Food poisoning or what the hell is going on?

Keith James812 said:Honestly, it wouldn't be a bad idea to send someone to... you know... that town near Lekenik 🙏 just to grab some samples and all that...

I mean, maybe the food was just off too. They make those pastries overnight, but my mom (she works at a top-secret lab near Sisak, scary stuff 😁) bought them in the afternoon and drove all the way across the state to get to the city. Of course things are going to go wrong.

Still, I might think about calling the cops 🙏 🙏

forget the police, you gotta go through the inspectors, though even they’ve got their own buddies on the payroll...

Arthur Barnes said:Look, maybe the food was fine to begin with. They probably made it fresh overnight, but my mom—who, by the way, works in some top-secret lab out near Sisak, spooky stuff 😁—bought it in the afternoon and then hauled it all the way across the state to reach Chicago. Of course things went sideways.

Still, I’ll give some thought to calling the cops. 🙏 🙏

Think about it, man. It isn't right to just leave people hanging like that... 😁 besides, for some folks, gut infections don't just pass; they cause serious complications, and it doesn't just end after five days of weird bathroom trips... so it wouldn't be the worst thing to check in on someone, just in case they need proof that what they're feeling is actually happening...

Keith James812 said:Think about it. It’s just not right to mislead people... 😁 Plus, for some folks, gut infections lead to real complications. It doesn't just end after five days of weird bathroom trips... It wouldn't hurt to check in on someone, you know? Just to give them some peace of mind that what they're feeling is actually happening...

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I'll reach out to them 🙏

Keith James812 is basically the moderator of bad jokes 🙏 🙏

Arthur Barnes said:What on earth is "Neven's ointment"? Are you talking about Neven Ciganović? 🙂

😂 😂 🤣

Anyway, hope you feel better soon, Arthur Barnes👍 🙂

Man, if your mom finds out it's Shigella, the health inspector is gonna have to pay that little deli a visit... or whatever they call those places.
Anyway, feel better soon. We're thinking of you 😉

Man, I can't deal with this anymore... just water and tea all day. Is this for real? Pâté? Soft-boiled eggs? Strawberries? Please, just give me anything with actual flavor 😁

Get in touch with Machummer. He’s got some kind of miracle elixir that supposedly cures everything. 😁

Arthur Barnes said:Man, I can't take this anymore. Just rusk, water, and tea. Is this allowed? Pâté? Soft-boiled eggs? Strawberries? Please, just give me anything with actual flavor. 😁

Wow, you're being really intense about this. Usually, the diet (meaning basically just dry toast, saltines, broth, and tea) is meant to last UNTIL THE DIARRHEA STOPS, followed by a few days of boiled poultry, cooked fruit, and veggies...

The girls have a point, though... honestly, they deserve Machummer and his HL shakes—or maybe we should call them "cellular" shakes... 😂 😂 😂

nimbleskipper13 said:Ugh, you are being so difficult. The diet (read: rusk, pretzels, broth, tea) lasts UNTIL the diarrhea stops, then you get a few days of boiled chicken, cooked fruit, veggies...

The girls have a point though... but they definitely deserve Machummer and his HL shakes, let's call them "cellular" shakes... 😂 😂 😂

Man, just go suck on something cylindrical.

You women are always on some "diet," so you're used to it. This is my first one and I am literally starving. Walking past an ExxonMobil today, everything smelled amazing, but I told myself "No, Eugene, don't!" and I didn't. A few yards later, there's this Pizza Hut, smells so good I could've eaten just the scent 🙂 , but I told myself "No, Eugene, don't!" and I didn't. Then a bakery. With meat pies. I managed to push through, get home, and eat some rusk. 🙂

Come on, Eugene, just go for it... fry up some bacon, sprinkle it with seasoning, then toss in some mayo and cream...

What a load of crap... let us know how your gut feels once it completely twists itself inside out. 🙂 🙂 😘

Screw this, you know 🙂

Any curvy ladies out there looking to drop weight fast? I’ve got the ultimate diet plan... it's called "eat literally anything besides water and dry toast and just suffer through the pain." Anyone interested? 🙂

Arthur Barnes said:Go to hell, you know it.

Arthur Barnes, I'll be there in about three to three and a half hours... won't be able to make it any sooner than that. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Hey guys. 🙏 🙏

Just got my stool test results back. Turns out I've got Salmonella. Nothing we didn't already suspect...

My old man is at home right now taking Sinersul, but I stumbled upon some pretty sketchy info about it online. Curious to hear what you all think about using it. 🙏 🙏

I heard you aren't supposed to drink water for a month after taking Salmica 😢 Is that actually true? 😢

Seriously, you just can't ask any more questions, can you?😢

Walter Myers4 said:honestly, you can't even ask anymore😢

Oh, come on—it's really not that deep. It's not like he went through testicular necrosis or something... it was just Salmonella. 😕 😕 😕 😕

Come on, quit messing around, I’m being serious here 😢