Let's talk about our favorite leading ladies!

First off, my vote goes to Cameron Diaz. Honestly, I've never seen anything more cringeworthy in my life.
Second, my egg hits Jennifer Lopez right in the head. Bud can't sing for beans, let alone act.
Drew Barrymore is in the mix too, obviously. Puuf
Then there's Ben Affleck with that horse face—he's in a league of his own.
Angelina Jolie? Hmm... I'm not even sure if I should say it. My favorite critic says Tomb Raider II is basically like The Godfather I and II because the sequel is just as good as the original. Oh wait, her first movie got a zero rating. Just throw it all away.
As for Lambert... I'm throwing the whole chicken at him.
The last egg goes to Cameron Diaz.
I'm heading out to grab some more eggs.

I’m honestly proposing we invent a specialized machine gun that, at the mere press of a button, fires ten eggs per second. It would feature an ignition button, but naturally, there wouldn't be an off switch. I’d aim five or six of these things toward J-Lo, though I suppose Lara Flynn Boyle deserves some

I mean, I’d take Kian Rivs in The Matrix over Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible 2 any day... honestly, you can't even decide which one is more freaking overrated. 🙄

Jennifer Lopez, Melanie Griffith, Reese Witherspoon... plus all those models and singers who think they can just pivot to acting whenever they feel like it.

Timothy Cox2 said:First off, my egg is going straight at Cameron Diaz.
The very last egg? That one’s for Cameron Diaz too.
Hang on, let me go grab some more eggs.

Only throwing two eggs at Cameron Diaz? 😁 You gotta do better than that! 😁

Does it have to be foreign actors, though? Can I jump in with a whole carton of eggs for Boris Miholjević, Inga Apelt, and Boris Pavlinić?

John Travolta, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hayden Christensen (yeah, I'm still spelling his name like that just because I can't stand him 😠 )

There are others, obviously, but I just can't stomach this trio.

Oh my goodness, here we go again!

lonescout2:
It’s gotta be Jennifer Lopez, Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Leonardo DiCaprio, Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, or Drew Barrymore.

el_mariachi said:First off, my egg is flying straight at Cameron Diaz. I’ve never seen anything more gross in my entire life.
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The very last egg goes to Cameron Diaz.
Hold on, let me go grab some more eggs.

God bless. That classic, all-American dazzling smile of hers is going right into my virtual heart.😁

I'm passing on Angelina. I've gotta be honest, she's just a bit too much for me—too over-the-top to throw an egg at. 😁

But I definitely want one egg for my man Denzel, because man, he absolutely floored me in Training Day😁 , Michael Douglas because he’s a total sweetheart, Madonna for every single time she tried acting, a 12-pack of eggs for the Baldwin brothers, Jean-Claude Van Damme—bam, there's an egg, Kevin Costner—I gotta save some for later, maybe just one egg since I'm thinking about Patrick Swayze

Oh boy, and Mickey Rourke... goodness gracious...😱

Honestly, if I had to pick just one to aim at:

ADAM SANDLER

Adam Wright56 said:John Travolta

Did you seriously sleep through Pulp Fiction???

I can handle an egg in an hour, no big deal,
but Melanie Griffith would probably spill the whole damn carton without even trying. 🤮

Leonardo DiCaprio - there isn't a single movie that this idiot can't ruin🤮 🤮
Jennifer Lopez and her idiot partner,
What even is El Mariachi? Did you get a little too high on your own supply? 😁

I'm such a fan of Julia Roberts—honestly, I can't get over her smile—and then there's Eric 😁, Demi Moore, John Travolta, Leonardo DiCaprio, Quentin Tarantino, even Sylvester Stallone... I'll just have to write more when I think of them...

Carol Harris64 said:Did you seriously sleep through Pulp Fiction???

So what now??? Like one decent role was supposed to pull him out from that pile of other movies I found absolutely repulsive.

Besides, if he hadn't been paired up with Samuel L. Jackson, he would have sucked "big time." 😛

Karen Fowler57 said:Quentin Tarantino

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Maybe a dozen eggs, Leonardo DiCaprio and George Clooney.

With a bit of a smirk, I’m throwing a double dose of Noah's Ark at
John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Leonardo DiCaprio, and that total creep ZanKodTamVam

And maybe a triple shot for Bruce Willis.

😁 🙂

el_mariachi said:Firstly, my egg goes straight at Cameron Diaz. I've never seen anything more obnoxious in my life.
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The final egg is reserved for Cameron Diaz.
I'm heading out to grab some more eggs...

Oh, absolutely! 😁 👏
No one else comes to mind right now, but once I remember someone, I'll add them... 😁

Update 1: Every single James Bond—egg!
Update 2: Elizabeth Hurley—egg!
Update 3: Anyone from any "larger than life detective" movie—egg!
Update 4: Calista Flockhart—she gets two eggs, one smashed into cubes she thinks belong only to her, and another just to be devoured...

Sandler deserves a face full of eggs—straight up.
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Like dinosaur eggs being launched from a minigun directly at the groin.
Jennifer Lopez - Just pelt her with eggs until she finally gives up the ghost.
Rowan Atkinson - Bombard him with eggs—purely because he went off to film those Hollywood trash flicks.
Drew Barrymore - She’s honestly too clumsy to even bother; I’ll just let her accidentally egg herself in the jaw.

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Just one shot/egg per person...

Before I think of any other worthy targets...

Leave Jennifer Lopez alone. As long as she keeps moving that ass, I’m willing to forgive her for anything...😁

I’m talking about grabbing five turkey eggs and just chucking them straight at Kate Bosworth's head until she finally passes out.
Then you've got Elijah Wood, Leonardo DiCaprio, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Sean Astin hanging out there too. I'll probably add more to the list once they pop back into my brain.

I’ve got a list of names ready to be taken down. Here goes nothing...
-Jennifer Aniston...total disaster...absolute disaster...won some award for best comedian...😕
-Goldie Hawn...
-Whoopi Goldberg...
-Matthew McConaughey...what can I even say...the world just isn't fair...this idiot pulls in a million bucks an episode for some show while looking like a bottom-tier Hollywood actor...😢
-Cameron Diaz...saw the actual photos...👎
-Sylvester Stallone...what happened to the brave Rambo and that moron Rocky Balboa?...just an old, clueless actor now...