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Participants Betty Wilson4Roger EvansCharles Martin2boldpanther30Alexander Cook2Matthew Williams47Brian Collins25Christian WardMichelle Sanders72briskbison28Henry Ramirez192Grace Kern53wanderingviper172Zachary Mendoza2Carol Baker6silverjackalMatthew Anderson4Anthony Miller70
Betty Wilson4 Betty Wilson4 NewcomerOP
2 messages
joined Apr 2021
#1 ·
Listen, folks—it’s Michael Martinez86 here, though you can just call me Pete. I wanted to drop a note about one of those weirder, more authentic dynamics we see popping up between people—the kind that really catches you off guard when you first realize what's actually going on. The truth is, we all have our own little "quirks"—those private perversions we tuck away like snakes hiding their legs—and nothing gets under our skin quite like discovering someone else's hidden side. It’s fascinating, in a dark sort of way. Honestly, if we take a hard look at ourselves—really dig deep—we have to ask the uncomfortable question: aren't we all just a bunch of hypocrites?

"Oh boy," as good old Santa would say.
Prof. Gail put on an act—then, switching to a completely different voice, she went on:
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" — he’d let out this booming, cynical laugh, basically mocking how completely clueless his students were.
And then Prof. Gail will just keep going—until she suddenly starts sighing in this high-pitched, dramatic way:
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" — that’s exactly the kind of sound a middle-aged lady would make after getting absolutely rolled by a junkie in a public restroom.
Prof. Gail is this scruffy, stocky little guy—not exactly a runway model—but somehow he’s been pulling the hottest guys in town like it’s his full-time job. Because he looks totally average and sounds just as plain, people started calling him "crazy" Rasputin. Well, after he finished the first act of his own personal one-man show, he snagged his lover, shackled him up with belts and chains, and kicked off the second act:
What on earth am I looking at here? Oh, man—look at that muscle! (And yeah, I said it like that just so you’d know exactly which little rodent I was talking about.)
pa:
Oh, man—look at those muscles! (And yeah, I’m using the word with a very specific emphasis here...)
It was a special kind of torture intended for his lover—the sharp-eyed, well-built butcher, Joe Pandžić. Manly Joe worked at one of the local butcher shops in town, and whenever he stood there behind the counter in a crisp white apron, collar split just enough to reveal glimpses of those dark curls emerging from his powerful chest, the housewives would practically fall into a trance. To be honest, Prof. Gail’s linguistic gymnastics were a true torment for Joe, though for reasons entirely different from what his lover imagined. See, Joe Pandžić is actually a very subtle man. He chose the butchery profession quite deliberately as a way to systematically mask his own inclinations. He feared social stigma and judgment, correctly deducing that nobody would ever suspect him while they watched him hacking away at beef with massive knives and cleavers every single day. On top of that, he gained a reputation as a master of the meat smoker. He never needed more than one clean stroke to silence a pig forever. But all of that was just a mask. At home, single Joe would lose himself in poetry, fantasizing about being filled by a master. He met Prof. Gail online via a chat room, and their sessions became frequent. Crazy "Rasputin" held certain prejudices against Joe. Even though he found Joe physically irresistible, he insisted that Joe was nothing more than plain, raw material. During their sessions, he would drone on with nonsense, thinking Joe was merely enduring his scholarly—and frankly incomprehensible—lectures, when in reality, Joe was just suffering through the sheer deluge of idiocy Gail spewed at him. Regardless, the more frayed Joe’s nerves became, the more he craved Rasputin’s thrust. After Rasputin’s extensive verbal tyranny, punctuated by the occasional strike of a whip, Joe would finally get what he wanted. Rasputin would most often finish violently in Joe's mouth. He possessed a miraculous anatomy—roughly the size of a thumb, yet incredibly lively and resilient. Once he finished in Joe's mouth, he wouldn't drop for a second; instead, he’d immediately find his way into Joe's desired anus, pounding away there long and relentlessly. Rasputin’s way of taking Joe was so intense that Joe could somehow manage to ejaculate twice without even touching himself. And since he was restrained, he couldn't have touched himself if he wanted to. Exhausted by passion, Prof. Gail "Rasputin" and Joe would eventually collapse onto the rug. Once they had caught their breath, it wasn't unusual for the unpredictable professor to pinch Joe’s earlobe between his thumb and forefinger, pulling it sharply upward while whispering some fitting little poem:
- "The ear went to sleep
while lunch was on the stove
so how could it hear
when Mom called out from the hall?
But then again, that same ear
wouldn't be deaf at all
if birds were calling its name
to come dance on the roof..."-
Roger Evans Roger Evans Member
22 messages
joined May 2008
#2 ·
Michael Martinez86 said:Hey everyone, I'm Mike, but honestly, you can just call me Pete. ..."-

😂 😂 😂 😂

nice one man! sorry—Pete!!
Charles Martin2 Charles Martin2 Active Member
103 messages
joined Jun 2007
#3 ·
Alright, I'm totally pumped for this!
boldpanther30 boldpanther30 Newcomer
6 messages
joined Apr 2010
#4 ·
Rachel Davis63 said:😂 😂 😂 😂

Way to go, man! Sorry, Pete!!

I didn't even bother reading any further... 😂 😂 😂 🙏
Alexander Cook2 Alexander Cook2 Newcomer
1 message
joined May 2007
#5 ·
Can someone please do me a favor and give me a quick summary, or is this just another one of those endless, mindless ramblings that's been clogging up this forum lately?☕
Matthew Williams47 Matthew Williams47 Newcomer
5 messages
joined Dec 2007
#6 ·
Michael Martinez86, are you actually an idiot? ☕
Brian Collins25 Brian Collins25 Member
17 messages
joined Apr 2009
#7 ·
How about you change that Pete to Psych?😲
Christian Ward Christian Ward Newcomer
1 message
joined May 2008
#8 ·
Michael Martinez86 said:...crazy " Rasputin" would usually just absolutely wreck him orally. He had this insane equipment, maybe only the size of a small pedal, but man, was it lively and could go forever. And after he finished in Joe's mouth, he wouldn't even take a break; he'd dive right back into Joe's favorite hole and just hammer away relentlessly. That whole Rasputin-style fucking of Joe was so intense that Joe actually managed to cum twice without even touching himself. I mean, since he was tied up anyway, he couldn't have done anything about it if he wanted to. By the end, both the passion-exhausted Prof. Gail " Rasputin" and Joe would just be collapsed on the rug....

😁 Seriously, how the hell did you manage to type all that out using only one hand on the keyboard?
Michelle Sanders72 Michelle Sanders72 Member
12 messages
joined Apr 2008
#9 ·
Damien, is that actually you?

I guess you're just dreaming up nonsense again...🤣
briskbison28 briskbison28 Member
11 messages
joined Mar 2008
#10 ·
I gave up after Grandpa Christmas c hristmas 🙄
Henry Ramirez192 Henry Ramirez192 Newcomer
5 messages
joined Oct 2009
#11 ·
briskbison28 said:I totally gave up after Christmas 🙄


I didn't even get off the starting block... so if anyone could just give me the quick lowdown on what this ☕
is actually about?
Grace Kern53 Grace Kern53 Newcomer
1 message
joined Feb 2009
#12 ·
...so then the groundhog wrapped the chocolate in foil...🙂

...btw. where's the rest of the story? 😕
🍿
wanderingviper172 wanderingviper172 Newcomer
1 message
joined May 2008
#13 ·
Is anyone actually going to look at this brief summary, or am I just shouting into the void here?
And honestly, why aren't there any images included?
Zachary Mendoza2 Zachary Mendoza2 Active Member
92 messages
joined Jul 2010
#14 ·
The images would be far too explicit
And a summary would leave out most of the essential details
😁
Carol Baker6 Carol Baker6 Member
24 messages
joined Mar 2009
#15 ·
It’s a real shame that our esteemed colleague Pete doesn't drop by here anymore.
silverjackal silverjackal Member
23 messages
joined Apr 2008
#16 ·
Michael Martinez86 said:Hey everyone, I’m Michael Martinez86, but honestly, you can just call me Pete. I wanted to drop a quick thought about one of those weird, totally authentic dynamics we see popping up between people—the kind that catches you completely off guard when you finally realize what's actually going on. Let's be real: we all have our own little quirks and "perversions" tucked away, hiding them like snakes hiding their legs. Nothing gets my gears turning quite like discovering someone else's secret side. It really makes you stop and think: if we're being honest with ourselves, aren't we all being a little hypocritical?

"Ho ho ho!" That’s exactly what good old Santa Claus would say.
Prof. Gail put on an act, then kept going in this totally ridiculous voice:
"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!" A cynical teacher just delivers a heavy blow to the idea that students actually know what they're doing.
And then Prof. Gail goes on, her voice cranking up as she starts letting out these huge, dramatic sighs:
"Oh! Oh! Oh!"—that's exactly what some middle-aged lady would moan after getting totally ripped off by a junkie in a public restroom.
Prof. Gail is this stocky, scruffy little guy who somehow manages to pull the hottest guys in town. Honestly, looking at his totally average face and hearing his voice, you’d never guess—people actually started calling him "crazy" Rasputin because of his insane luck with women. Well, right after he finished the first act of his own little solo drama, he snagged his lover, strapped him down with belts and chains, and kicked off act two:
What have we got here? Oh man, check out that muscle! (And yeah, I said it like that just so you know exactly which little rodent I was talking about.)
pa:
Whoa, check out those muscles! (And yeah, I definitely meant that with a little extra emphasis—you know what I mean!)
It was a special kind of torture designed specifically for his lover, the sharp-looking and well-built butcher, Joe Pandžić. Manly Joe worked at one of those local butcher shops like a high-end Whole Foods, and whenever he stood behind that counter—wearing a crisp white shirt with the collar popped just enough to show off those dark curls peeking out from his powerful chest—the housewives would practically lose their minds. Now, Joe Pandžić actually found Prof. Gail’s linguistic displays to be a total nightmare, though for completely different reasons than his lover realized. See, Joe was actually a pretty subtle guy. He chose the butcher profession as a deliberate cover for his sexuality. He was terrified of being judged by the neighborhood, and he figured nobody would ever suspect him while they watched him hacking away at beef with massive knives and cleavers all day. Plus, he earned quite a reputation as a pro at prepping meat for the holidays. It never took more than one swing to shut up a squealing pig. But all of that was just a mask. At home, single Joe would get drunk on poetry and daydream about being filled up. He met Prof. Gail online through a chat room, and before long, their sessions became a regular thing. Crazy "Rasputin" had some serious prejudices against Joe. Even though he found Joe incredibly attractive, he stubbornly insisted that Joe was nothing more than "basic material." During their sessions, Rasputin would drone on with nonsense, thinking Joe was just enduring his scholarly, incomprehensible rambling, when in reality, Joe was actually suffering through the sheer flood of stupidity coming out of Gail's mouth. Regardless, the more frayed Joe's nerves got, the more he craved Rasputin’s touch. After Rasputin’s long bouts of verbal tyranny—usually punctuated by the occasional crack of a whip—Joe would finally get what he wanted. Rasputin would most often finish hard in Joe's mouth. The guy had this wild equipment, about the size of a thumb but incredibly lively and durable. Once he finished in Joe's mouth, he wouldn't even let it go soft; he’d immediately move straight to Joe's much-desired ass, pounding away there for ages without stopping. Rasputin’s way of screwing Joe was so intense that Joe would actually manage to climax twice without even touching himself. And since he was tied up, he couldn't have touched himself if he wanted to! By the end, exhausted by passion, Prof. Gail "Rasputin" and Joe would both collapse onto the rug. Once they caught their breath, it wasn't unusual for the unpredictable professor to pinch Joe's earlobe between his thumb and forefinger, give it a sharp tug, and whisper a little rhyme:
- "The ear fell fast asleep
while lunch was being made
so how's it gonna hear
when Mom calls out loud?
But that very same ear
wouldn't be deaf at all
if birds were calling it
to hop around on the roof..."-

you're throwing shade with some pretty wild stuff, man😂😂
Matthew Anderson4 Matthew Anderson4 Regular
598 messages
joined Jun 2013
#17 ·
is this about the gays🤷
Anthony Miller70 Anthony Miller70 Newcomer
2 messages
joined Oct 2007
#18 ·
Michael Martinez86 said:Hey everyone, it’s Michael Martinez86 here—but honestly, you guys can just call me Pete! I wanted to drop in and chat about one of those weirdly authentic dynamics we see popping up in groups like ours—the kind of stuff that really catches you off guard when you first realize what's actually going on under the surface. The thing is, let's be real: we all have our own little "quirks" or secret preferences that we keep tucked away—kind of like how a snake hides its legs, right? There’s just nothing quite as gripping or intriguing as stumbling upon someone else's hidden side. It’s wild! But seriously, if we take a second to really look inward and get honest with ourselves, we might have to ask a pretty uncomfortable question: aren't we all being a little bit hypocritical deep down?

"Ohoho ho ho hooo!"—man, even good old Santa Claus would have something to say about that one!
Prof. Gail put on this whole theatrical act, and then—switching up her voice entirely—she just kept going:
"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!" — man, that was some serious impact right there—just a total, cynical strike from a teacher who’s clearly done with students who just can't get their act together!
And then Prof. Gail goes on—suddenly starting to sigh like crazy while her voice just keeps climbing higher and higher:
"Oh! Oh! Oh!"—that’s exactly what some middle-aged lady would be wailing after getting totally rolled by a junkie in a public restroom.
Prof. Gail is this scruffy, slightly chubby little guy—not exactly a tall drink of water, you know?—but man, he has been absolutely crushing it with the hottest guys in town. Seriously, his track record is insane! Given that he’s just your average-looking dude with a totally ordinary voice, everyone around here has started calling him "crazy" Rasputin because of how he works his magic. So, get this—right after he finished the first act of his own little solo drama, he snagged his lover, strapped him down with belts and chains, and kicked off the second act by getting down to business:
What do we have here?! Oh man, oh man... look at that muscle! (And yeah, I said it exactly how I meant it—I’m definitely talking about that little rodent!)
pa:
Oh man, oh man—look at those muscles! (And yeah, I’m using that word with a *very* different kind of emphasis this time... you know exactly what I mean!)
It was honestly pure torture, specifically designed for his lover—the sharp-looking, well-built butcher, Joe Pandžić. Manly Joe worked at one of those big local meatpacking plants in the city, and whenever he’d be standing there behind the counter in a crisp white apron—with those dark curls peeking out from his open collar and showing off his massive chest—the housewives lining up to buy cuts would practically melt right there on the spot. Now, Professor Gail’s linguistic gymnastics were a total nightmare for Joe, though for reasons totally different than what his lover thought. See, Joe Pandžić is actually a super subtle guy. He picked the butcher profession on purpose to keep his sexuality under wraps. He was terrified of being judged by the neighborhood, and he figured nobody would ever suspect a guy like him while they watched him hacking away at beef with giant knives and cleavers all day. Plus, he gained a reputation as a total pro at processing livestock—he could silence a squealing pig with just one clean stroke. But man, that was all just a front. Back home, single Joe would just get drunk on poetry and fantasize about being filled up. He met Prof. Gail on an online chat, and before long, their sessions became a regular thing. Crazy "Rasputin" had some serious prejudices against Joe. Even though he found Joe incredibly attractive, he secretly thought Joe was just... basic. So, during their sessions, he’d drone on with all this nonsense, thinking Joe was just sitting there enduring his high-brow, incomprehensible lectures—when really, Joe was just trying to survive the absolute flood of stupidity coming out of his mouth! Either way, the more frayed Joe’s nerves got, the more he craved Rasputin’s touch. And after Rasputin finished his long-winded verbal tyranny—usually punctuated by the occasional crack of a whip—Joe would finally get what he wanted. Rasputin would usually finish hard in Joe's mouth. The guy had this insane equipment—about the size of a thumb, maybe, but incredibly lively and stayed ready for action. Once he finished in Joe's mouth, he wouldn't even let it go soft; he’d immediately move straight to Joe’s much-desired anus and just hammer away there, long and relentless. That Rasputin-style pounding was so intense that Joe would actually manage to climax twice without even touching himself! And since he was tied up, he couldn't have touched himself if he wanted to. Eventually, after being completely drained by passion, Prof. Gail "Rasputin" and Joe would both collapse onto the rug. Once they caught their breath, it wasn't unusual for the unpredictable professor to pinch Joe's earlobe between his thumb and forefinger, give it a sharp tug, and whisper some ridiculous little poem:
- "The ear fell fast asleep
while lunch was on the heat
so how could it hear a thing
when Mom calls out sweet?
But that very same ear
wouldn't be deaf at all
if the birds were calling out
to jump off the roof wall..."-

Man, look at all that text!
Seriously, who even goes online to read stuff anymore?!
Reading basically died out back in the 90s along with the old way of life.🙂

but hey—perverted stuff is still going strong!

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