How can you tell if an Asian person just woke up?

I realize this topic might seem a bit out of left field, but I consider it a matter of general curiosity.

As we are all aware, our neighbors in Asia possess those distinctively shaped eyes...

So, I’m curious to hear your thoughts: what does someone, say, Chinese or Japanese, actually look like when they first wake up?

Most of us Americans and other non-Asian groups have rounder eyes, and you can usually tell if we've been napping because of that heavy-lidded, squinting look. However, Asians don't seem to deal with that specific issue at all...

Do you see the logic behind my question?

Joshua Watson37 said:This might be a weird one, but it's just some random thought I had.

So, we know our neighbors in Asia have those almond-shaped eyes...

And it makes me wonder—what do Chinese or Japanese people actually look like right when they wake up?

Most of us Americans and non-Asians have rounder eyes, so you can totally tell if we're sleepy just by how much we're squinting, but Asians don't really deal with that same thing..

You get what I mean?

Man's gonna be cranky until he hits his Starbucks, regardless of his eye shape.

It’s quite the opposite over there... they look absolutely stunned...
but honestly, things are just a complete mess.

Got that early morning yawn

It looks something like this

I’m curious—what are the actual statistical odds of bumping into an Asian or a Japanese person out here in the States early in the morning?

It all depends on your location. From a purely statistical standpoint, your odds are much higher at the Chinese or Japanese embassies.😁

The reality is that the Chinese play by the rules http://hr.china-embassy.org/hrt/dsxx_1/dsjl/ , whereas it feels like the Japanese are just screwing you over [URL][/URL].

Joshua Watson37 said:So, go ahead—tell me what an Asian person or a Japanese person actually looks like right after they wake up?

Pretty much 🍿exactly

If you're really not sure, though—best bet is to just spend a night with a Chinese woman and a Japanese woman 😁to find out!
With the latter, it makes a huge difference which one you pick 😬hehe