How to delete my profile?

I’ve finally decided that I don't want to be part of this offline community anymore—it just isn't interesting to me lately, and honestly, I have no desire to spend my precious free time there. Plus, there was that second warning, followed by a ban which, if you ask me, was totally undeserved. But I really don't have the energy to sit here and explain my reasoning, let alone feel like I have to justify myself to anyone.

The problem is, those options aren't available—not according to the FAQ, and not according to what one of the admins told me in a private message.

Is there ever going to be a way to actually do this, and what should I do in my situation? I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one feeling this way, so...

Just stop, honey. Stop visiting Reddit and be done with it. There are nothing but dead profiles on this site anyway...

Typing while I drive...

wiredotter6 said:Look, honey, just stop posting. Honestly, just stay off Reddit altogether. There are so many dead accounts on here anyway...

I’m typing this while I'm driving, by the way...

That’s definitely the plan—I’ve actually been wondering about the option to just delete everything, you know? Like how most sites let you do that.

Don't text and drive.

We aren't planning on making that a thing here, so honestly, you can just log out and call it a day if it doesn't work for you.