Quick question about stomach hair

I have a bit of a silly question here, though perhaps someone might actually know the answer.
Is it actually possible for abdominal hair to grow faster or spread more because a man reaches climax on a woman's stomach? In other words, does sperm somehow stimulate hair growth?

Someone already started this thread before, and honestly, the replies were just a bunch of people messing around—so I went ahead and nuked it.

The answer is NO. I’m closing this out now so we don't end up with the same kind of nonsense comments again...
Please, just don't bring this question back up again.