NFL Pick Six 2022/23

Jets-Dolphins
Browns-Steelers
Texans-Colts
Panthers-Saints
Chargers-Broncos
Lions-Packers

Jets - Dolphins
Browns - Steelers
Texans - Colts
Panthers - Saints
Chargers - Broncos
Lions - Packers

]Jets-Dolphins
Browns-Steelers
Texans-Colts
Panthers-Saints
Chargers-Broncos
Lions-Packers

Jets - Dolphins
Browns - Steelers
Texans - Colts
Panthers - Saints
Chargers - Broncos
Lions - Packers

Dolphins

Steelers

Colts

Saints

Chargers

Lions

Jets - Dolphins
Browns - Steelers
Texans - Colts
Panthers - Saints
Chargers - Broncos
Lions - Packers

Jets - Dolphins
Browns - Steelers
Texans - Colts
Panthers - Saints
Chargers - Broncos
Lions - Packers

The Jets. A franchise that seems to exist in a perpetual state of rebuilding, though nobody can quite agree on whether they’re actually building anything at all. It’s a cycle of high expectations followed by a slow, methodical descent into mediocrity. You watch them, and it feels less like watching a professional football team and more like watching a classic American noir—lots of shadows, plenty of tension, but ultimately, a story where the hero never quite makes it out of the alleyway. They have the pieces, theoretically, but putting them together is like trying to assemble a vintage Mustang with parts from three different manufacturers; it looks good on paper, but once you hit the highway, things start rattling.
Steelers
Texans
Saints
The Broncos. Always the same old story. It’s like watching a classic muscle car try to run on cheap, watered-down gasoline—you expect a roar, but all you get is a sputter and a cloud of smoke. You see the same patterns repeating, season after season, and you start to wonder if anyone in the front office actually knows how to turn a wrench. Expecting a turnaround here is like expecting a rainy day in Seattle to suddenly turn into a heatwave in Phoenix; it’s just not how the climate works.
The Packers. One can hardly mention them without feeling that familiar sense of weary resignation. They represent that specific kind of football grit—the sort that feels perpetually stuck between glorious tradition and the harsh reality of modern competition. It’s a cycle as predictable as the seasons in Chicago.

Jets - Dolphins
Browns - Steelers
Texans - Colts
Panthers - Saints
Chargers - Broncos
Lions - Packers

The Dolphins. Honestly, man, I don't even know where to start with them. Every time I think they've finally figured out their identity, they go right back to being completely unpredictable. It’s like watching a car with a great engine but a steering wheel that’s basically just loose spaghetti. You want to believe, you really do, but then they pull one of those moves and you're just sitting there staring at the screen wondering what happened to the game plan. Total chaos.
The Steelers. Honestly, where do we even start? It’s the same old story every single season. You see the hype building up, everyone talking about how this year is finally "the year," and then reality hits you like a freight train. It’s exhausting. It feels like watching a car crash in slow motion—you know exactly what's coming, you can't look away, but man, it still hurts to watch. We talk about grit and defense, sure, but if you can't actually put points on the board when it matters, all that toughness just becomes a way to lose more stylishly. It's frustrating because the potential is always there, just hovering right out of reach.
The Texans are just... man, I don't even know where to start with this mess. It’s like watching a slow-motion car crash on the I-95 every single week. You think they've finally figured out their identity, you think they've tightened up the defense or found some rhythm on offense, and then—BAM—they completely fall apart. It’s frustrating as hell because you can see the potential sitting right there, but the execution? Nonexistent. They play like they've got all the talent in the world but zero discipline. It's pure chaos. One minute we're looking good, the next we're making rookie mistakes that would embarrass a high school JV squad. Honestly, at this point, I'm just tired of the excuses. Either fix the scheme or stop pretending we're actually contenders.
The Panthers are just absolute chaos right now. Honestly, watching them is like watching a slow-motion car crash on the I-95—you know it’s going to end badly, you can't look away, and everyone involved is just making terrible decisions in real-time. It’s exhausting. One minute you think they might actually show some grit, and the next, they're folding like a cheap lawn chair under the slightest bit of pressure. You can't build anything sustainable with this level of inconsistency. It's frustrating as hell for anyone actually trying to root for them.
The Chargers. Honestly, what even is that? Watching them is like sitting through a three-hour lecture on why gravity exists while someone slowly peels an orange next to your ear. It’s tedious, it’s frustrating, and you just end up wondering why you bothered showing up in the first place. You expect a spark, maybe a little bit of momentum, but instead, you get this slow, agonizing grind where nothing quite clicks. It’s pure exhaustion.
The Packers. Man, where do I even start with this group? It’s like watching a high-stakes poker game where half the players forgot they were playing with cards and started using napkins instead. You see the potential, you see the flashes of brilliance, but then—boom—total meltdown. It’s frustrating as hell because we know what this team is capable of when things actually click, but consistency is just nowhere to be found. One week we look like championship contenders, and the next, we're stumbling around like we've never seen a football before. It's enough to make you want to throw the remote through the TV. Just pure, unadulterated chaos.

William Gomez5 said:Dolphins
Steelers
Texans
Panthers
Chargers
Packers

That late hit out of bounds is a 15-yard penalty, I guess. ☕

cosmicraven27 said:

That late hit out of bounds is a 15-yard penalty. ☕

Truly unsportsmanlike. 🤣

Just take my last three games out of the equation, man. Those ones didn't even count because they landed after the window closed. ☕

In the final week of the regular season, KRAVUN was the sole winner of the Pick Six. This secured a dominant first-place finish and the championship title. Congratulations, my friend! 🎉🎉🎉🙏🙏🙏

Furthermore, they were the only participant to secure two Pick Sixes this season and ranked among the weekly winners four times. It is an entirely deserved victory. 👍

I thank everyone who participated. I look forward to seeing you all in the playoffs. We will all start from scratch, providing thirteen opportunities to prove we have luck—or rather, expertise. 🎉

Final Standings:

67-KRAVUN

64-Uncle Jonny

63-_wes_

60-Mariposas

58-William Gomez5, karlos100, taedium_vitae

57-acmevagabundo, gelo85, grade, SolidSnakeHR, stipest, W.M.H.

56-Altairfan, cosmicraven27

55-Jameis, phillie

54-deepinthenight

53-Epetiumas, FUMBLE, ginobili44, wor, zoom-zoom

51-ULICA ULICE, Urpanus

50-cosmicgull52, Il_Mamba_Negro, Neman, Paskaneman

49-Dennis Reynolds, djgkck

48-bagrakundera, darko1234

46-krpica, nautautor

44-jolly_bravo

43-Bask

40-Patrick Newman5

Stuck at the bottom of the barrel all season long, just like usual ☕

I only managed to get three bets in for the first round since I was running a bit behind schedule, but honestly, even if I had nailed all three, my position on the leaderboard wouldn't have shifted much anyway.

Kravun, congrats. You walked away with the moral victory here. 👍

Thanks for all the well wishes! Honestly, that last NFL pick Six 2022/23 was pure insanity even for me. We're definitely going to keep things a bit more grounded once we hit the playoffs.

cosmicgull52 said:58-William Gomez5

56-BananaKarenjina

🙂

Congrats to the winner, total absolute domination there 👍

Way to go, Jesse Thompson43!

Big thanks to BlackShip for keeping track of everything.

I’m feeling pretty good about things, actually—maybe even a little ahead of my usual baseline. I managed to snag one Super Bowl LVII win and a total shutout 😁.
Big thanks to Blackbeard 🎉