How cool are mustaches?

They aren't ☕

Honestly, they aren't even remotely cool 😳

Damn said:It’s alright, I guess, but a five-meter beard... 🙂

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The main thing is that our guys pulled off another win... right after beating the Italians and the Mexicans. Those mustaches of theirs are clearly good luck. 👍

Personally, I find that quite unsightly 🤮

feraltrucker5 said:ZZ Top 🤣

Oh man😲😲

😲🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Man, facial hair is just iconic... my old man’s rocked them forever... honestly, I don't think I could even picture him without them anymore😂

If the US Men's National Water Polo Team takes home the gold, I’m finally letting my mustache grow out...😁

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I've never been a fan of guys with mustaches...

I’ve got this little patch of hair right under my lip... just a tiny shrub... but the mustache? God damn it... absolute disaster.

Mustaches are cool, I’ll give you that... I respect it. But man, it’s hard to pull off. Once you commit to the mustache, where do you go from there? You have to be solid, like you're carved out of granite, if you want to rock one. You have to be a real man, someone with pride. If you're going for the look, you better be ready for it to consume you completely
.
It’s not about wearing some tiny, weak little thing here and there, or just trying it out sporadically... nothing against that, but it doesn't count
.
Take Freddie, for example. He was a legend
. The guy was gay, sure, but he was a true gentleman and he rocked a wild, unruly mustache. That was my kind of guy... let him show off his style
. In my opinion, he had an incredible voice. His fashion sense was a bit eccentric, but that mustache was classic. A mustache like that has actual character and charisma
.
And that’s the bottom line
.

I’ve got the sickest mustache out there... I actually use an egg to wax the whole thing upward

Anyway, I'm just hanging out at this retirement community here on vacation with my crow, Dipsy, just killing time

My aunts are here... my Grandma Jo’s girls, all happy and hardworking types

...honestly...now that I'm actually looking at these photos, those mustaches aren't half bad...no joke...
mmm....
I’m gonna go dream about some guy with a massive mustache, just standing out on a wide prairie, his sweaty shoulders glistening under the rays of a setting sun....mmm

uf...pure poetry

long live the mustache!

shadowjackal82 said:If the US Men's National Water Polo Team takes home the gold, then I’ll finally grow a mustache...😁

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This could easily turn into a total fixation, some kind of craze that spreads across the entire country.
Just look at how things go. 😲

placidjackal36 said:🤔
This could easily turn into a fixed idea—some kind of phenomenon that just spreads across the entire US.
You see how it goes. 😲

then we'll all be having babies with mustaches.🤣

placidjackal36 said:🤔
This could easily turn into a total obsession, a phenomenon that sweeps across the entire country.
You see how it goes. 😲

I can only imagine the celebration in the middle of Times Square🙏

Man, if I don't show up at the plaza wearing my US Men's National Water Polo Team jersey, a swim cap, and a mustache, what am I even doing?👋

And maybe some Tom Petty playing in the background...🙂

Mustaches?? 🙂

feraltrucker5 said:zz top 🤣

👍

:hehe:

Jason Campbell70 said:I can only imagine the welcome they'll get at Times Square🙏

I swear, if I don't show up to the parade wearing an American jersey, a swim cap, and a fake mustache, I’ve failed as a citizen.👋

And maybe have some Bruce Springsteen playing in the background just to set the mood.🙂

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Do you really think you can grow a mustache that fast? 😕