F1 Spam - Reloaded

I should honestly just register you all as freelance contractors for NordVPN. And I’ll list Bo as the mistress. 🙏 🙏

rustystag7 said:I don't have anyone's number except Jonathan Booth5's. I'm actually a bit worried about having Kostin's number since we could end up exchanging romantic messages, whereas you just gave me yours by accident. 🙏 🙏

That was intentional; I wanted to be able to send you a photo of the coat rack. 😁

driftingotter2 said:The Team option🤣

hahahahahaha I actually suggested something else entirely...

look, it’s just our fate to always end up on opposite sides of this 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Well now, Bob my friend, you certainly owe me a slice of apple pie after such an elaborate defense ☕

They didn't even give me the chance to speak on the phone 🙂

Jonathan Booth5 said:Man, I might just have to sign you guys all up as freelance contractors for NordVPN. And maybe register Bob as my side piece too 🙏 🙏

So why's Bob better than me? 😠

I bet it's because you're hooking up with him way more often 😠

Jonathan Booth5 said:Honestly, I might just register you all as outside contractors for NordVPN. And maybe sign Bob up as my mistress too. 🙏 🙏

Just please don't go registering him as Anthony the electrician. 🤣

Hey friends, you just give her a call whenever you need some info 😍

Jonathan Booth5 said:Honestly, I might just register you all as freelance contractors for NordVPN. And maybe sign Bob up as my mistress too. 🙏 🙏

🙏 🙏 🙏 😍 That’s just how Medek is, you picked a winner there... he’s probably the only one left with any actual influence, haha, and he’s likely sitting there with his heated seats turned all the way up. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Arthur Martinez7 said:they wouldn't even let me talk to her on the phone 🙂

man, give me a break... obviously you aren't the real deal if you can't even handle a conversation using Medina's account. honestly, everyone else was just talking through her account, I mean even I hopped on Medina's account for a second last time just to chat with Mia 🙏 🙏

Nicole Ross37 said:lol, I actually suggested something else entirely...

Listen, it seems we're just destined to be on opposite sides of everything. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

You and I are like

black and red
sweet and sour
heaven and earth
yesterday and tomorrow
like the Yankees and the Red Sox
like North and South
like New York and LA
like a great high
and some bad weed
you have been my love
from the very beginning
oh, Edward
why do I hold you so dear? 🙏 🙏 🙏

rustystag7 said:why do you think he's better than me?😠

I bet it’s just because you let him go at it multiple times in a row.😠

Go to hell, you sick freak; you're barely even an adult yet.😍
How exactly is my mistress supposed to defend me if the Attorney General decides to file charges for assaulting a minor?😍

driftingotter2 said:man, the last couple of times we were catching up on the phone
I couldn't help but notice you've got this really unique accent
it's like this wild mix of things, I can't even put my finger on it
you gotta tell me what's the deal🙏

must be some kind of Midwestern roots🙂 🙂

steelwolf15 said:an American Midwest 🙂 🙂accent

Man, give me a break; you aren't from some rural little town in the South, because I definitely haven't noticed anything that exotic among them😍

steelwolf15 said:Midwestern roots 🙂 🙂are actually pretty cool

I haven't had the chance to try any Midwestern food yet🙏

Jonathan Booth5 said:Look, Voč friends, you’re basically just calling her whenever you need to pick her brain for some info 😍

whoever he’s calling 😕
well, last time Voč
hit me up, I actually ended up giving him your number 😍

Jonathan Booth5 said:Seriously though, Boško, you owe me a breakfast sandwich after that elaborate defense. ☕

Fair enough.
Next week, I'm opening my own deli.🙏

driftingotter2 said:we’re basically just two sides of the same coin, like

red and black
sweet and sour
heaven and earth
yesterday and tomorrow
like the Yankees and the Red Sox
like North and South
like NYC and LA
like a perfect high
or some total trash
you’ve been my everything
since way back when
oh baby
why do you have to be so precious to me🙏 🙏 🙏

hahahahahaha I can't believe you managed to wrap all that up into actual rhymes...

🙏 🙏 🙏 😍

driftingotter2 said:I haven't even had a chance to try it yet with a local accent🙏

Oh, you definitely have, dammit—it happened today, my treat.😕

steelwolf15 said:Who is he calling? 😕
Last time,
Voč😍 messaged me, so I gave him your number.

Voč just handed over my number without even asking.

👎