Well, this is quite the topic we've stumbled upon!
I was actually scouring Google for some cyclist's chamois cream because my backside has been getting incredibly chafed from spending way too many hours in the saddle, and I ended up finding this... It’s truly fascinating how digitized the world has become; at this rate, everyone is going to turn into a total hypochondriac within the decade! 😁 ..and here I am, just dealing with a little itch in the rear.
I deal with that sensation myself occasionally, though usually, it's a result of the chemical irritation from all that sweating during long rides, combined with the inevitable reality that sometimes one doesn't wipe quite thoroughly enough after using the restroom.
However, I still possess a certain rustic, old-fashioned honesty within me, so when the urge strikes, I'll simply reach back and scratch deep in the bum if necessary—no big deal. I honestly don't understand why people make such a fuss about it; we all have an anatomy designed to expel waste, so it stands to reason that things might get a bit itchy from time to time. But, well, I'll scratch, likely making someone laugh in the process, and for those few seconds, I feel a sense of satisfaction knowing I've staged a tiny, private protest against modern urban pretension before life simply carries on as usual.
In truth, I suspect that while typing this out, I've spent more time contemplating anal itching than anything else... good grief.
