The perfect physique

Don't forget about the liposuction 👎

ruggedpanther64 said:Does anyone have any other advice for building muscle? I really don't feel like hitting the gym today.

Check the fantasy subforum.

placidjackal36 said:If someone wants to take steroids, they should just eat eggs. The yolks contain cholesterol, which is technically a steroid. 🙂
Second, I wouldn't recommend buying it... unless you have a fetish for seeing blood on the page. 🤣

OT? What on earth possessed you? Why on earth would you even write about blood from steroids?
I took them for five years and saw zero results. As for the cholesterol, you’ll likely end up with fatty liver disease instead.

Building a perfect physique is incredibly difficult. It depends on several factors: genetic predisposition, steroids, persistence, mental toughness, knowledge, diet, training, and most importantly, discipline. Money.!

It’s like something out of a movie. First, you work yourself into a perfect physique. Then, if you have heavy hair growth, you’re forced to shave every single day just to be seen in public. You can't walk around looking shredded and hairy like an animal. The guys posing for magazines? They train twice a day and eat strictly. A few days before a shoot, they’ll even take diuretics to flush out water weight so their muscle definition hits its peak, then they pump up right before the camera clicks. Look, you grind for a year to hit that peak. Once you get there, you have to start eating like a maniac again because you spent three months living on nothing but protein. Eventually, your mental state cracks. You end up taking a higher dose of steroids, and once that happens, you're never satisfied again.

George Bailey2 said:Ask on the fantasy subforum.

I have one! Go work construction or dig ditches by hand.

Jamie Newman5 said:Stomach-eliminator

...but there’s more to the story... if you pick up two Stomach-eliminators, they throw in a set of food storage containers for free.

...actually, it gets better... the first 100 people to order also get a professional knife set...

P.S. Are you trying to tell us that you're just far too brilliant to spend your time doing something as mindless as repeating the exact same motion over and over again?

It isn't that, really; I suppose I’m just a little embarrassed to show up at the local Gold's Gym alongside all those fitness fanatics... I'd rather just get some basic shape first.

Oh, please, save that lecture for someone who actually cares. Every single gym in town is absolutely packed with people desperate to drop a few pounds. Honestly, it’s enough to make you want to just stay on the couch instead.