CNN Indianapolis Motor Speedway 09/08/2013

Hulk - seriously, massive respect.🙏

I can't believe this.
😂😂😂

ferrari

🤣🤣🤣

Fernando Alonso 🙂🙂🙂

If it weren't for his performance, he might have actually secured the championship; imagine trailing Mark by two tenths in the second sector, only to surge ahead by 0.5 in the third.

Alonso owes us a much better showing in tomorrow's race, especially considering that even Felipe managed to outpace him. 🤣

Ugh, I bet Hulk is going to be looking for some kind of payback since they still haven't given him a seat.
Good for them, though.

We’re probably looking at a penalty for Massu here (maybe some gearbox tampering or something along those lines)...

I am absolutely fed up with this Ferrari crew!!! Who on earth is running this team? They have completely botched every single qualifying session this year. It’s an absolute disaster. My stomach is turning just watching them.

Alonso, what a clown.
Just stay glued to Felipe, blah blah... man, just make a move yourself.

What kind of qualifying session was that?

The Renaults and Hamilton... 🙈
Hulk! 🙏 🙏 🙏

It’s looking like a classic Ferrari scenario. 🤣

Alonso: "Felipe is too quick."
I suppose Felipe isn't checking his radio, otherwise they might have warned him he was threatening the majesty of the team. And the result?

4. Felipe
5. Alonso

Pure masters. 🙏 🤣

Let’s just pray that Hulk actually managed to snatch Massu's seat this time around

William Bennett53 said:What kind of qualifying session was that?

The Renaults and Hamilton... 🙈
Hulk! 🙏 🙏 🙏

It’s looking like a classic Ferrari scenario. 🤣

Alonso: "Felipe is too quick."
I suppose Felipe isn't checking his radio, otherwise they might have warned him he was threatening the majesty of the team. And the result?

4. Felipe
5. Alonso

Pure masters. 🙏 🤣

Embarrassing... look how far he's fallen.
He should probably just head back to the Ford Fiesta ST Cup.

1. Team radio during Q3, specifically Alonso’s response when they asked about the slipstream:
"So you want me to let him pass? You guys are absolute geniuses."
Translation: So you want me to let him(Felipe) pass? you are really geniuses

And then people act completely bewildered when I suggest that Hulkenberg could actually go toe-to-toe with Alonso if he were behind the wheel of a Ferrari...

First and 40th Pole Position Monza🙏🙏🙏

Monzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!😍

Felipe is basically throwing the race tomorrow for strategy reasons.

graniteharbor502 said:And then people act completely bewildered when I suggest that Hulkenberg could actually go toe-to-toe with Alonso if he were behind the wheel of a Ferrari...

🤣 😂 🙏 🤣 😂 🙏

James Campbell6 said:Those guys over at Ferrari are absolute idiots

Agreed.☕
Kick these hacks to the curb and just hire Nico Hulkenberg and Kamui Kobayashi instead.☕

darkmarlin16 said:🤣 😂 🙏 🤣 😂 🙏

Oh, my apologies, I suppose he just couldn't quite handle being stuck in that Sauber bin, could he?😂

William Bennett53 said:What kind of qualifying session was that?

The Renaults and Hamilton... 🙈
Hulk! 🙏 🙏 🙏

It’s looking like a classic Ferrari scenario. 🤣

Alonso: "Felipe is too quick."
I suppose Felipe isn't checking his radio, otherwise they might have warned him he was threatening the majesty of the team. And the result?

4. Felipe
5. Alonso

Pure masters. 🙏 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Btw I’m just waiting for Ferrari to walk up to the stewards and be like:
"Look guys, we're having a bit of a budget crisis here
"Instead of that $10,000 fine, can we just take a P1 grid penalty instead?"🙂

😂

At least the Maestro is improving. 😳
He's actually close to Felipe this year... at least he isn't over a second behind him like last season. 😬🤣

stormybadger8 said:Button is going to outpace Lotus in qualifying, maybe even one or both of the Ferraris...
Who knows, maybe the Italians just bought some cheap Chinese bolts while their local steel mills were closed for summer break.😬
And don't sweat that extra second; Button’ll probably be driving at 195% capacity and shock everyone just to keep things interesting.

P.S. Don't tell anyone, but we basically repainted a Red Bull Racing car in McLaren colors and handed the keys to Button.😁
We had to do it just to get them to let us switch to Honda 2015.🤣

☕
That Michelob strategy of rolling out updates all year long is actually working 😲

By the way, Hulk just pulled an absolutely terrifying lap. Seriously, scary stuff. 🙏🙏🙏

There’s a massive amount of Ferrari power in the top 10—honestly, only one driver isn't running a Ferrari engine (Gutierrez). Tomorrow, I'm calling it now: we'll see a collision between two Red Bulls, followed by total dominance from the heavy hitters, with Nandov taking the win on home turf.