2013 United States Grand Prix (Las Vegas) - April 21st

A woman in the Mercedes garage—or rather, just an ass in the Mercedes garage 😁...and "Trulli train". 😁

Everything else was alright.

William Bennett53 said:„Kimi He enjoyed a truly remarkable start to the season, wouldn't you agree? I find myself thinking that... Drive. Perhaps. The absolute best of the lot."That was Alonso's take on it," he remarked.

🙏 🙏 🙏

I might just add this to my signature.

Suddenly he's your favorite, huh?

Any updates on this? I’m wondering what they’re actually saying inside the McLaren garage—what’s the real deal with their issues?

I’m actually feeling okay about Ferrari’s current form.
We might just pull off another win.

Sebastian Vettel gained one spot in FP2.
If he keeps this up, we might actually be in trouble.
Actually, scratch that. He’s got two absolute masters of the long run standing in his way. He'll be lucky if he even snags a podium. And even then, he'll be sitting at the very bottom of it.

Oh, wait. I forgot about Mark Webber. In that case, he might not even touch the podium. 😂

Panic, anyone? 🤣
There’s no way Fernando won't crack the top ten... hopefully. 😬😈🤣

stormybadger8 said:Panic, anyone? 🤣
There’s no way Fernando won't crack the top ten... hopefully. 😬😈🤣

Panic? Really?
Fernando's either taking first or second.
A vet? Now that’s the real question. I honestly don't know what's going to happen if the poor guy doesn't snag a spot on the front row. Who's even going to be pulling him into the pits this time?

William Bennett53 said:„Kimi He enjoyed a truly remarkable start to the season, wouldn't you agree? I find myself thinking that... Drive. Perhaps. The absolute best of the lot."That was Alonso's take on it," he remarked.

🙏 🙏 🙏

I might just add this to my signature.

Thinking is overrated (knowing).🤣

Word on the street is McLaren would practically throw themselves into a street fight just to sniff the air in Q3. That's The spirit nego biti gledati ☕

Amanda Kelly said:Panic? Really?
Fernando's either taking first or second.
A vet? Now that’s the real question. I honestly don't know what's going to happen if the poor guy doesn't snag a spot on the front row. Who's even going to be pulling him into the pits this time?

Don't panic, dear Amanda Kelly, don't panic.😁
The whole point is that Fernando is probably going to end up without titles or a winning streak again...
As for the penalty for that lowlife at LDM, Kimi is going to absolutely tear him apart all season long. So, think about how smart it was to trade a diamond for cheap costume jewelry.😬

Regarding why everyone is stressing over the vet—the kid could drive 96 races purely as a tourist in a Marussia just sightseeing the crowd... but even then, based on total titles in his first 200 races/first 11 seasons, he’s still better than Fernando.😍

Olivia Martin12 said:Word on the street is McLaren would practically throw themselves into a street fight just to sniff the air in Q3. That's The spirit nego biti gledati ☕

Anyway, did you catch that absolute genius Michel 🙏
What a total mastermind 🤣

saying, "we could actually be faster than Red Bull, but we just decided against it." 🤣😂
He was talking about pit stop speed, sure, but I wouldn't bet a dime he wasn't thinking the exact same thing about the car's pace 😬

Bottom line: once you dump this nightmare, you'll skyrocket. I just don't get why on earth Denis is still putting up with him, let alone why he brought him on in the first place 🤷

stormybadger8 said:Anyway, did you catch that absolute genius Michel 🙏
What a total mastermind 🤣

saying, "we could actually be faster than Red Bull, but we just decided against it." 🤣😂
He was talking about pit stop speed, sure, but I wouldn't bet a dime he wasn't thinking the exact same thing about the car's pace 😬

Bottom line: once you dump this nightmare, you'll skyrocket. I just don't get why on earth Denis is still putting up with him, let alone why he brought him on in the first place 🤷

Fortunately, I didn't watch any of it... and I'll be doing my best to keep it that way.

It's an even bigger blessing that there's BTCC this Sunday, so I won't be wasting much time on this nonsense. Plus, there's MotoGP racing in Texas tonight, so the weekend should be perfectly balanced. 🙂

stormybadger8 said:Don't panic, dear Amanda Kelly, don't panic.😁
The whole point is that Fernando is probably going to end up without titles or a winning streak again...
As for the penalty for that lowlife at LDM, Kimi is going to absolutely tear him apart all season long. So, think about how smart it was to trade a diamond for cheap costume jewelry.😬

Regarding why everyone is stressing over the vet—the kid could drive 96 races purely as a tourist in a Marussia just sightseeing the crowd... but even then, based on total titles in his first 200 races/first 11 seasons, he’s still better than Fernando.😍

Let's make sure to log these trolling abilities in the official record... you're worse than those "doctors" on this site... the moment Ferrari gains any momentum,
you start nitpicking this entire thread.🙂 🙂

I fully expected Sebastian Vettel to shatter every existing record... why is it that as a fan, you settle for merely three titles—knowing there won't be more—and simply try to adapt to the new circumstances?

During the Chinese GP, you were busy spouting nonsense regarding Red Bull being 1st and 2nd and whatnot; I have no desire to further engage with your fabrications or your constant praise of Red Bull as the greatest of all time.

stormybadger8 said:Don't panic, dear Amanda Kelly, don't panic.😁
The whole point is that Fernando is probably going to end up without titles or a winning streak again...
As for the penalty for that lowlife at LDM, Kimi is going to absolutely tear him apart all season long. So, think about how smart it was to trade a diamond for cheap costume jewelry.😬

Regarding why everyone is stressing over the vet—the kid could drive 96 races purely as a tourist in a Marussia just sightseeing the crowd... but even then, based on total titles in his first 200 races/first 11 seasons, he’s still better than Fernando.😍

So, if last year we saw... It’s basically like being stuck in a car. If he had actually relied on his own talent to stay in the championship hunt right up until those final few laps of the season, he’d be in a completely different position this year. It’s ten times better. Honestly, there’s just no comparison. He really should have cruised to that win with a much more comfortable cushion in the points.

Look, there’s really no way to sugarcoat it: if you don't walk away with the championship, you simply failed. There aren't any excuses left to make, because at the end of the day, if you haven't secured that title, then... maestro Turns out he’s not exactly the maestro after all.

Lotus finally looks like they can put together a decent lap and actually hold their own... last year Kimi was averaging a P5 or P6 on the grid, but now it looks like they might actually be fighting for those front two spots

stormybadger8 said:Don't panic, dear Amanda Kelly, don't panic.😁
The whole point is that Fernando is probably going to end up without titles or a winning streak again...
As for the penalty for that lowlife at LDM, Kimi is going to absolutely tear him apart all season long. So, think about how smart it was to trade a diamond for cheap costume jewelry.😬

Regarding why everyone is stressing over the vet—the kid could drive 96 races purely as a tourist in a Marussia just sightseeing the crowd... but even then, based on total titles in his first 200 races/first 11 seasons, he’s still better than Fernando.😍

Are you some kind of American? They love making up all sorts of weird statistics.

stormybadger8 said:I see you're new here. 🙂
I already told your buddies the same thing four years ago, so I guess I'll just say it again for you.🙂
Ferrari isn't going to touch Vettel this decade—and that means they aren't catching Red Bull as long as he's behind the wheel, either. Not even once.☕

The sooner you accept it, the easier it'll be.🙂

Everyone in the paddock seems afraid of Ferrari, and I think they're the favorites for both wins and the championship titles 😁
So, I suppose I should let the Red Bull fans know that their era is finally over 😁

Unbelievable... Massa is champion ☕

stormybadger8 said:Don't panic, dear Amanda Kelly, don't panic.😁
The whole point is that Fernando is probably going to end up without titles or a winning streak again...
As for the penalty for that lowlife at LDM, Kimi is going to absolutely tear him apart all season long. So, think about how smart it was to trade a diamond for cheap costume jewelry.😬

Regarding why everyone is stressing over the vet—the kid could drive 96 races purely as a tourist in a Marussia just sightseeing the crowd... but even then, based on total titles in his first 200 races/first 11 seasons, he’s still better than Fernando.😍

No panic here. Just sitting back with a little bit of genuine interest, waiting to see how this plays out.
Last race was a total blowout. Honestly, I'm feeling pretty good about it.

stormybadger8 Asks:
As for that mess LDM made, Kimi is going to spend the entire season tearing him apart. Honestly, he really should have thought twice before trading a diamond for cheap costume jewelry.😬

Kimi deserved to be kicked out of Ferrari. I’m fully behind that move, and seeing Alonso come in just makes it feel even more right. Alonso is exactly the kind of driver we need, whereas Kimi frankly dropped the ball. He’s doing great for himself lately, though—it’s like they say, when you're winning this much, you can afford to be picky.
Look, I'm telling you again: if you're planning on hating on Alonso all season long, you've got my respect. Honestly. Especially if he ends up in a car that actually stands a chance. And based on what I'm seeing, there are some pretty solid signs that this season might actually deliver that.

stormybadger8 said:Don't panic, dear Amanda Kelly, don't panic.😁
The whole point is that Fernando is probably going to end up without titles or a winning streak again...
As for the penalty for that lowlife at LDM, Kimi is going to absolutely tear him apart all season long. So, think about how smart it was to trade a diamond for cheap costume jewelry.😬

Regarding why everyone is stressing over the vet—the kid could drive 96 races purely as a tourist in a Marussia just sightseeing the crowd... but even then, based on total titles in his first 200 races/first 11 seasons, he’s still better than Fernando.😍

I couldn't care less about the stats between Alonso and Vettel. Honestly, my only focus right now is the title fight in the NFL 2013.

I’m fully expecting everyone to just baby their tires during qualifying tomorrow. Typical.
A fresh set could actually be worth something when Sunday's race rolls around.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing Vettel pull a stunt like he did in China again. 😁