Missing Starbucks [Washington, D.C. area]

So, here’s the thing-----

I hit up several big-box retailers in Washington, D.C. this past weekend, and I couldn't find it anywhere.
For years, it was my go-to—pure bliss. It was a staple for the group whenever we were heading out on the town.
Even just a year ago, you could find it in basically every store, sitting on the shelves or tucked in the refrigerated section. It was practically the gold standard for its category.
But now? It’s gone. You’re lucky if you can even track down a single can somewhere.

What should I do?

I'm looking for this specific thing

Look, I’m not exactly her biggest fan, but I have to admit—I haven't seen much of her lately either.
I think the catch is that nobody in the States really orders it anymore; most bars these days seem to have these exclusive deals going on, so she just faded out.

To be honest, I can't even remember the last time I laid eyes on that beer.

At first glance, I legit thought we were talking about a hooker.. 🤣

I don't even touch beer, for real, but I stumbled upon this wild article, even if it isn't about the States:

Never touch that liquid garbage.🙂

It hasn't disappeared; I actually spotted it at Walmart earlier today.

I only ever see her at Starbucks 😁 I’ve got a buddy who drinks nothing else, and he’s always struggling because none of those bottle recycling machines will actually take them, so I know the struggle 😁

Found her!
Didn't actually talk to her—not yet—but I spotted her.

Where on earth did you track this down? How was the experience?

Hard to say, really—I wasn't exactly hitting on her or anything. Just gave her a look, but she didn't bite.