How to get rid of a hamster?

So, since one of my good friends here has a massive thing against furry animals, I thought I'd try to cheer her up by setting up a little firing squad. But honestly, no matter how many spaces I throw between the hamster and the water in this post, whenever you actually read it, the whole damn line stays right next to the hamster and looks absolutely ridiculous. Check it out:

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Is there any way to fix this mess?

Or am I just stuck with this crap?

I don't mind one way or another, as long as they take him down. Ideally, they should aim for the limbs first to make it slow.

Maybe it doesn't bother you, but it definitely bugs me. There needs to be some order. If I put a space, I want a space. Mistakes need to be fixed. If we start cutting corners here, where does it end?

One day I'm gonna write a book on this forum, for Christ's sake, because who the hell is actually going to read this crap?

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Dammit, it just won't happen. No way! Absolutely not!!!

They lost their toy!!!

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(the damn font coloring and symbols aren't even working in advanced mode)

You guys probably have no clue, but this entire forum server is actually powered by nothing more than the sheer leg power of one lone little hamster on a wheel. So, I’m asking you nicely—please don't go picking fights with the little guy if you spot him out in the wild, because he might just be the hamster 😁who keeps
us all online.

feraltrucker5 said:You guys probably have no clue, but this entire forum server is actually powered by nothing more than the sheer leg power of one lone little hamster on a wheel. So, I’m asking you nicely—please don't go picking fights with the little guy if you spot him out in the wild, because he might just be the hamster 😁who keeps
us all online.

Well, that explains a lot. Is there any way we could get a bigger animal involved, or maybe just pump that hamster full of steroids?

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That’s cheating. Honestly, it’s cheating, but more importantly, it's just exhausting. Plus, those lines are a few pixels too high compared to the rifle; if they were a bit lower, I might actually be able to live with it.

feraltrucker5 said:You guys probably have no clue, but this entire forum server is actually powered by nothing more than the sheer leg power of one lone little hamster on a wheel. So, I’m asking you nicely—please don't go picking fights with the little guy if you spot him out in the wild, because he might just be the hamster 😁who keeps
us all online.

Can someone please explain why I'm not allowed to show up to work completely wasted and take a nap at my desk, yet he can?

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Please don't kill the Toy; I just put it out there a few days ago 😢 🙂

The self-proclaimed geniuses on this forum have been going in circles for months trying to figure out how to fix the rodent situation, but let me tell you, it’s never that simple. One hamster just drops dead from pure exhaustion, another one decides to go on a full-blown hunger strike, and then there’s the third one that someone actually eats—don't ask, trust me, you really don't want to know 😛—and it just keeps going like that. Honestly, being a little guy on this board is a total nightmare 😁

feraltrucker5 said:The self-proclaimed geniuses on this forum have been going in circles for months trying to figure out how to fix the rodent situation, but let me tell you, it’s never that simple. One hamster just drops dead from pure exhaustion, another one decides to go on a full-blown hunger strike, and then there’s the third one that someone actually eats—don't ask, trust me, you really don't want to know 😛—and it just keeps going like that. Honestly, being a little guy on this board is a total nightmare 😁

Wow, look at you being all mysterious. 🙄
We've got a cat running things around here; you think people don't realize why our occasional snacks go missing? 🙄 😁

Charles Ramirez59 said:Wow, look at you being all mysterious. 🙄
We've got a cat running things around here; you think people don't realize why our occasional snacks go missing? 🙄 😁

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Stana, I already saw that 👍
Really great video 👍 😍 Meow 😍

To looks more like a chinchilla to me🤷.

Honestly, I’m doing just fine.
At least I don't have to worry about my boss breathing down my neck.

🙂 : Server: I am going to get myself injured 🤣

mellowlynx68 said:To looks more like a chinchilla to me🤷.

No, that is clearly a Chinese Toy

Charles Ramirez59 said:Wow, look at you being all mysterious. 🙄
We've got a cat running things around here; you think people don't realize why our occasional snacks go missing? 🙄 😁

And what was that all about? Honestly, I’m starting to suspect there’s some kind of curse at play here—it feels like there’s an entire secret society of hamster predators lurking in this community. 😁