2013 United States Grand Prix (Las Vegas) - April 21st

stormybadger8 said:Oh yeah, sure. The maestro is a total genius who obviously braked like an amateur just to ruin his tire sets, intentionally botched that final flyer, and purposefully finished third even though he had a car so fast he could have taken pole from even a Kartikeyan...
The maestro is just so brilliant that everything he does is purely intentional.😍

Honestly, sometimes I wonder why I'm one of the few people left on this forum reading all this nonsense about the maestro.😵
Maybe it's finally time for me to bail too, regardless of who's left from the old guard...

Yes, he finished third entirely by design... perhaps as a way to settle the score from the Malaysian GP... he overtakes him right at the start, and then, in that first right-hand turn, he deliberately brakes until his finger is left without a wing.☕

Beyond being a genius, the maestro is a remarkably intelligent human being—unlike 🙂 Finger... whom even his own teammate finds irritating (especially when he won't call the pit wall to let him through), because apparently, he is the designated number one, with a specific clause in his contract stating that if things get complicated, he can trigger Plan Multi 21, which has worked perfectly so far.

Just soaking in another glorious win from the grande maestro... ☕

Rosberg might blow through his tires early, and honestly, he's barely even keeping it on the track right now...
He just needs to make sure he doesn't suddenly slam on the brakes again... 🤣

Let's goooooo, all you maestro and Ferrari fans out there... get over to the forum at 2 PM and help me cheer for the legend's big win! 🙏🙏

It’s officially kicking off—every man for himself, goddammit. 🙄🤣🤣

Amanda Kelly said:See what happens when you say one or two things over the team radio? He’s already got ten different nicknames.
What’s that old saying... "It doesn't snow just to cover the hill, but to..."

Yeah, literally just a word or two—that's exactly how it went.😁

🤦 I see some people calling Žalons a maestro...😂 Listen, maestro,

Jerry Rogers6 said:

It’s officially kicking off—every man for himself, goddammit. 🙄🤣🤣

total apocalypse incoming

🙂

just try to survive this one... Obrvan is riding at 2pm

😂

Brian Campbell36 said:Yes, he finished third entirely by design... perhaps as a way to settle the score from the Malaysian GP... he overtakes him right at the start, and then, in that first right-hand turn, he deliberately brakes until his finger is left without a wing.☕

Beyond being a genius, the maestro is a remarkably intelligent human being—unlike 🙂 Finger... whom even his own teammate finds irritating (especially when he won't call the pit wall to let him through), because apparently, he is the designated number one, with a specific clause in his contract stating that if things get complicated, he can trigger Plan Multi 21, which has worked perfectly so far.

The owl mocked the shadow for having a big head. ☕
Kmečko 🙂 this is ridiculous....please, just shut up and stop embarrassing yourself.🤦

Jerry Rogers6 said:

It’s officially kicking off—every man for himself, goddammit. 🙄🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Jerry Rogers6 said:

It’s officially kicking off—every man for himself, goddammit. 🙄🤣🤣

I told you all ages ago that this supposed maestro deserves three rolls of toilet paper, not two.😉
Basically: "🤣🤣🤣"

If only the new guys had actually learned anything by now.😍

In America, things have always been transparent, even back during the Eddie Irvine era: Deda would bring everyone over to Cora’s villa, she’d serve them some fine coffee, and they’d just sit down and talk it out. I suspect it's a similar setup with Fernando Alonso. The difference is that we don't even try to hide it, so it doesn't look childish; plus, we’ve never risked an internal collision while being part of the same team (Montreal doesn't count because they weren't teammates then). At the end of the day, even Deda, after breaking his leg during those final few races, played the role of the wingman for Eddie Irvine when it mattered, even if it wasn't helping him personally. I don't think Kmečko is the type of person who would act like that if he were in a similar spot. Neither Alonso nor Deda ever whined about tire strategy or complained about the opponents' drivers... and most importantly, at no point did they signal to their teammate that they wouldn't attempt an overtake, only to turn around and do it anyway. So, perhaps those two are scumbags too, but at least they never had to apologize to their own teammates.☕

Massa’s got another puncture.😕
What the hell is going on with his car??

Tires🤣

Another tire blowout, so bring on the Pirellis 🤮

I’m looking at a podium finish here, specifically 1st and 3rd, and honestly, anything less would just be a disappointment.

Jason Campbell70 said:A wounded lion is the most dangerous.

Maestro. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Why aren't you out on your bike then? You might end up with a blown tire just like Massa.😁

Kimi Raikkonen over the team radio: "Why the hell did we pit so early? These tires felt amazing." The engineer just brushes it off: "Don't sweat it, the strategy is right where we want it."

classic Kimi ----->

🤣

Raymond Anderson4 said:Why aren't you out on your bike then? You might end up with a blown tire just like Massa.😁

Getting the car ready. 🙂

Honestly, I’d probably outpace both Ferraris on a bicycle today. 🤣🙄🤣🤣😢🤣

🤮

darkmarlin16 said:I’m looking at a podium finish here, specifically 1st and 3rd, and honestly, anything less would just be a disappointment.

Let's leave that fake modesty to the others (as seen when people claim "Red Bull Racing cars are total junk"). ☕

Ferrari 1-2.

maestro🙏🙏🙏🙏

stormybadger8 said:I told you all ages ago that this supposed maestro deserves three rolls of toilet paper, not two.😉
Basically: "🤣🤣🤣"

If only the new guys had actually learned anything by now.😍

Look, instead of wasting your breath on this nonsense, you'd be better off switching over to ITV4.😉 http://www.btcc.net/pdf/ci_6.pdf Throw a +1 in there—the first one starts at 12:37, perfect for killing some time before Formula 1 kicks off.