restlessorca36
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joined Nov 2012
Hey,
Here’s a report for any future moms dealing with this exact mess. This time around, the internet actually proved more useful than any doctor. Yesterday morning, I called the Department of Microbiology and Parasitology at Miami University Hospital. Some young guy answered; he was polite enough, but he didn't have a clue. He basically told me he wasn't specialized enough to know and that my only option was a stool sample. He was sympathetic, even though some lady in the background was screaming at him, "We aren't 911!!!"
By the afternoon, I called my doctor. She didn't have an answer either and suggested I talk to an infectious disease specialist (shoutout to vividsailor7 🙂).
Then I called a homeopathic consultant in Washington, D.C., and she kindly recommended a China C30 preparation, which you can pick up from them or at the Lavender pharmacy in Miami. For now, I've decided to stick with the specialist first.
I went to bed prepared to spend the morning calling hospitals and bracing myself for some lady to yell at me, but I actually had such a peaceful night without that hellish itching that I’m starting to think folk medicine might be working. For now, I'm sticking to a diet designed to flush those little monsters out of my system, and I'm hopeful.
So, yesterday I ate about 3 or 4 tablespoons of pumpkin seeds, some grated carrots with apple, and half a head of garlic (!!!) with my meals. For dinner, for example, I spread cream cheese on toast and loaded it with massive amounts of garlic. By the end of the meal, my mouth felt like it was literally on fire—my eyes were watering and my nose was running like a faucet. 🙂 But it was worth it.
Another solid tip I found online: apply Vaseline to the area (if you catch my drift—asking for this at a pharmacy was awkward, and they didn't even have it in stock) because it keeps the eggs from being laid overnight. It's gross, but that's the reality. I read somewhere that honey works too, but I’m not brave enough to risk turning my body into an all-you-can-eat buffet for them. 😢
Two days of extreme hygiene and eating nothing but raw carrots, pumpkin seeds, and garlic while cutting out sugar—since those bastards love it—and I'm already seeing results. Wish me luck in getting rid of these things for good; having something this nasty inside you is just revolting.