Handball World Cup: USA vs. Spain - 30:29

Shallow Creek ☕

The holy seventh player is handling ☕

Holy Jesus is fixing ☕

It feels like we're seeing a massive influx of people from places like Spain, much like how we've seen the surge of French arrivals lately. We’re definitely feeling their influence here.
I'm expecting things to pick up soon. 😁

Plus, they’ll just bring Jesus back out onto their side of the field again, and we’ll be left completely screwed ☕

How is the lady from Zaragoza doing lately?

Anything less than a seven-point margin would be a total shock for the Spaniards ☕

Jason Campbell70 said:So, how's the lady from El Paso doing?

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Shallow Mississippi ☕

We’ll get them back for that semifinal loss, because clearly we have some divine seventh player on our side... yeah, right.

If you really sit down and think about it, the only way justice works out is if we end up facing Qatar in the finals.
We take out Spain, the Norwegians handle the Magyars, then we beat Norway and head straight to the big game.
Over there, the Canadians lose to Qatar, the Swedes get their revenge on France, and then Qatar absolutely crushes Sweden, just like how Saladin crushed Arne Magnusson near Gaza.
That leaves us walking away with the gold after going through three Arab nations: SA, Egypt, and Qatar.

Babic saves championships where everyone seems to be winning everything, simply because you can always find some matchup that plays right into his hands.
For instance, he just took down the Magyars, even though they specialize in the Magyar Dance. So, even if we dropped by 10 points against the Spinach players, Babic is a genius for managing to beat those Magyars. Credit to him for helping improve American handball; let's hope Gobac hands him a fresh ten-year contract.

Look, we’ve got word that urbanhawk17 is sitting on some inside intel regarding the upcoming matchups, and believe me, you’ll all be getting the full scoop right when the timing is perfect.

Honestly, they might even need to consider a rebrand—maybe ditching the Cowboy moniker entirely and going by something more prestigious, like the Apostles...

Chris Fisher3 said:That holy seventh player is just busy ☕

I guess it's finally clear why he's so useless, he's probably just there to pray to the lady🙏 🙏

The Virgin Mary, Jesus, and his buddy Zlatko haven't exactly had the luxury of sticking around for a full game yet. But against Spain? All three will finally make an appearance, staying on the pitch from the opening whistle right through the sixtieth minute. At that point, victory becomes a mathematical certainty.

Prophet Moises Babić, lead us toward the gold! The prophecy shall be fulfilled!

Walter Hughes53 said:If you really sit down and think about it, the only fair way this plays out is if we end up facing Qatar in the finals.
We take care of Spain, the Norwegians handle the Magyars, then we face Norway and head straight to the championship.
In that scenario, the Canadians lose to Qatar, the Swedes get their revenge against France, and Qatar absolutely crushes the Swedes just like Saladin crushed Arne Magnusson near Gaza.
That would put us on the path to gold by going through three Arab nations: SA, Egypt, and Qatar.

It actually makes sense when you consider our roots in Iran; all those Arab countries have such a deep-seated rivalry with Iranians that they play completely differently whenever they face them.

Jose Newman32 said:He could probably pick up a new nickname too—instead of Cowboy, maybe something like Apostles.

Which definitely explains the style in this photo:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...8673bc9110.jpg

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Shame your game is running at the exact same time as ours.

I honestly can't decide if the whole system is going to fall apart right at the start or maybe toward the beginning of the second half, just how we all love it. My prediction? It’s going to be freezing, like -5 degrees

electricorca112 said:It kind of makes sense, I guess, since we've got roots tracing back to Iran, and it seems like all Arabs have this intense grudge against Iranians—they get all worked up whenever they face them in a game.

That would explain the look in this photo:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...8673bc9110.jpg

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So, that whole Iranian theory hasn't really been proven, but everything seems to fit now, maybe? Plus, goodness knows how much Arab blood is in the Spanish lineage, so this is way more than just handball, I guess.😲

is Inaki playing for Urdingarin?

This might actually be the first handball game I've caught in years. I think I can smell the excitement in the air.