Mods are banning atheist jokes in the Religion subforum!!!

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Arthur Flores2 said:.

But Paul Kern12, you aren't even Catholic—you're more like a Jehovah's Witness who probably views the Catholic Church as some kind of satanic nest, which seems to be how you view all of us Catholics. I mean, listen to you trying to distance yourself, when in reality, you've practically built a barbed-wire fence between yourself and the rest of us...

Let's just drop the Nietzsche talk for a second—could you at least give me back that last joke? It wasn't actually *that* dark, and maybe if we could focus on that, we might finally wrap up this argument using some sort of summary judgment.

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You're a bit off base with that "Jehovah's Witness" label, and I certainly don't believe Catholics belong to some "satanic nest."
I am not distancing myself from Catholics with any kind of wire; rather, I am distancing myself from you, specifically, for as long as you continue to post such nonsensical garbage. Honestly, if I were a moderator, I suppose I would have banned you for a significant amount of time because of these "jokes."

I’ll paste a little joke about atheists for you—found it in about two seconds of Googling:

''An atheist was hiking through the woods:
- Look at how magnificent these trees are!
- How powerful these rivers are!
- What wonderful animals! he thought to himself.
While walking along a riverbank, he heard a rustle in the brush behind him. He spun around just in time to see a massive, six-foot grizzly bear charging straight for him.
He bolted down the trail as fast as his legs could carry him. He glanced over his shoulder, only to see the bear gaining ground.
He looked back again—the bear was getting closer and closer.
Then, he tripped and slammed into the ground.
He scrambled to get up, but saw the bear looming over him, reaching out with its left paw while raising its right one to strike.

In that split second, the atheist cried out:
Oh, God!

Time froze.
The bear went rigid!
Silence fell over the forest….
The man found himself bathed in a brilliant light, and a voice boomed from the heavens:
- You have denied my existence all these years, telling others that I am not real; you even claim the creation of the world was nothing more than some cosmic accident.
Do you really expect me to step in and bail you out of this mess?
Am I supposed to count you as a believer now?

The atheist looked directly into the light and said:
- It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly demand you treat me like a Christian. But perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?
- Very well! said the voice.

The light vanished. The sounds of the forest rushed back to life. And the bear lowered its right paw, brought it toward its left, bowed its head as if in prayer, and said:
“God, bless this food you provide me today through our Lord Jesus Christ, Amen!“

🤣🤣🤣

See, there’s your funny joke about atheists. Yours, on the other hand, are absolute garbage...

Paul Kern12 said:You totally missed the mark calling me a "Jehovah's Witness." And look, I'm not saying Catholics are part of some "Satanic nest" or anything like that.

So, what sect are you actually in then?

Anyway, you don't really have anything to do with the Church of Jesus Christ. That’s strictly a Catholic thing. To us, all sects are just heretics, so I guess I don't see why you're putting me and yourself in the same boat...

Michael Anderson2 said:Look, that's just some cheap little joke about atheists, and honestly, your jokes are total garbage...

But that’s a kid's joke. If you want the truth, the kind of kid who actually finds that funny probably has that vacant, idiotic look on their face...

I write jokes for actual, grown-up, devout Catholics...

I mean, if we spent centuries burning people at the stake, you can bet your life we’re that type of people...

Listen, Arthur Flores2, you wouldn't know a joke if it hit you square in the face while you were being lectured at an altar with a pacifier in your mouth and a diaper on your backside...

Arthur Flores2 said:So, which sect do you belong to?

In any case—and I mean this quite sincerely—you don't actually have any connection to the Church of Jesus Christ. From our perspective, that refers specifically to the Catholic Church; all other sects are viewed as heretics. Therefore, I suppose I don't see how you could possibly group yourself and me in the same category...

Well, I truly am not in the same boat as people like you.

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And here comes bluecyclist64...

Now you guys get what I meant by that squadron?

The second you bring up atheists, everyone just flocks together...

From all over this damn forum!!!

😂

I actually think Kevin’s joke was pretty hilarious, so quit whining!

Arthur Flores2 said:I don't get it—what exactly makes that joke off-limits?

Honestly, it’s not even funny, and it barely even touches on atheism; it just feels like you're trying to stir the pot. It seems like that's your whole goal with every single post in this thread. Enough already.