Where to get a THC urine test in Washington, D.C.?

Hey,

So, here’s the deal: where can I go to get a THC urine test done in Washington, D.C.?

It isn't just about testing on a whim, either. I need official documentation proving I tested negative.

I did some digging online and found a clinic over in a suburb that used to offer this for $17, which seemed perfect. So, I headed over there. Of course, they don't do that anymore... their website is two years out of date. Now, they only offer a 10-drug panel for $117... since I'll likely need to test at least 3 or 4 times, that's way too much money for me.

Any leads? 😉 Thanks in advance.

Ryan Alvarez30 said:Hi,

So, here's my question: where can I go in Washington, D.C. to get a THC urine test?

The thing is, I don't just need a quick test—I actually need official documentation proving I tested negative.

I did some digging online and found a clinic over in the suburbs that offered it for $17, which sounded perfect. So, I headed over there to check it out. Of course, they don't do that anymore... their website info is two years old, and now they only offer a 10-drug panel for $117... since I probably need to test at least 3 or 4 times, that's just way too expensive for me.

Any help? 😉 Thanks in advance.

Try asking at the psychiatry clinic over in Vineyard—it’s that little house up on the hill where all the alcoholics and junkies head. You just pee in a cup, and someone tests it with something like litmus paper and boom! A friend of mine went there for a urine test after he wiped out on some grass, and I tagged along once, so I know the spot. I'm not sure how it works for private testing, but you might as well ask—nothing to lose. I actually just messaged him on Facebook to double-check; his doctor's name was Zdunić.