Adam White6 said:Hey, please hit me up. I’m actually thinking about going, but I really don't want to end up looking like a total idiot who just vanished into thin air.
so we basically
first you sign this waiver saying you won't sue him if things go south. then he smears some honey on your forehead, shoves these glasses on your face, and makes you do all these eye exercises—looking up, down, whatever—to supposedly strengthen your eye muscles. you head home feeling great and start practicing, reading stuff through those glasses, and you kind of convince yourself that your vision is actually improving. if you're a naive sucker like I was, you might even try driving without them and just lie to yourself about seeing better. if you're lucky, like I was, you don't crash. eventually, you realize you still can't see a thing, so you go to an optometrist to get checked out, and they just confirm you were being gullible because your prescription hasn't changed at all. oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Dr. Palahniuk will probably offer to pay you to write glowing reviews in magazines.