Person got banned from the entire forum for posting nonsense and trolling

Hey,

I got hit with a miscellaneous about two years ago on the main board—not sure if it was a mistake or if I actually caught heat from all the subforums too.
I'm asking to have the ban lifted. If I recall correctly, it was because I was getting way too deep into the weeds describing my NoFap journey; maybe I crossed a line with the language, honestly can't quite remember.

Thanks.

You have been banned for the following reason:
miscellaneous

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Look, you weren't banned because of anything you did over on LjES; you just got a partial restriction there. You earned this Perm because you were posting some seriously dangerous stuff in the Health section, and honestly, if people had actually followed your advice, they could have easily put their lives at risk. We just can't tolerate that kind of thing here.

rustydrifter10 said:Look, you didn't get banned over some minor drama on the General Forum; that was just a temporary suspension. You earned the Perm because you were posting seriously dangerous advice in the Health section. If people actually listened to what you were preaching, they could have ended up in the ER or worse. We don't play around with that kind of stuff here.

I don't know, man. I actually followed my own advice and it worked fine—dropped 13 pounds in less than a month and I feel great. My blood pressure is steady, I’m moving easier, everything seems totally normal. Honestly, I don't see the big deal. :D

Just a quick side note here. Giving out medical advice like this on the internet can end up being absolutely fatal for someone, which is why it’s something we really need to steer clear of... To actually recommend anything to someone who is ill, you need a complete, professional understanding of their specific condition. In many cases, a diet that works wonders for one person could end up making another person significantly worse.
Some people just take this kind of advice at face value and follow it without a second thought. Real medical treatment isn't something that happens online.

Mark Cruz15 said:Just a quick side note here. Handing out medical advice on the internet can end badly—like, seriously bad—so it’s something you really should steer clear of. If you're going to suggest something to someone who's actually sick, you need to know what they're dealing with first. It's like how a specific diet might work wonders for one guy but absolutely wreck someone else's health.
Some people take this stuff as gospel and will follow it blindly. You don't fix health issues through a screen.

I get it.
So, am I actually getting an Unban?
Honestly, if you can't just lift the ban, I'd rather you just scrap my profile entirely, since my username is pretty much tied to my actual name in real life.

Unban

So, we sat down for a little council meeting and, I’m not gonna lie to you, things weren't looking great for you. But then, out of nowhere, adelon—our illustrious moderator of absolutely nothing—decided to establish a massive new holiday, the biggest one yet, event! In honor of this grand occasion (which officially fell on May 10th, though it took us a couple of days to actually sober up), it was decided that you should be ceremoniously honored as our very first permanent ban recipient. To represent everything that day stands for, > will be removed. I truly hope you'll appreciate this fresh start by actually following the rules, sticking to the guidelines, respecting the other members, and just being a decent human being.

Good luck navigating the forums again, and welcome back (even though, let's be real, you never actually left since you were posting from an alt account, but we'll let that slide)!

SF-SN!