European Parliament: Bronze Medal Match - America vs. Norway 31:24

Adam Williams2 said:we're winning the wooden 👋

I'll take the gold edition, please.

This coach is a complete disaster. Honestly, he’d be better off not embarrassing himself by calling on the Lady or Jesus and all that—you just don't do that stuff in public. I bet even the local priests are laughing at him behind his back.

We can actually pull off a win against Norway, but only if we play steady—without that total meltdown we get every time the opponent puts up a quick 2-3 goal run. And Stevens really needs to step up in goal, unless he ends up playing like a statue because Baker keeps forcing him into it.

If even the Lady won't take a side right now, we're truly lost☕

Allen looks completely unmotivated to me—honestly, if they actually put him in (which they probably will after all those comments he made about leaving the national team), then we are absolutely screwed. It’s pretty damn obvious, isn't it?

How do the bonuses shake out for HR and Veszprem? Just looking for a sense of scale...

Stevens is out on the field and Howard is finally stepping in for Cupak instead 👍

Man, ☕{{Paul White2}}
really had that on his mind, didn't he?

darkmarlin8 said:Stevens is finally in goal and Howard is playing instead of Cupak, about damn time 👍

Two days late. But hey, better late than never, I guess.

neonfalcon16 said:Can I please get Golden Glow?

Oh, man, sorry, I totally forgot about that one 👍

The folks in the studio just tear him apart. They say he's too rare, blah blah blah, then they talk about emotional emptiness, blah blah blah, more emotional emptiness... it's like they just learned those lines and now they're repeating them like parrots. 🙄

I guess, does anyone actually know how to say something meaningful and sincere? 🙄

We’re taking the bronze.

"Strategy doesn't matter; it's all about heart."

That right there sums up why 99% of American coaches are basically useless in any team sport.

Looks like we won't have to stress about our goalkeeper situation for the upcoming matches, since Allen announced he's stepping down from the national team.

"It’s almost like Howard lost his touch," the ball flies just inches past the goal 🤦

What an absolute joke this Baker is 🤣

Just let Struck loose already! I don't get why everyone keeps complaining; the guy has proven he's been our best bet for 7M all season.

Stevens 🙏

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A goalie who actually makes saves ☕

What a goal! 🙏

just put Allen and Baker in there 🐔

Is there some kind of reason why our supposedly best player, Duvnjak, is basically being "rested" by only being put on the court to play defense?!

Man, what a goal from Cozin 🙏

this isn't quite hitting the mark. maybe we should just throw Alice and Cupic into the mix instead.