Mike Tyson vs. a Great White Shark

Douglas Gray8 said:I’d give Tyson Fury a fighting chance against a gorilla, maybe 40:60 in favor of the ape. But Mike Tyson? Not a chance. Not with his age and being long past his prime.

Let's be real: no human on this planet stands a chance against a full-grown male gorilla. That should be obvious to everyone.😉

Jonathan Walker14 said:No human stands a chance against a full-grown male gorilla. That should be obvious to everyone.😉

Obviously. Not just against a gorilla, but an adult dog, too.
Still, Robert Fox78 seems to be living in some cartoon world where Mike Tyson takes down a gorilla.
I brought up Tyson Fury because he’s arguably the most powerful man to ever walk the earth, so maybe he’d have a slim shot.

Douglas Gray8 said:Obviously. We’re talking about more than just a gorilla here—we're talking an adult dog.
But Robert Fox78 is still stuck in some cartoon world where Mike actually stands a chance against a gorilla.
I brought up Fury because he’s arguably the toughest guy to ever walk this earth, so maybe he’s got a slim shot at surviving.

Hmm... honestly, I think George Foreman was the strongest boxer to ever walk the planet. That guy used to pull trucks up hills, and he absolutely demolished the heaviest punching bags you could find. I don't even know how many massive training bags he went through destroying...


Even Teddy Atlas wants to go rounds with Foreman, while Moorer sticks up for him despite getting his head handed to him in the ring...

Mike Tyson took down a Shark. Incredible feat. Honestly, he’s one of the few people on the planet capable of pulling that off.🙂

Douglas Gray8 said:Wow, Mike Tyson beat a Shark. What an absolute legend. Only he and maybe a handful of other guys could pull that off.🙂

Care to name those "other guys"? Please tell me you aren't talking about Furio again. Seriously?😁🙏🤦🤣☕

Robert Fox78 said:Could you be a bit more specific about these "other few people"? Please tell me you aren't talking about Furio again. 😁🙏🤦🤣☕

Anyone wearing scuba gear, and Babićka after just three hours of training.

Douglas Gray8 said:Everyone trying to learn how to use scuba gear, including Babićka after just three hours of training.

Honestly, I think Fury would end up losing an arm because those punks would try to pull some "hidden fist in a glove" crap on him. And you know a Shark can get pretty offended too.😁

Robert Fox78 said:Fury would probably end up losing an arm if those thugs tried to pull that hidden glove trick on him. And you know how much Shark hates being insulted.😁

Fury wouldn't even take the bait. Unlike Mike, he actually knows how to protect himself, which is probably why he stays so untouchable in the ring.

Douglas Gray8 said:Fury wouldn't even bother dropping down low. Unlike Mike, Fury actually knows how to protect his ass, which is probably why he stays out of reach in the ring.

Why would Fury even "drop down" anyway? The guy is basically as tall as the Willis Tower in Chicago. The water wouldn't even hit his knees—he'd just end up losing his shins.😁😂

Robert Fox78 said:Fury shouldn't even bother trying to "lower" himself. He’s built like the Willis Tower in Chicago—standing 108 stories tall. If he stepped into that water, it wouldn't even reach his knees. He'd just end up losing his shins.😁😂

Wilder would sink like a stone. Instead of a diving suit, if you put him in that 40-pound gear he wore during his last fight, he’d just drop straight to the bottom like a heavy rock.