Christian Myers
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joined Oct 2024
Binge-watched the whole series in two days—here are my thoughts:
Part 1 is the standout—a total horror classic. It leans more toward a thriller, lacking all that excessive gore found in the sequels, which is why I dig it. The acting isn't anything special (especially Gordon Ramsay and his wife), but hey, it works. 10/10
Part 2—the one where the group is trapped in a house with poison inside the walls. Really solid film; along with the first one, it's probably the best in the series. Tense and engaging, though it drags a bit toward the end. 9/10
Part 3—where they kidnap the doctor to perform surgery on Jigsaw, and meanwhile, some guy gets caught and tested to see if he’ll take revenge on those responsible for his son's death. It's an okay movie, but they stretched it way too thin—it's nearly two hours long. The doctor subplot felt exhausting; they should've cut it down. Plus, there was way too much gore that didn't even serve a purpose. Still, the ending was decent, so 7/10
Part 4—Jigsaw is basically fading out here, but he sets up traps for the Black woman from the previous film. Honestly, who thought it was a bright idea to cast two cops who look almost identical? 🤦
For the first half film, I couldn't even tell who was who. That segment was awful, and the acting was rough. The part with the Black woman was alright—somewhat interesting, and the traps were creative. 5/10
Part 5—those two cops are back at it with the banter, and man, it was unwatchable, boring, and just annoying. The only thing that saved it was Jigsaw's successor trapping a new crew in the sewers, which made it somewhat watchable. 5/10
Part 6—aside from the cop banter from last time (just with a different officer this time), we get an insurance executive going through a gauntlet of tests because he was screwing people over with their health insurance or whatever the deal is for Americans. Since I find the cop stuff grating, his part was unwatchable. Luckily, there was more focus on the insurance guy, so 6/10
Part 7—the so-called Saw 3D. We finally move past the cop jokes, but we get this guy claiming on TV that he survived Jigsaw's games ( 🤦 ), and well, he gets exactly what he deserves. The segment was terrible and hard to sit through, though there were a few good traps—like the woman trapped in the boutique window being sawed through in front of a shocked crowd who can't even grab burgers now, or the racist stuck to a car windshield. 3/10
Part 8—titled Jigsaw from 2017. This one features cops hunting for Jigsaw and a group trapped on a farm. It's actually an okay movie after a long drought; I found it interesting, even if the ending was a bit over the top. The acting is terrible and irritating, though, so 7/10
Part 9—the one with Rock. Honestly, it felt more like a Chris Rock stand-up special than a movie, and that was the only redeeming quality. The plot is terrible—boring, predictable, and just dumb. The voice and look of Jigsaw are even worse. The acting is fine, except for Rock's, which is a disaster, but at least he gave me a laugh. 3/10
I'll keep this thread going since the 10th one is coming soon 🙄