T-shirt slogan ideas

the Sales manager said:I heard it from a coworker in my office...

So you have a "coworker" in your office! And you just call them a "coworker"...😲 🙂

I find myself leaning toward either the "I bring nothing to the table" sentiment or that perpetually debated notion that "mean people succeed."

Does anyone recall where that old thread about classic music went—the one featuring those insightful perspectives from Watashi? Honestly, that was truly exceptional reading.

just Sandy said:You’ve got a "colleague" in the room! And you’re calling him a "colleague"! 😲 🙂

Good grief! 🙂

We are talking about professional business here.
And honestly, what difference does it make if I call him William or Albert, or maybe even Gideon?
It changes absolutely nothing for anyone... 😁

By the way, I’ve been sketching these weird, ugly, and totally inaccurate designs for T-shirts. I have a massive collection of them already—plenty of variety to choose from—and I'm willing to accept payment in kind 😛, so if anyone is interested, just let me know 🙂

Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner
"Beep beep, you little jerk! "

Bill Gates said:So just listen to Sandy, 😁

Well, who else am I gonna turn to? 🙂

Honestly, I’d probably show up just out of pure spite if that woman were actually there, just to see how she'd try to screw me over...

I am planning to whip one up myself tonight...

AN EYE FOR AN EYE,
JUST LIKE TOOTHPASTE!

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Neighbor of the Devil

Harry’s high and the wizard’s stoned
honestly, I had no idea she was only three
pure weapon of mass destruction
for babies:
I can take your kid in a fight
forget the milk, bring me a beer
I’m actually down for a good spanking
potty head
mine's bigger than yours

on boxers in tiny font: "as long as you're this close, you can suck my cock"

for teenagers:
admit it—you'd end up in juvie for this

www.tshirthell.com

Haha... this link is actually pretty great 👍
I managed to stumble upon a few gems: "I'm not handicapped, I'm just lazy"
Then there’s this one... someone holding an inhaler with the caption: "Asthma is sexy"
And finally: "I bring nothing to the table"
😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

All I want is peace in the Middle East... and a blowjob
😁

Love ya, you little punk!

Back when I was in eighth grade, there was this whole tradition where we’d make custom t-shirts with some ridiculous slogan and a picture.
Well, we went with that Gremlin guy from the movie and added the caption, "This school is a death trap—you enter a good kid and leave totally wrecked."
The principal ended up seizing our shirts and burning them (or so he claimed)... it was pretty brutal...

front side - two people hugging in a field with purple lettering in Comic Sans that reads: Ann loves Milton....

back side - ... meanwhile Milton worships Satan and paints during Black Mass😁

Some guy walks by wearing a shirt with an arrow pointing down that says:

THIS USED TO BE MY PLAYGROUND😁

photo- little toddler, about 1.5 years old, wearing nothing but a t-shirt (slightly oversized, reaching down to his knees), with the caption:
"I'm proof that my mom loves to fuck" 👍

I find the simplest ones to be quite effective:

"City Pride Tee" 😁 👍

Front side: I am a virgin
Back side: This is an old t-shirt

I’ve got this shirt where the front says "STILL INNOCENT," but then you flip it around and the back just says "BUT THIS SHIRT IS FROM LAST YEAR."

What a damn healthy habit 😂