Epic Poll Vol. 17 - Superhero Battle!!
Started by Ethan Perez97 · · 👁 8 views · 150 replies
#83 ·
Jessica Davis12 said:Roger Allen3 is just stirring the pot with those liberals, honestly.🤣
Oh, and don't forget the redheads! 😍
#85 ·
Roger Allen3 said:I was thinking about Himena 😢
Himena isn't gay 🙂
And Himena has long blonde hair😳
#86 ·
Even Freddie Mercury used to sing about Flash Gordon; when you realize someone had the legendary frontman singing your praises, there’s really no point in denying who you are:
The Avengers are for everyone...
Stand for everyone of us
The Avengers will save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman every child
The Avengers are the mighty Flash
The Avengers may find the golden grail
Oh oh - oh oh
Flash
The Avengers are for everyone...
Stand for everyone of us
The Avengers will save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman every child
The Avengers are the mighty Flash
The Avengers may find the golden grail
Oh oh - oh oh
Flash
#87 ·
Jessica Davis12 Ethan Perez97 said:People always asking these questions about whether Superman is gay... it’s just one of those endless cycles of speculation that never seems to change anything...🤔
Superman is just too overpowered, which kind of ruins the whole concept... 🙂
#88 ·
Roger Allen3 said:No, but Superman is weak, which is basically the same thing.
weak😕
I guess nothing can actually stop him or even slow him down (unless we're talking about Kryptonite🤣).
He doesn't even care if people are busy working; if he has to go, he goes.
A real professional, I suppose.😳
#89 ·
Jessica Davis12 said:weak😕
nothing can stop him or bend his will (except maybe kryptonite🤣).
He doesn't even care if he's in the middle of something; if he has to go, he goes.
A total professional😳
Superman is way too weak. A little bit of kryptonite would take him out faster than pepper spray on a shoplifter.
#90 ·
Ethan Perez97 said:Superman is just too overpowered, it takes all the fun out of it 🙂
Overpowered?? A regular lady from Metropolis versus Superman?? Please.
🙏 🙏
#91 ·
Roger Allen3 said:Too strong?? You're telling me some random lady with Krypton tech could take on Superman?? 🙏 🙏
Superman would just melt him with his heat vision before he even got close.🙂
#92 ·
He actually played a role similar to Dolph Lundgren back in the day, here's a shot for reference:


#94 ·
Jessica Davis12 said:Superman’s gonna get blinded by those eyes before he even gets close!🙂
ps: 3 Doors Down - Kryptonite 🙂
#95 ·
Roger Allen3 said:Superman is just too weak... a little bit of Kryptonite would send him running faster than some petty thief fleeing a can of pepper spray.
Good grief, Roger Allen3, you aren't wrong on that one...🙏
#96 ·
Ethan Perez97 said:Dolph Lundgren actually played hi-mena back in the day too, check out this photo:
Looking at this picture, you can clearly see who the powerhouse is. He looks even more intimidating here than Conan does!
#97 ·
Nothing much, just thinking how Spider-Man, the Punisher, and Hellboy are the only ones left who aren't gay... though if you ask me, Spider-Man is still the heavy hitter of the bunch... even if he is just a kid
#98 ·
Oh, please. Go ahead and try sticking a magnet onto a padded acoustic wall and see what happens.
And take away his suspenders while you're at it. Then maybe I can actually tear him apart too. 🙂
And take away his suspenders while you're at it. Then maybe I can actually tear him apart too. 🙂
#99 ·
Jessica Davis12 said:Oh, please... go ahead and try bringing Magneto into a room with upholstered walls and see how that plays out.
Then take Flash away from his holster, and maybe I’ll finally have a fighting chance at tearing him apart...🙂
Magneto could end you just by turning the iron in your blood into a bullet and shredding you from the inside out, so nobody really stands a chance against him... and while Flash is most effective when he's got a ball, he’s still plenty dangerous with a whip...😁
#100 ·
paranoid said:So, Spider-Man, Punisher, and Hellboy are the only ones who aren't gay... and honestly, Spider-Man is the toughest of the bunch... even if he is just a kid.
Spider-Man isn't gay? Man, if he isn't getting some action from Tobey Maguire, then Freddie Mercury was straight too!!
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