Human bite wounds

Look, I’m probably not the expert you need for something like this... but I did read somewhere that human mouths carry the same kind of bacteria found in Komodo dragons...

So... maybe just check in with your doctor?

Honestly, I'm a bit surprised by how everyone seems to have gathered here as if something significant actually happened 🙄

A hickey? A love bite?
Is it really that big of a deal?
I think you might be blowing this way out of proportion 🙂

Are you up to date on your tetanus shot? 🤣

Not sure 🤔
Is that what people get tattooed when they're kids and end up with a scar on their forearm?

Bradley Nelson2 said:I suppose I wouldn't know 🤔
is that the thing where you get a scar on your arm from when you were a kid?

Goodness, please just show us a photo. You are acting as if you were attacked by a pack of rabid grizzly bears, perhaps while experiencing some rather intense physical arousal after a long winter sleep 🙄

I believe children in preschool bite one another all the time, yet they don't seem to come home crying to their parents quite like you are doing here 😉

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Kids don't usually get that sick, you know? 👍

Jacob Howard2 said:Kids in daycare bite each other, so they don't come home crying to their parents like you do here, 😉

Well, isn't that just brilliant. Do you actually believe it's acceptable for children—or adults, for that matter—to go around biting people?

Justin Fox said:That was certainly an insightful comment. I suppose one might wonder, though—do you truly believe it is acceptable for children, or even adults, to engage in biting?

Well, I suppose this is actually quite a clever comment. 🙏🙏🙏

Bradley Nelson2 said:If I had to make an assessment, I suppose it looks a little bit red—not that there's any actual bleeding, but perhaps a slight amount of swelling.

Bradley Nelson2 said:For the leg, specifically right in the middle between the knee and the groin area. 😁
It isn't bleeding, and there doesn't seem to be an open wound, though it is slightly scratched and perhaps a little swollen. I suppose there might just be some minor bruising underneath the surface.

So, to summarize the situation. He was bitten above the knee—well, that’s the hope, at least. He keeps insisting that it’s nothing major, but honestly, he’s wailing like he just went ten rounds with an alligator. His leg is practically hanging by a thread, and I guess the only thing keeping it attached is his femoral artery, which, by some absolute miracle or divine intervention, seems to have remained completely untouched.

I suppose I should ask if the comparison to toddlers throwing tantrums in a daycare center finally makes the sheer absurdity of your comment clear, or if I might need to explain it to you once more, dear. 😉

Jacob Howard2 said:She bit him just above the knee—well, if you believe her. He claims he's fine, but he’s whining like he just went ten rounds with an alligator.

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To be fair, she kind of looked like an alligator. 👍

Oh, Josh, you really are something else! 😬

What’s all the fuss about if the skin hasn't actually broken?

Bradley Nelson2 said:🤣 🤣

Look, kids aren't usually that sick, you know? 👍

But her? 😲 😲 😲

Do you even know her?? 😕

Good grief, here we go again, airing our dirty laundry in public. 🙂

Bradley Nelson2 said:🤣 🤣
she actually looked a bit like a crocodile, you know. 👍

So, we are talking about a new, unknown girl here. 😎 😁

Can HIV be transmitted through a bite? 🤔 Hepatitis? 🤔 Or some other infectious disease? 🤔

Look, it isn't like he was bitten to the point of bleeding... there really isn't anything else to say about it here.🙄 😁

mistybison said:So, we're essentially talking about some newcomer who hasn't really made a name for herself yet. 😎 😁

It feels more like... well, she's just an amateur, really... she didn't exactly hit all the right notes.🙄 😁 🤣

Sarah Wilson95 said:Well... he wasn't exactly mauled alive...

I missed that part. 😁

revolution said:it was just... you know... some amateur... she didn't even come close to getting it right🙄 😁 🤣

I am certain she is simply dying to share every little detail with us. 😎 😁

Nah, Bradley Nelson2 is going to keep his cards close to his chest 🙂