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So, the Frenchmen.
The absolute biggest thing about them is how they stick to that standard lineup. Those six guys in the attack basically play the full 60 minutes without breaking a sweat. You could see exactly what I mean during those second-round games against Spain and Germany. It was wild—Omeyer clocked in at 59 plus 60 minutes, Gille B pulled 55 and 53, Girault did 60 plus 60, Narcisse hit 45 and 57, Karabatic put up 54 and 58, Fernandez had 40 and 36, and Abalo ran 59 and 52. Just relentless.
So, looking at the offense, we're basically just running with one Gille out there right now, and honestly? He’s barely even putting points on the board. It’s rough. We've got Dinart helping out on the pivot, but let's be real—he's a defensive specialist through and through, so don't expect much from him when we're on the attack. And man, the roster feels empty. For a bunch of different reasons, we're missing heavy hitters like Guigou, Abalo, and Burdet. It's a different game without them.
Man, they really struggled through that first phase. They barely scraped past the Slovaks by just one goal—it was a total nail-biter. It was sitting at 31-27, then went to 31-31, before Fernandez finally stepped up and buried the winner. Honestly, everyone on the starting lineup was basically just trading 4 or 6 goals back and forth. Then they faced the Swedes and managed to pull away for a four-goal win. They actually led pretty comfortably for most of it, staying about 4 to 8 goals ahead. After that, they had a walk in the park against Iceland, winning by 9. The second round was a different story. Against the Spaniards, things were dead even until the 35th minute. Then they flipped a switch, went on a 6:1 run, and just took control. The Spaniards didn't even look like a threat; they only managed to close the gap to one goal right at the end. When they played Germany, their backcourt line was absolutely lethal—they scored 20 out of the team's 26 goals. It was neck and neck until the 50th minute, but then they went on a 4:1 tear to seal it. That last game against the Canadians? Total bust. But hey, they were resting all their starters, so I guess it makes sense.
Goalkeeper. I can't even begin to process that. Just... yeah. Omeyer The guy doesn't exactly have flashy stats, but he’s solid. He’s pulled off 35 saves on option shots, which puts him right at 10th on the scoring list. Plus, he’s actually logging a full 60 minutes out there.
Pivot. I can't even begin to process this. What are we even doing here? Bertrand Gille Who actually got heavy minutes during those big games in the second round? His scoring is all over the place—one minute he’s going 1 for 2, the next he’s hitting 4 out of 5. He's playing alongside... Dinart I mean, the guy's basically scoring every other game at this point. And he's only pulling 25 minutes on the defensive end? That's wild.
Left wing. I can't even deal with this right now. Just... yeah. Girault He also logged a full 60 minutes in the last two big games. He wasn't exactly lighting it up against the Germans, but before that, he was on fire, dropping five goals a game.
Left wingers. je Narcisse Who on earth is this guy coming in around the 45th minute and dropping 5 to 7 goals a game? Guillaume Gille swaps him in, and suddenly he can barely scrape one goal together. Honestly, I’ve never been much of a fan of Narcisse, but man, you can't deny the guy is absolutely tearing it up right now.
Middle wing. I can't even begin to deal with this right now. Seriously. Just... yeah. Karabatic And he’s playing heavy minutes, too. Top scorer for the squad. Honestly, there isn't even much to say about him—he's just doing his thing.
Right wing. The position of the towel. Fernandez Who plays 40 minutes and still manages to drop 4 or 5 goals a game?
Right wing. I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. You only typed "je". What's on your mind? Abalo Who else is playing basically every single minute and still dropping 3 or 4 goals per game?
The rest of the guys? Honestly, they barely mattered. Paty, Guilbert, and Kempe were lucky if they even saw seven or eight minutes of action per game. And even when they were out there, they didn't really do much of anything.
Omeyer in goal? Man, what a beast. Thierry, standing 6'3" and weighing about 205 lbs, born November 2, 1976. Currently holding down the net for THW Kiel.
Halfway through the first half, score is 22 to 30. Tough start.
Swedes - 60 min 14 saves.
Iceland is sitting at 51 minutes with 15 out of 30 shots taken.
Spaniard - 59 min 10/36 shots.
Germany - 60 mins, shot 14/37. Rough night.
Canadian - 0 min
pivot - Gille Bertrand. 6'2". 216 lbs. Born March 24, 1978. He’s 29 now, playing for HSV in Hamburg. 192 career goals, 595 appearances.
Kiel - 36 mins in, shooting 5/6. Pretty efficient.
Swedes at the 43-minute mark—shooting 4/4. Not bad.
Iceland – 41 minutes in, shooting 2 for 2. Pure clinical stuff.
Spaniard's sitting at 5/7 shooting with 55 minutes on the clock.
Germany - 53 min, 1/1 shooting.
Canadian - 0 min
Left wing - Girault. Olivier FP, 1.83m, 86kg, Feb 22, 1973, 34 years old, Paris HB, 214 goals, 472 matches.
Kiel went 6 for 9 from the field over 60 minutes. Not bad.
The Swedes are absolutely killing it—45 minutes in and they're shooting 5 out of 5. Unbelievable.
Iceland's sitting at 4/6 from the field after the first half. Not bad.
Spaniard—60 minutes on the floor and still hitting 4 out of 5. Absolute machine.
Germany—man, they were absolutely clinical. 60 minutes on the clock and they didn't miss a single shot. Just pure perfection.
Canadian - 12 mins in and they're sitting at 1/3 shooting. Tough start.
Left wing - Narcisse Daniel FP | 6'2" | 198 lbs | Dec 16, 1979 | 28 years old | Chambéry Savoie HB | 148 | 423
Kiel - 52 mins in, shooting 5/10.
Swedes - 34 min, 4/6 shooting.
Iceland - 46 min, shooting 4/8.
Spaniard's sitting at 7 for 13 from the field after 45 minutes. Tough shooting.
Germany - 57 mins in, shooting 60%. Tough.
Canadian - 29 min 3/7 shooting
Left back — Karabatic. Nikola FP 1.95 102 11 APR 1984 23 THW Kiel 97 406
Kiel - 52 mins in, shooting 4 out of 12. Rough stuff.
The Swedes—56 minutes in and they’re sitting at 5/10 from the field. Rough.
Iceland is sitting at 39 minutes with a 10 for 14 from the field. Not bad, actually.
Spaniard—54 mins in, sitting at 4 for 12 from the field. Tough luck.
Germany - 58 min, shooting 8/15.
Canadian guy—20 minutes in, sitting at 2 for 7 from the field. Rough start.
Right wing - Fernandez Jerome FP 1.99 106 7 MAR 1977 30 FC Barcelona 236 936
Kiel's sitting at 5/7 shooting after 48 minutes. Pretty solid.
Swedes - 36 mins in, sitting at 4/7 shooting.
Iceland - 37 mins in, sitting at 3/6 shooting.
Spaniard—40 minutes in and he’s already sitting at 4/4 shooting. Absolutely clinical.
Germany - 36 min 7/11 shooting
Canada - 21 min 1/4 shooting
right wing - ABALO Luc FP 1.82 80 6 SEP 1984 23 US IVRY HB 48 155
Slovakia - 42 min 3/6 shooting
Sweden - 53 min 5/8 shooting
Iceland - 43 min 2/4 shooting
Spain - 59 min 3/5 shooting
Germany - 52 min 2/6 shooting
Canada - 24 min 3/4 shooting
others:
pivot - DINART Didier FP 1.97 104 18 JAN 1977 31 CIUDAD REAL 263 124
Slovakia - 27 min 2/3 shooting
Sweden - 26 min 0/1 shooting
Iceland - 35 min 1/1 shooting
Spain - 23 min 0/0 shooting
Germany - 26 min 1/1 shooting
Canada - 33 min 0/0 shooting
left outer - GILLE Guillaume FP 1.92 97 12 JUL 1976 31 HSV HAMBOURG 222 589
Slovakia - 0 min
Sweden - 27 min 0/1 shooting
Iceland - 23 min 1/2 shooting
Spain - 14 min 1/2 shooting
Germany - 4 min 0/0 shooting
Canada - 47 min 0/4 shooting
the heavy hitters:
goalkeeper - KARABOUE Daouda GK 1.98 92 11 DEC 1975 32 MONTPELLIER HB 46 0
30 min 9/22 saves - 0 min - 9 min 0 saves - 1 min - 0 min - 30 min 8 saves
BUSSELIER Laurent FP 1.83 82 27 NOV 1976 31 CHAMBERY SAVOIE HB 10 23
1 min 0/1 shooting - 14 min 1/2 shooting - 14 min 0/1 shooting - 0 min - 0 min - 0 min
PATY Cedric FP 1.94 93 25 JUL 1981 26 CHAMBERY SAVOIE HB
16 min 2/3 shooting - 5 min 0/1 shooting - 16 min 1/1 shooting - 1 min 0/1 shooting - 9 min 0/1 shooting - 37 min 5/6 shooting
GUILBERT Fabrice FP 1.90 92 8 OCT 1976 31 US IVRY HB 15 32
11 min 0/2 shooting - 9 min 0/2 shooting - 17 min 1/2 shooting - 0 min - 0 min - 59 min 6/12 shooting
KEMPE Christophe FP 1.93 105 2 MAY 1975 32 TOULOUSE UNION HB 139 224
10 min 0/0 shooting - 6 min 0/1 shooting - 8 min 1/2 shooting - 0 min - 0 min - 25 min 3/4 shooting
OSTERTAG Sebastien
0-0-0-0-0-47 min 4/8 shooting
So, the Frenchmen.
The absolute biggest thing about them is how they stick to that standard lineup. Those six guys in the attack basically play the full 60 minutes without breaking a sweat. You could see exactly what I mean during those second-round games against Spain and Germany. It was wild—Omeyer clocked in at 59 plus 60 minutes, Gille B pulled 55 and 53, Girault did 60 plus 60, Narcisse hit 45 and 57, Karabatic put up 54 and 58, Fernandez had 40 and 36, and Abalo ran 59 and 52. Just relentless.
So, looking at the offense, we're basically just running with one Gille out there right now, and honestly? He’s barely even putting points on the board. It’s rough. We've got Dinart helping out on the pivot, but let's be real—he's a defensive specialist through and through, so don't expect much from him when we're on the attack. And man, the roster feels empty. For a bunch of different reasons, we're missing heavy hitters like Guigou, Abalo, and Burdet. It's a different game without them.
Man, they really struggled through that first phase. They barely scraped past the Slovaks by just one goal—it was a total nail-biter. It was sitting at 31-27, then went to 31-31, before Fernandez finally stepped up and buried the winner. Honestly, everyone on the starting lineup was basically just trading 4 or 6 goals back and forth. Then they faced the Swedes and managed to pull away for a four-goal win. They actually led pretty comfortably for most of it, staying about 4 to 8 goals ahead. After that, they had a walk in the park against Iceland, winning by 9. The second round was a different story. Against the Spaniards, things were dead even until the 35th minute. Then they flipped a switch, went on a 6:1 run, and just took control. The Spaniards didn't even look like a threat; they only managed to close the gap to one goal right at the end. When they played Germany, their backcourt line was absolutely lethal—they scored 20 out of the team's 26 goals. It was neck and neck until the 50th minute, but then they went on a 4:1 tear to seal it. That last game against the Canadians? Total bust. But hey, they were resting all their starters, so I guess it makes sense.
Goalkeeper. I can't even begin to process that. Just... yeah. Omeyer The guy doesn't exactly have flashy stats, but he’s solid. He’s pulled off 35 saves on option shots, which puts him right at 10th on the scoring list. Plus, he’s actually logging a full 60 minutes out there.
Pivot. I can't even begin to process this. What are we even doing here? Bertrand Gille Who actually got heavy minutes during those big games in the second round? His scoring is all over the place—one minute he’s going 1 for 2, the next he’s hitting 4 out of 5. He's playing alongside... Dinart I mean, the guy's basically scoring every other game at this point. And he's only pulling 25 minutes on the defensive end? That's wild.
Left wing. I can't even deal with this right now. Just... yeah. Girault He also logged a full 60 minutes in the last two big games. He wasn't exactly lighting it up against the Germans, but before that, he was on fire, dropping five goals a game.
Left wingers. je Narcisse Who on earth is this guy coming in around the 45th minute and dropping 5 to 7 goals a game? Guillaume Gille swaps him in, and suddenly he can barely scrape one goal together. Honestly, I’ve never been much of a fan of Narcisse, but man, you can't deny the guy is absolutely tearing it up right now.
Middle wing. I can't even begin to deal with this right now. Seriously. Just... yeah. Karabatic And he’s playing heavy minutes, too. Top scorer for the squad. Honestly, there isn't even much to say about him—he's just doing his thing.
Right wing. The position of the towel. Fernandez Who plays 40 minutes and still manages to drop 4 or 5 goals a game?
Right wing. I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. You only typed "je". What's on your mind? Abalo Who else is playing basically every single minute and still dropping 3 or 4 goals per game?
The rest of the guys? Honestly, they barely mattered. Paty, Guilbert, and Kempe were lucky if they even saw seven or eight minutes of action per game. And even when they were out there, they didn't really do much of anything.
Omeyer in goal? Man, what a beast. Thierry, standing 6'3" and weighing about 205 lbs, born November 2, 1976. Currently holding down the net for THW Kiel.
Halfway through the first half, score is 22 to 30. Tough start.
Swedes - 60 min 14 saves.
Iceland is sitting at 51 minutes with 15 out of 30 shots taken.
Spaniard - 59 min 10/36 shots.
Germany - 60 mins, shot 14/37. Rough night.
Canadian - 0 min
pivot - Gille Bertrand. 6'2". 216 lbs. Born March 24, 1978. He’s 29 now, playing for HSV in Hamburg. 192 career goals, 595 appearances.
Kiel - 36 mins in, shooting 5/6. Pretty efficient.
Swedes at the 43-minute mark—shooting 4/4. Not bad.
Iceland – 41 minutes in, shooting 2 for 2. Pure clinical stuff.
Spaniard's sitting at 5/7 shooting with 55 minutes on the clock.
Germany - 53 min, 1/1 shooting.
Canadian - 0 min
Left wing - Girault. Olivier FP, 1.83m, 86kg, Feb 22, 1973, 34 years old, Paris HB, 214 goals, 472 matches.
Kiel went 6 for 9 from the field over 60 minutes. Not bad.
The Swedes are absolutely killing it—45 minutes in and they're shooting 5 out of 5. Unbelievable.
Iceland's sitting at 4/6 from the field after the first half. Not bad.
Spaniard—60 minutes on the floor and still hitting 4 out of 5. Absolute machine.
Germany—man, they were absolutely clinical. 60 minutes on the clock and they didn't miss a single shot. Just pure perfection.
Canadian - 12 mins in and they're sitting at 1/3 shooting. Tough start.
Left wing - Narcisse Daniel FP | 6'2" | 198 lbs | Dec 16, 1979 | 28 years old | Chambéry Savoie HB | 148 | 423
Kiel - 52 mins in, shooting 5/10.
Swedes - 34 min, 4/6 shooting.
Iceland - 46 min, shooting 4/8.
Spaniard's sitting at 7 for 13 from the field after 45 minutes. Tough shooting.
Germany - 57 mins in, shooting 60%. Tough.
Canadian - 29 min 3/7 shooting
Left back — Karabatic. Nikola FP 1.95 102 11 APR 1984 23 THW Kiel 97 406
Kiel - 52 mins in, shooting 4 out of 12. Rough stuff.
The Swedes—56 minutes in and they’re sitting at 5/10 from the field. Rough.
Iceland is sitting at 39 minutes with a 10 for 14 from the field. Not bad, actually.
Spaniard—54 mins in, sitting at 4 for 12 from the field. Tough luck.
Germany - 58 min, shooting 8/15.
Canadian guy—20 minutes in, sitting at 2 for 7 from the field. Rough start.
Right wing - Fernandez Jerome FP 1.99 106 7 MAR 1977 30 FC Barcelona 236 936
Kiel's sitting at 5/7 shooting after 48 minutes. Pretty solid.
Swedes - 36 mins in, sitting at 4/7 shooting.
Iceland - 37 mins in, sitting at 3/6 shooting.
Spaniard—40 minutes in and he’s already sitting at 4/4 shooting. Absolutely clinical.
Germany - 36 min 7/11 shooting
Canada - 21 min 1/4 shooting
right wing - ABALO Luc FP 1.82 80 6 SEP 1984 23 US IVRY HB 48 155
Slovakia - 42 min 3/6 shooting
Sweden - 53 min 5/8 shooting
Iceland - 43 min 2/4 shooting
Spain - 59 min 3/5 shooting
Germany - 52 min 2/6 shooting
Canada - 24 min 3/4 shooting
others:
pivot - DINART Didier FP 1.97 104 18 JAN 1977 31 CIUDAD REAL 263 124
Slovakia - 27 min 2/3 shooting
Sweden - 26 min 0/1 shooting
Iceland - 35 min 1/1 shooting
Spain - 23 min 0/0 shooting
Germany - 26 min 1/1 shooting
Canada - 33 min 0/0 shooting
left outer - GILLE Guillaume FP 1.92 97 12 JUL 1976 31 HSV HAMBOURG 222 589
Slovakia - 0 min
Sweden - 27 min 0/1 shooting
Iceland - 23 min 1/2 shooting
Spain - 14 min 1/2 shooting
Germany - 4 min 0/0 shooting
Canada - 47 min 0/4 shooting
the heavy hitters:
goalkeeper - KARABOUE Daouda GK 1.98 92 11 DEC 1975 32 MONTPELLIER HB 46 0
30 min 9/22 saves - 0 min - 9 min 0 saves - 1 min - 0 min - 30 min 8 saves
BUSSELIER Laurent FP 1.83 82 27 NOV 1976 31 CHAMBERY SAVOIE HB 10 23
1 min 0/1 shooting - 14 min 1/2 shooting - 14 min 0/1 shooting - 0 min - 0 min - 0 min
PATY Cedric FP 1.94 93 25 JUL 1981 26 CHAMBERY SAVOIE HB
16 min 2/3 shooting - 5 min 0/1 shooting - 16 min 1/1 shooting - 1 min 0/1 shooting - 9 min 0/1 shooting - 37 min 5/6 shooting
GUILBERT Fabrice FP 1.90 92 8 OCT 1976 31 US IVRY HB 15 32
11 min 0/2 shooting - 9 min 0/2 shooting - 17 min 1/2 shooting - 0 min - 0 min - 59 min 6/12 shooting
KEMPE Christophe FP 1.93 105 2 MAY 1975 32 TOULOUSE UNION HB 139 224
10 min 0/0 shooting - 6 min 0/1 shooting - 8 min 1/2 shooting - 0 min - 0 min - 25 min 3/4 shooting
OSTERTAG Sebastien
0-0-0-0-0-47 min 4/8 shooting