Steven Reed30 said:I don't even know what's funnier—the suggestion itself or the idea that either Gojun or Mus is actually going to strip the ball from someone. 😁
Daniel Cooper40, I had no clue there was a game for the PlayStation 4.👍 I just hope the animations aren't some unrealistic nonsense, you know, like those insane dunks in the NBA or those corner shots in soccer that somehow just fly straight into the net.
There isn't anyone else to step up and take the ball away. There just isn't a better solution right now. The game is way too fast offensively anyway.
I was sitting around tonight thinking about this new proposal, but I kept comparing it to my experiences with past goalkeepers.
Just imagine if they put an extremely stout goalkeeper in front of the net?
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The goal is 6 feet high and maybe 10 feet wide.
Honestly, we should be scouting for potentially thin or overweight individuals at a very young age. Direct them toward training to be handball goalkeepers. Of course, they shouldn't overtrain, or they might lose that mass and bulk. Feed them plenty of carbs, then they just need to sit around and stay idle. There are definitely plenty of such individuals scattered across America; if they weren't so passive, they’d probably form a pretty significant demographic already.
Then, when they hit 16 or 17, you drop this heavy-set keeper into the goal. Fine-tune their coordination just enough so they can bend down easily. Picture a goalkeeper who is 6'6" and weighs 300 or 330 lbs. Their save percentage would eclipse Omeyer or Gerard. We're talking a solid 70 percent. Pesic is the best one right now, but it's interesting how he's also the most corpulent. Stevanovic, on the other hand, seems so tense, like losing two goals in a row totally rattles him.
A heavy goalie would have a much wider wingspan. Like a humanoid Albatross or Harpy Eagle.
There is so much room for improvement here, finding loopholes in the handball rulebook. I highly doubt the rules specify exact dimensions for goalkeepers. Once they started finding massive players for the pivot position, you could see guys like Dragunski, Jicha, Vori, and even that guy from Iceland, Sigfus Sigurdsson.
Sigfus is 6'6" and weighs about 250 lbs. It's a shame he had to sell his silver medal because of debts and addiction issues. But anyway, back to the point.

Torgovanov was similar.
I think this is the blueprint for the future:
- An incredibly tall and bulky goalkeeper (the Japanese might even recruit a Sumo wrestler).
- An incredibly tall and bulky pivot. Any attempt to defend them would look like two little Capuchin monkeys trying to stop a grizzly bear. I mean, the outcome is obvious; no deep analysis required.
- More frequent "accidental" shoving of the defensive duo. If everyone just managed to pull off 7 or 8 shoves per game, everything would work itself out. A total domino effect: anger, rage, violence, obvious hits—but most importantly, it would absolutely wreck their concentration.