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placidtiger18, what happens if you end up with a limb or a head left out in the cold? I feel like I’ve seen a scenario like that somewhere before, but I can't quite put my finger on where.
Started by brightridge59 · · 👁 6 views · 31 replies
Linda Lopez80 said:"No kids," you say... I mean, look, I don't want to be a smartass, but... what, they aren't patenting children now?😂 😂 😂
Honestly, I’d love to see them install one of those glass observation elevators in my apartment building. Just imagine the entertainment when it gets stuck—the whole neighborhood gathering outside just to laugh at the poor soul trapped inside.🙏
placidjackal36 said:placidtiger18, what happens if you end up with a hand, a foot, or a head stuck outside? I feel like I've seen a video of that somewhere, can't quite place it.
placidjackal36 said:1) Someone just standing on some random floor has zero clue how crowded an elevator actually is or which one is stopping where, so they can't exactly pick the least packed one. The way crowds shift is totally unpredictable and can be a real pain...
By using a parity system, you basically force exactly half the building to use one elevator, which really cuts down on those crowds.
2) Do you even have any idea how much a single elevator and its shaft costs to install through a whole skyscraper? 🙂
wearyhound10 said:🤣 🤣 🤣 ,seriously, do you actually think people standing on a random floor are picking an elevator and thinking, "Hmm, which one should I get in?" It’s not about making the ride more comfortable; it's about getting where you're going as fast as possible. If the car happens to be packed, too bad. Around here, most apartment buildings top out at maybe 25 stories—and honestly, even that might be an exaggeration—so the ride lasts maybe 30 seconds max. If people are really that bothered by others, they should just build their own private elevator if they're such a snowflake.
wearyhound10 said:Look, you just don't get it. We aren't sitting around with skyscrapers the size of the Empire State Building everywhere we turn. For God's sake, you're talking like there are five thousand people crammed into a single, average-sized office block. This whole thing is about comfort, not some desperate necessity.
placidjackal36 said:It’s like you’ve never actually dealt with an early morning commute in a massive city before... every single minute counts when you're trying to get moving. 😁
Man, I hope you never have to deal with walking down twenty-five flights of stairs... 😂
wearyhound10 said:Look, you just aren't getting my point. Sure, in some hyper-dense, overcrowded concrete jungle like Manhattan, maybe that makes sense. But come on, we don't live in a hive where a thousand people are packed onto every single floor. And what are the odds that everyone in a sixteen-story building decides to pile into one specific elevator at the exact same time when there are three different lifts to choose from? It’s not how it works out here.