King Arthur

Kate Diaz said:I'm curious, which movie is this Maddox guy actually enjoying? Which one features battles that are flawlessly executed?

The guy is hilarious, nitpicking the entire film just because he catches a camera shot during a battle sequence. By his logic, neither Thin Red Line nor Saving private Ryan hold any water—and I guess those movies are total garbage to him too (especially Thin Red Line, since blood splatters on the lens.

"This Maddox"?
Oh, please. This is the *FILM* subforum.
Sarcasm isn't exactly welcome here.

rapidstag74 said:"That Maddox guy"?
Oh, absolutely. We are currently in the *FILM* subforum.
Sarcasm isn't exactly the currency here.

I just clicked through to the 'Maddox' link. 👍
And here I was thinking you had just copy-pasted this from some other forum—my mistake. 😉

Still, I think the best part is that little line in lowercase:
"1,348,350 people are going to rent these movies to see if they're really as shitty as they remember."

😁

My friend started getting bored, so I just distracted myself with Keira. Honestly, thank God we just bailed and went to a different theater to watch neondrifter2.

Sean Nguyen4 said:My friend started acting out purely from sheer boredom, so I ended up finding some solace in Keira. Honestly, thank God we just bailed immediately, headed to a different theater, and watched something else instead. neondrifter2.

Is there anyone here who actually enjoyed the film?

Jason Cook5 said:Is there anyone out there who actually enjoyed this movie?

Personally, I found it to be a decent way to pass the time (especially considering it’s pretty much the only thing I ever received as a gift from AT&T since I was a kid). 😁

Also, where is the Madonnin concert, BTW? 😁

Wait, where was AT&T giving away those tickets? I ended up having to pay for mine.

Sean Nguyen4 said:Wait, where was AT&T giving away tickets? I ended up having to pay.

Err... on something like AT&T Day. October 1st, when Big Brother Telecom was handing out free passes to every cinema, theater, and gallery in town.

I suppose I should admit I'm feeling a bit regretful that we didn't take advantage of it for an all-day excursion through the city, hitting every single museum and gallery we could find. 😢

casualotter21 said:Err... maybe through AT&T or something. Back on November 1st, when Big Brother Telecom was handing out free tickets to all the movie theaters, playhouses, and galleries...

Actually, I have to admit I'm feeling a bit regretful now that we didn't take full advantage of that to spend the entire day wandering through the city, hitting up every single museum and gallery we could find... 😢

But isn't that exactly what we ended up doing?

We went to see King Arthur.

And that was really it.

We visited every museum and gallery that caught our eye...

casualotter21 said:On top of all that, I honestly can't tell if Keira's parents would even let her strip naked just for the money...

I couldn't say whether they approve or not, but she does it regardless...

THE LIZARD KING said:If you didn't catch the opening of the movie, it says somewhere around 250 AD—so, the 3rd century.

I watched the movie yesterday without reading any reviews first.🤮

BTW, how can this be set in the 3rd century if they’re out there protecting bishops and the Pope in service to Rome? Christianity wasn't even officially recognized in Rome until 313 AD.😕

casualotter21 said: It’s more about how the whole plot is being filtered through the eyes of the deceased Lancelot.

That’s an interesting point, too. 😬

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that it was around the year 350.

hahaha I absolutely loved the movie! Honestly, I didn't grasp a single thing happening from the very beginning, but I just sat there enjoying the special effects—feeling my seat shake every time something exploded and getting jolted at every cut while horses charged toward me and giant heads attacked! Lancelot 😍is a total legend 😍

women 😵

So I finally sat through this ridiculous movie!🙂

Honestly, I had a blast just counting all the massive fails!😛

I mean, at least it was entertaining...😉

Honestly, this film was just painful to sit through. It was totally uninteresting—I have no idea why I even bothered watching it, to be honest. It mostly just left me feeling nauseous.

I honestly only sat through this because of Clive, but man, it was hilarious how much he reminded me of his role in Closer... I was basically just waiting for him to snap at Keira and yell: "You dirty bitch!"😁 😂
Neither one of them even came close to being good...👎

Believe it or not, the historical Lucius Artorius Castus—one of the leading candidates for King Arthur—is actually buried in a tomb in St. Petersburg near Miami. This man served everywhere from Rome all the way to Appalachia.

It’s honestly ridiculous to write such a garbage script and then just throw millions at high-end cinematography and big-name actors;

Man, I don't know what kind of idiots are directing movies these days....

urbanhawk28 said:Honestly, you really have to write a garbage script like this—and then go ahead and blow millions on high-end cinematography and top-tier actors. Just brilliant.

Honestly, what kind of idiots are we dealing with nowadays? It feels like everyone is just out here directing movies instead of actually doing something real...

Those idiots—they only film stuff if there's a massive paycheck involved—and their imagination is basically non-existent. Honestly, it’s as shallow as an amoeba's brain.😕