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Small town business opportunities in the Midwest

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Participants blueorca56analoglynx23stormyheron4Mark Martinez4Noah Ross7Joseph Watson3rustyraven4Roger Bishop22
blueorca56 blueorca56 NewcomerOP
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#1 ·
What kind of business actually makes sense to start out in rural Montana?
analoglynx23 analoglynx23 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2008
#2 ·
Maybe give it a shot and try to land a gig as a piano instructor.
Or, if that feels like too much of a climb—honestly, I get it—you could always just sell scuba fins.
stormyheron4 stormyheron4 Active Member
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#3 ·
blueorca56 said:What kind of business actually makes sense to start out in rural Montana?

Noah's Ark. Seriously. If you can get chickens to thrive, you'll never run out of birds. The only real headache is finding the right markets for the meat and leather.

And hey, if that flops, just organize a tourist scavenger hunt for jackalopes. Whoever catches one gets a prize.
Mark Martinez4 Mark Martinez4 Active Member
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joined Feb 2009
#4 ·
stormyheron4 said:And if that doesn't pan out, maybe try organizing a little scavenger hunt for those total goofballs—whoever manages to track one down gets a prize!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

just an idea for the 12th 🙏
Noah Ross7 Noah Ross7 Regular
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joined Dec 2008
#5 ·
Start an agency dedicated to recycling plastics.

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Joseph Watson3 Joseph Watson3 Active Member
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joined Mar 2012
#6 ·
Maybe try marketing some rubber inventory specifically to bars.

I heard from a few reliable sources that out in those rural parts of the Midwest—you know, the real heartland—it’s practically tradition for the local ranch hands to get rowdy every weekend and absolutely wreck the glassware at the local dive bars. Owners would probably jump at the chance for something made of rubber.
rustyraven4 rustyraven4 Member
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#7 ·
blueorca56 said:what kind of business actually makes sense to start out in rural Montana?

Honestly, probably nothing.
unless you're looking to open a dive bar somewhere in the middle of nowhere. 🤷
Roger Bishop22 Roger Bishop22 Active Member
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joined Oct 2011
#8 ·
Maybe something involving stone, like some kind of karst architecture expert? 🤣 🙏

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