feralcyclist83
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joined Aug 2007
Wouldn't it be incredible if someone actually made a movie starring Brangelina and Tomcat? Just imagine it. ๐ฌ Picture this: Angelina and Tom Cruise play two bisexual buddies who, after getting absolutely burned by endless failed romances with the opposite sex, decide to hook upโwhich, predictably, turns out to be a disaster. So, they pivot. They resolve to date people of the same gender, strictly following a "no emotional attachment" rule. ๐ฌ To make things interesting, they make a high-stakes bet on who can seduce someone of the same sex first. And who wins? Tom, obviously, because he manages to charm Brad Pitt! ๐ฌ But hereโs the twist: Angelina finds herself drawn to the insecure Brad (you know, the type who isn't quite sure about his own feelings or attractions), only to discover heโs already seeing a girlfriend. And which girlfriend? None other than Angelina's best friend, Katie Holmes, who has spent countless nights raving about him while Angelina never even got a chance to meet the guy. It's a mess, right? ๐ฌ It gets even more tangled from there, but don't worryโby the end, Angelina and Brad Pitt will find their way to each other, and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will end up together too!!! ๐ ๐
Now that would be a hell of a movie...
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