#21 ·
Man, when in the last few years have we actually been able to say the draw didn't go our way? The only thing I can even recall is back in the 2nd round UEFA Cup 2002/03, when Dinamo was seeded and ended up facing Fulham—a side that actually had some serious talent at the time (Steve Marbranque, Marlet, Edwin van der Sar, Boa Mort, and so on)...
Everything since then has just been progressively more pathetic!!!!!
But it always turns out to be us who completely blew it. Dinamo didn't know what to do against Dnipro, Katalinić messed things up against Shelbourne FC, Runje and Miladin struggled against Roma, and HNK Rijeka conceded a goal against Genclerbirligi in the 90th minute—if it hadn't been for a penalty, Heerenveen would have absolutely rolled over Dinamo. Then there's Chicago playing around against ZTE, a team they could handle in their sleep; Hajduk Split underestimating Dunaferr SE; Varteks getting so intimidated by Brøndby IF that they stepped onto the pitch with legs made of lead mixed with steel; and Dinamo thinking Maccabi Tel Aviv was just some farm team...
Osijek could have easily made history a year later, but instead, they managed to do the one thing almost anyone else would have avoided: losing to Slavija in such an embarrassing fashion. And 1. FC Kaiserslautern just laughed at them from the sidelines.
If UEFA didn't screw over smaller clubs, you wouldn't see teams like Austria Wien, CSKA Moscow, or AZ Alkmaar (even if the Dutch squad was pretty thin) making it to the UEFA Cup quarterfinals. Before that, you had Steaua București, Partizan Mexico City, Shakhtar Donetsk, and "some guys" from Dnipro twice in a row playing in Europe; Debrecen seeing a European winter; Vålerenga; FK Teplice... these aren't massive clubs throwing money around left and right!!!!
The truth is, we're small. We’re never going to see those hundreds of millions swirling around like they do in the Champions League. UEFA screwed us over with the Osijek vs Vartex situation a year later too (they botched Varteks' coefficient calculation and basically handed the matchup to Aston Villa on a silver platter). So, was justice served? Osijek was the surprise package of the mid-season in the UEFA Cup, and Varteks actually hammered Aston Villa, only to watch them struggle later in the UEFA Cup.
Conclusion: UEFA respects you exactly as much as you prove yourself to be capable. If you try to coast on charm alone, expect to get slapped. If you actually show you're someone significant, you won't be treated like a dwarf anymore. That's how it works in Europe. It’s just that here, we act like everyone is the villain, like the whole continent is conspiring against us, as if we’re some kind of tumor on Europe. We aren't. It's just that our officials (just like those in Canada) can't stomach the fact that THEY are the incompetent ones who need to pack up and leave their clubs. (Now I'm just waiting for rustystag7 to jump in and start with, 'Exactly! That's spot on!' 😁 )
P.S. You might not realize it, but Dinamo still commands more respect in Europe than it realistically deserves. It’s like Europe has a much higher opinion of our football than we do of ourselves. The problem is, they see our flaws clearly, while the people who *should* be addressing those flaws are either too dim to notice or too corrupt to care...
Everything since then has just been progressively more pathetic!!!!!
But it always turns out to be us who completely blew it. Dinamo didn't know what to do against Dnipro, Katalinić messed things up against Shelbourne FC, Runje and Miladin struggled against Roma, and HNK Rijeka conceded a goal against Genclerbirligi in the 90th minute—if it hadn't been for a penalty, Heerenveen would have absolutely rolled over Dinamo. Then there's Chicago playing around against ZTE, a team they could handle in their sleep; Hajduk Split underestimating Dunaferr SE; Varteks getting so intimidated by Brøndby IF that they stepped onto the pitch with legs made of lead mixed with steel; and Dinamo thinking Maccabi Tel Aviv was just some farm team...
Osijek could have easily made history a year later, but instead, they managed to do the one thing almost anyone else would have avoided: losing to Slavija in such an embarrassing fashion. And 1. FC Kaiserslautern just laughed at them from the sidelines.
If UEFA didn't screw over smaller clubs, you wouldn't see teams like Austria Wien, CSKA Moscow, or AZ Alkmaar (even if the Dutch squad was pretty thin) making it to the UEFA Cup quarterfinals. Before that, you had Steaua București, Partizan Mexico City, Shakhtar Donetsk, and "some guys" from Dnipro twice in a row playing in Europe; Debrecen seeing a European winter; Vålerenga; FK Teplice... these aren't massive clubs throwing money around left and right!!!!
The truth is, we're small. We’re never going to see those hundreds of millions swirling around like they do in the Champions League. UEFA screwed us over with the Osijek vs Vartex situation a year later too (they botched Varteks' coefficient calculation and basically handed the matchup to Aston Villa on a silver platter). So, was justice served? Osijek was the surprise package of the mid-season in the UEFA Cup, and Varteks actually hammered Aston Villa, only to watch them struggle later in the UEFA Cup.
Conclusion: UEFA respects you exactly as much as you prove yourself to be capable. If you try to coast on charm alone, expect to get slapped. If you actually show you're someone significant, you won't be treated like a dwarf anymore. That's how it works in Europe. It’s just that here, we act like everyone is the villain, like the whole continent is conspiring against us, as if we’re some kind of tumor on Europe. We aren't. It's just that our officials (just like those in Canada) can't stomach the fact that THEY are the incompetent ones who need to pack up and leave their clubs. (Now I'm just waiting for rustystag7 to jump in and start with, 'Exactly! That's spot on!' 😁 )
P.S. You might not realize it, but Dinamo still commands more respect in Europe than it realistically deserves. It’s like Europe has a much higher opinion of our football than we do of ourselves. The problem is, they see our flaws clearly, while the people who *should* be addressing those flaws are either too dim to notice or too corrupt to care...