How do I delete my Reddit account?

I would appreciate some clear guidance on this matter, if anyone is willing to provide it.

No way, man...

http://www.reddit.com/showthread.php?t=84986

I am absolutely fed up with this damn Reddit thread!
I want my profile deleted immediately, because frankly, I couldn't care less about keeping any of these posts online once I'm gone!

🙄 And then you’ll be starting threads just like this one again in two days.

🤣

Nothing ever suits them...😁

so how do I change my username?
you used to be able to just do it...
now the guys are giving me such a hard time about it... 🙂

There’s a very good reason to reach out to an admin.

Hmm, that would be an MP, and as far as I know, we don't have one here, or maybe we do 🤔

Sophia Castillo35 said:There’s actually a very valid reason to reach out to an admin.

UglyDirtyStupid has a pretty compelling reason to change their handle... 😬

crimsonmoose3 said:Honestly, that guy seriously needs to find a new username... 😬

😬
I was thinking about adding something else too

N/A said:😬
I was thinking about adding something else...

N/A?

It’s a no from me. Your username 😁 is already plenty long enough, and if you made it any longer, it would just mess up the whole page layout... 😉

He was already begging me to delete it 😂

go ahead and piss off an admin (even better, the owner), but I mean like, go full nuclear 😬

😎

Chloe Patel65 said:Wait, what was that about... I can't even begin to wrap my head around it...

Wait, have we met before...? 🙂

Chloe Patel65 said:It’s getting rejected because it’s just way too damn long...

But hey, we all know how this goes... 😬

Chloe Patel65 said:I'd probably just stretch the whole page out to make it longer... 😉

😎

I was actually thinking about giving him a complete overhaul...

U?

Chloe Patel65 said:In?

Ugly as a dog? 😬

Chloe Patel65 said:Huh?

Larry Thomas

N/A said:Larry Thomas

😂 😂 😂 🙂 🙂

N/A said:Larry Thomas

So, final word on this? 😁

Since we're discussing usernames, could someone please change my handle from crimsonmoose3 to John_constantine? 😁

Chloe Patel65 said:Last word? 😁

yeah!