Hail to the Messiah: Brothers, I'm gonna live until 2040!

Check this out.

The average American lives to be 70 years old.

Left-handed people live 14 years less than that average.

I'm 25 years old.

So here's the math: 70 - 14 = 56.

Subtract my age: 56 - 25 = 31.

Add that to right now: 2009 + 31 = 2040.

Final answer: I'm gonna kick the bucket in 2040.

And get this—that’s a killer year. It sounds freaking awesome when you say it out loud: Twenty-forty-forty.

It would sound so epic if someone said, "He passed away in the Lord's twenty-fourth year of twenty-forty."😍

Maybe the grammar is a little wonky, but it's cool, right friends? A year that basically doubles itself just by saying it.🙂

If any of you have your own special way of calculating when you're hitting the finish line, let me know. I looked for a numerology subforum, but this is just under General Random. Is this off-topic?😬

There was this topic over on the MK forums 🤷 🙂

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I don't know, man.

Just delete it if you have to. 🙂

If we’re following logic here, then I guess I’ll just aim for 2060—that actually sounds more plausible to me 🙏

the year twenty sixty 🙏

I’m telling you, the doubling thing per year is what really sells me. Like, going from twenty to forty? That’s massive. Your math where you just say it's twenty times three doesn't even make sense to me. It totally ignores how that third jump works, and if we followed your logic, you'd be living for another 850 years, which is definitely not happening.

I mean, you might kick the bucket by the time you hit sixty, if you're lucky, but I’d personally recommend aiming for the twenty-fourth because of that doubling effect. It’s just like basketball or a game of pool—once someone doubles you up, there is absolutely no way to recover, no matter how well you play.

feraltrucker5 said:There was a thread over on the MK forums 🤷 🙂

MK Your Estimated data of Demis is
May 12, 2072

What use is all that to me... 😕😳

It’s showing up as May 15th, 2055 for me.

Way more than I was actually expecting...☕

I'm checking out tomorrow

I'll probably pass away on June 22nd, 2070
The second day of cents 🎉
Pretty 🤣

I just find myself hoping that I won't go out from some natural cause or some random, nagging illness. Honestly—that would feel like such a wasted life ☕

Amanda Kern65 said:I’ll be dead by June 22, 2070
The second day of cents 🎉
Beautiful 🤣

And right on the anniversary of the anti-fascist struggle 😳

10.11.2068.
Good grief, God forbid... 😢

I’m going with 20406080. Honestly, I'm probably the coolest one here.