Daily Monitor

Yeah, it actually dropped. It hit theaters back on January 1st—so, more than nine months ago now—across the States and other parts of the former Soviet bloc. There’s even a DVD out, and honestly, the high-quality rips have been floating around torrent sites for ages.

So, when is it finally coming to our local theaters? Does anyone have any leads? Who am I even supposed to ask about this? I mean, if I can go around signing petitions to save some crumbling, old-school socialist movie houses, surely I should be able to sign something to get a modern film into a modern cinema!

Man, honestly? It’ll probably just skip theaters and head straight to streaming services. Our local cinemas haven't exactly been seeing massive crowds lately anyway.

And what you’re saying there... ☕

That stuff is already available over on Divix