James Rogers53 said:Look, you’re slowly changing your tune... you haven't actually said you eat breakfast anywhere, just that you drink water and feel less hungry later for lunch. And you used to claim this was how you lose weight—now you aren't even saying that anymore, or am I seeing things?
I never said water itself was the issue—my point was about the idea that drinking water right after waking up and taking care of your morning business (gross, by the way) is some magic weight loss trick.
No, I'm not changing my mind—you're just putting words in my mouth. I never said I eat breakfast*—so don't go jumping to conclusions for me. I did say that after knocking back two cases of water, I feel less hungry for breakfast and lunch. Stop making stuff up and speaking for other people. You're claiming I said you could lose weight this way? The thread starter said that, not me—though I agree with him, but not for the stupid reasons you're rambling about. Water isn't going to "melt fat," but starting the day this way is definitely smarter than eating donuts and smoking cigarettes. And honestly, why are you so obsessed with all this talk about morning hygiene and "business"? The OP said the first thing you should do is drink water before brushing your teeth or hitting the bathroom—you're the one who added that weirdly specific detail about the "mess." Is that really what you think he meant literally? Or is it just a simple way to tell people to hydrate first thing? I have zero issue with that, but you're acting like it's some massive, unsolvable crisis.
And again—after all that typing, you still haven't answered any questions or offered a single better suggestion. So what's better than drinking water before breakfast then? Come on, share it with us. People have been waking up and heading to a stream or a river for water for thousands of years, and here you are in 2024 trying to convince all us water-drinkers we're wrong. Where is this "alternative" method or your big suggestion? People like you have an issue with everything—criticizing everything, nothing is ever good enough, but you never actually offer a solution or a way forward. You just want to talk trash.
STOP MAKING STUFF UP AND SPEAKING FOR OTHER PEOPLE!
P.S.
DRINK A GLASS OF WATER.