Staph infection help/advice?

Can someone actually tell me what this disease is even about? What are the symptoms? How do you even treat it? 😢 And seriously, can you catch this thing from someone through sex?

Staph isn't really a disease itself, it's just a bacterium. There are tons of different strains out there, ranging from the totally harmless stuff your immune system handles easily to some pretty nasty versions that can actually cause trouble...

So it’s not really an exact science without more info. Hit me with some specifics.

A bacterium? Are you thinking about MRSA or something else?