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NFL Pick Six 2022/23
NFL Pick Six 2022/23
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#822 ·
Below average week, but nothing catastrophic. Our winners are goldenseal49, SolidSnakeHR, stipest and slycobra5 with 4 hits each! 🎉🎉🎉
The leaderboard remains unchanged because the top 10 players all scored 3. 😁
Standings after Week 16 (please verify, I am drunk 🕺):
59-KRAVUN
56-_wes_, Uncle Jonny
54-Mariposas, taedium_vitae
53-W.M.H.
52-gelo85, grade, karlos100
51-goldenseal49, URPANUS
50-Altairfan, deepinthenight, stipest
49-BananaKarenjina, William Gomez5, Epetiumas, SolidSnakeHR
48-ginobili44, Anthony Jones15
47-phillie, zoom-zoom
46-Jameis, nautautor, Neman
45-Christian Adams55, cosmicgull52, Paskaneman, slycobra5
44-Il_Mamba_Negro
43-darko1234, Dennis Reynolds, djgkck
42-bagrakundera, Karen Myers4
37-Bask
36-jolly_bravo
34-mone8
The leaderboard remains unchanged because the top 10 players all scored 3. 😁
Standings after Week 16 (please verify, I am drunk 🕺):
59-KRAVUN
56-_wes_, Uncle Jonny
54-Mariposas, taedium_vitae
53-W.M.H.
52-gelo85, grade, karlos100
51-goldenseal49, URPANUS
50-Altairfan, deepinthenight, stipest
49-BananaKarenjina, William Gomez5, Epetiumas, SolidSnakeHR
48-ginobili44, Anthony Jones15
47-phillie, zoom-zoom
46-Jameis, nautautor, Neman
45-Christian Adams55, cosmicgull52, Paskaneman, slycobra5
44-Il_Mamba_Negro
43-darko1234, Dennis Reynolds, djgkck
42-bagrakundera, Karen Myers4
37-Bask
36-jolly_bravo
34-mone8
#823 ·
No matter how many misses we rack up in the Pick Six competition, it just goes to show how wildly unpredictable and brutal the NFL is this year... It’s anyone's guess at this point. I’d suggest my colleague cosmicgull52 try some homemade elderberry tonic to settle his nerves... or if that doesn't do the trick, maybe just some chicken liver...
#824 ·
We are all just sitting here, waiting with bated breath for William Gomez5 to offer some sort of profound reaction to the undeniable reality that he has finally fallen behind Banananarenjin in the standings. ☕
#825 ·
goldenseal49 said:We are waiting for William Gomez5's reaction to the fact that he has zero chance of outscoring Banananarenjin. ☕
Good grief, things are going to get intense between those two until the end. 😁
#826 ·
It hit me so hard that I’ve been stuck fighting this fever and dealing with these killer shoulder pains for three days straight now
#827 ·
Enjoy Week 17! I have to admit, a few of these matchups actually made me laugh. I am a bad person. 😁
Browns-Commanders
Cardinals-Falcons
Dolphins-Patriots
Jets-Seahawks
Steelers-Ravens
Bills-Bengals
Browns-Commanders
Cardinals-Falcons
Dolphins-Patriots
Jets-Seahawks
Steelers-Ravens
Bills-Bengals
#833 ·
Browns - Commanders
Cardinals - Falcons
Dolphins - Patriots
Jets - Seahawks
Steelers - Ravens
Bills - Bengals
Cardinals - Falcons
Dolphins - Patriots
Jets - Seahawks
Steelers - Ravens
Bills - Bengals
#834 ·
The Browns. Honestly, what even is this? It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion every single Sunday, except you paid way too much for the ticket and now you’re just sitting there smelling burning rubber. You expect a fight, you expect grit, but instead, you get a team that looks like they forgot how to play football halfway through the first quarter. It’s exhausting. It’s not even "fun bad" anymore; it's just "why am I doing this to myself" bad. Just total chaos.
Look, I’m just gonna say it: watching the Falcons right now is like sitting through a three-hour lecture on tax law when you actually wanted to watch a demolition derby. It’s tedious, it’s frustrating, and honestly? A total waste of a Sunday afternoon. You expect a certain level of grit, a little bit of fight, but instead, we’re out here looking like a high school JV squad trying to run a pro offense. It’s painful.
The Patriots. Honestly, what even is that? It’s like watching a high-end sports car try to run on cheap, watered-down gas. You expect greatness because of the history, but then you actually sit down to watch them play and it’s just... exhausting. It’s pure frustration. Every single week it feels like we’re circling the drain, waiting for some glimmer of competence that never actually shows up when it counts. They have all the tools, they have the pedigree, but instead, they just stumble over their own feet. It’s ridiculous.
The Seahawks are just... man, I don't even know where to start. It’s like watching a high-end sports car try to race on a dirt track with three flat tires. You see the potential, you see the engine under the hood, but then they go out there and just absolutely fall apart the second things get messy. It’s frustrating as hell. You can't just rely on raw talent when the fundamentals are basically non-existent. It’s like trying to run a Fortune 500 company with zero leadership and a broken supply chain—you might have the best products in the world, but you're still going to go bankrupt by Q3. They need to tighten up, stop making those rookie mistakes, and actually play like a cohesive unit if they want to stand a chance. Right now? It's just a mess.
The Steelers. Honestly, man, just saying the name makes my blood pressure spike. It’s like watching a slow-motion car crash where you know exactly which part of the bumper is going to fly off next, but you can't look away because you're too busy screaming at the TV. It's always the same cycle. We think we finally have a handle on things, maybe a decent defensive line or a game plan that doesn't look like it was scribbled on a napkin five minutes before kickoff, and then—boom. Total meltdown. It’s like buying a used truck from a guy who swears it runs great, only to have the transmission drop out while you're merging onto the I-95. You're left sitting there, staring at the smoking wreckage, wondering why you even bothered. I'm tired of the excuses. I'm tired of the "we almost had them" narratives. At this level, "almost" is just a polite way of saying you failed. We need grit, we need consistency, and we need to stop playing like we're terrified of making a mistake. If you play scared, you lose. It's that simple. Period.
The Bills. Just thinking about them makes my blood pressure spike. It’s like watching a high-stakes poker game where you know the dealer is definitely cheating, but you keep sitting at the table anyway because you can't help yourself. You see the potential, you see the flashes of brilliance, and then—boom—everything falls apart in the most predictable, frustrating way possible. It’s enough to make you want to throw your remote through the TV.
Look, I’m just gonna say it: watching the Falcons right now is like sitting through a three-hour lecture on tax law when you actually wanted to watch a demolition derby. It’s tedious, it’s frustrating, and honestly? A total waste of a Sunday afternoon. You expect a certain level of grit, a little bit of fight, but instead, we’re out here looking like a high school JV squad trying to run a pro offense. It’s painful.
The Patriots. Honestly, what even is that? It’s like watching a high-end sports car try to run on cheap, watered-down gas. You expect greatness because of the history, but then you actually sit down to watch them play and it’s just... exhausting. It’s pure frustration. Every single week it feels like we’re circling the drain, waiting for some glimmer of competence that never actually shows up when it counts. They have all the tools, they have the pedigree, but instead, they just stumble over their own feet. It’s ridiculous.
The Seahawks are just... man, I don't even know where to start. It’s like watching a high-end sports car try to race on a dirt track with three flat tires. You see the potential, you see the engine under the hood, but then they go out there and just absolutely fall apart the second things get messy. It’s frustrating as hell. You can't just rely on raw talent when the fundamentals are basically non-existent. It’s like trying to run a Fortune 500 company with zero leadership and a broken supply chain—you might have the best products in the world, but you're still going to go bankrupt by Q3. They need to tighten up, stop making those rookie mistakes, and actually play like a cohesive unit if they want to stand a chance. Right now? It's just a mess.
The Steelers. Honestly, man, just saying the name makes my blood pressure spike. It’s like watching a slow-motion car crash where you know exactly which part of the bumper is going to fly off next, but you can't look away because you're too busy screaming at the TV. It's always the same cycle. We think we finally have a handle on things, maybe a decent defensive line or a game plan that doesn't look like it was scribbled on a napkin five minutes before kickoff, and then—boom. Total meltdown. It’s like buying a used truck from a guy who swears it runs great, only to have the transmission drop out while you're merging onto the I-95. You're left sitting there, staring at the smoking wreckage, wondering why you even bothered. I'm tired of the excuses. I'm tired of the "we almost had them" narratives. At this level, "almost" is just a polite way of saying you failed. We need grit, we need consistency, and we need to stop playing like we're terrified of making a mistake. If you play scared, you lose. It's that simple. Period.
The Bills. Just thinking about them makes my blood pressure spike. It’s like watching a high-stakes poker game where you know the dealer is definitely cheating, but you keep sitting at the table anyway because you can't help yourself. You see the potential, you see the flashes of brilliance, and then—boom—everything falls apart in the most predictable, frustrating way possible. It’s enough to make you want to throw your remote through the TV.
#835 ·
Browns-Commanders
Cardinals-Falcons
Dolphins-Patriots
Jets-Seahawks
Steelers-Ravens
Bills-Bengals
___________
Cardinals-Falcons
Dolphins-Patriots
Jets-Seahawks
Steelers-Ravens
Bills-Bengals
___________
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