Patrick Martin said:Look, I’m just sitting here waiting for the tick to bite, then it's game over 🤷
Get this—insects and those creepy-crawly sea cephalopods? They’re actually basically cousins. Crazy, right?
People get all weirded out when you serve them a massive pile of cockroaches and just casually go, "Hey, here's some fresh shrimp, they're still popping!"
Man, when people start acting like complete idiots... it’s unreal. Seriously, they’ll be serving up food and then somehow manage to hide the fact that the waitress has such tiny legs she can't even sprint to the table before her feet go numb. Then you’ve got everyone else sitting there debating who actually saw the service, whether we deserve this mess, how we’re gonna get out of here, and who’s stuck behind the wheel for the drive home. It’s a total circus. And don't even get me started on those greasy diners we hit up—I swear, nobody ever walks out of one of those places on two steady legs. Absolute madness. E.
P.S.: Just so we’re all on the same page, this sub is called Culture and Entertainment. And before anyone gets the wrong idea—that "Culture" bit is basically just us talking nonsense.