Soccer Club Kits, Vol. 1

northernscout54 said:Just like Douglas Kern said, sayonara to Anheuser-Busch. What a joke. Honestly, props to Adidas. It’s pure classic, total simplicity. They're going to fly off the shelves.

I mean, I'm sure they will. I collect jerseys, and I don't even have one of theirs yet—even though I was super close to grabbing that black version last year. Might just grab this season's white one instead.

Are these jersey numbers actually intended for an international tournament? It seems as though everyone on the squad is wearing the exact same digits, yet they certainly don't look the part—unless, of course, they've gone out and had them custom-tailored behind the scenes.

Local talent

I don't know if anyone else has posted this yet. Couldn't find a better picture than this one.

neonfalcon16 said:Chicago Cubs


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Kappa really nailed the kits this year—this one especially. It’s just so clean and simple... honestly, I could see this becoming an all-time classic for the fans.

Lyon



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Lyon has the absolute best kits in France. This pink home jersey is just perfection 👍 😍—the texture actually reminds me of those breezy linen summer shirts you see at high-end resorts. It’s got that vacation vibe, and honestly, even the away kit looks great.

A while back, people were saying the national team needed a third kit, and I think someone mentioned gold. Honestly, it shouldn't have been gold—it should've been white. It’s similar to the away kit, using that blue pattern but with two shades of white instead. I gotta say, it looks killer... really clean. No clue why the USSF passed on it or why it got rejected. This is just a prototype of the player version, huge thanks to the crew over at Nike

Honestly, Liverpool is looking pretty hideous to me right now. 🙂

Brenda Cook2 said:A while back, people were saying the national team needed a third kit, and I think someone mentioned gold. Honestly, it shouldn't have been gold—it should've been white. It’s similar to the away kit, using that blue pattern but with two shades of white instead. I gotta say, it looks killer... really clean. No clue why the USSF passed on it or why it got rejected. This is just a prototype of the player version, huge thanks to the crew over at Nike

The whole third kit idea is interesting, and the design itself isn't bad... though, if it were me, I'd take a slightly different approach to the design. I'd stick with the white base but sprinkle in some red squares here and there—just enough so you actually know which team is playing. Maybe put the patterns on the sleeves or along the sides? Something that makes it recognizable without being totally overwhelming...

Rebecca White37 said:Lyon has the absolute best kits in France. This pink home jersey is just perfection 👍 😍—the texture actually reminds me of those breezy linen summer shirts you see at high-end resorts. It’s got that vacation vibe, and honestly, even the away kit looks great.

Well, look who finally decided to grace us with her presence. Please tell me you aren't just passing through 😁
It's almost poetic—we all spend half the thread agreeing that Lyon has some of the ugliest kits this season (and they're even competing in a top-tier league!), and then you swoop in and declare them the prettiest 🤣
Also, just a heads up, the pink one is the away kit, not the home one 🙂

I’m not feeling that Tampa Bay Buccaneers jersey.🤷 I mean, sure—they've got the songs and the leopard prints going on now—but this? It’s just tacky.

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mellowowl38 said:Well, look who finally decided to grace us with her presence. Please tell me you aren't just passing through 😁
It's almost poetic—we all spend half the thread agreeing that Lyon has some of the ugliest kits this season (and they're even competing in a top-tier league!), and then you swoop in and declare them the prettiest 🤣
Also, just a heads up, the pink one is the away kit, not the home one 🙂

that shade of pink looks like a spilled milkshake on a rug 🤣🤣

wiredfalcon2 said:Honestly, Liverpool is looking pretty hideous to me right now. 🙂

You're the ugly one here! 🙂

If you actually think Inter is better, then we definitely don't share the same taste.

Technically, the club is the one responsible for this kit design. Apparently, those patterns and colors are supposed to represent the silk worn by the wealthy elite back in Lyon during the 16th century.

Douglas Kern said:
My away game was actually pretty decent

An excellent away showing indeed.🙏🙏🙏

Is there anything more beautiful than this?🙏

wiredfalcon2 said:Honestly, Liverpool is looking pretty hideous to me right now. 🙂

Totally 👍agreed
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Everton 🙏

Is this seriously Šibenik's European kit? I mean, they’ve already got that same old, boring home blue, and then there's that tacky orange away kit—which, if you remember my last rant, I actually wanted to swap to their home colors. But red? Seriously? That's just a total miss...

mellowowl38 said:Yeah, I was actually keeping up with the news too. 😁So, the new kit just hit the shops, but there’s a total mess with the design—there’s actually a typo somewhere in the song lyrics on it, and they even messed up the old crest. Honestly, it’s kind of a disaster, but since that whole batch is already manufactured, we’re stuck with them. The players will be rocking these for the rest of the calendar year, and then we'll finally get the updated version next season. If I were actually a die-hard Los Angeles Lakers fan, I’d be having a complete identity crisis over whether this thing looks good or not. I’d probably end up buying it anyway, just out of pure loyalty. But hey, since I don't actually root for the Lakers, I can afford to sit here and seriously debate whether this jersey is actually decent or just a total eyesore. 😁So, here’s the dilemma: do I grab this current one that’s got a blatant typo and that outdated crest, or do I go for the new version which is grammatically correct but features that absolute garbage anniversary logo? Honestly, I’m leaning toward the first option—and I bet most Lakers fans are right there with me.
Plus, now that I’m actually looking at this kit, I can already tell who’s going to be the most "thrilled" with it: the sponsors, who are practically invisible in this shot—and let me tell you, once the actual match photos start coming in, they won't even be able to tell who's playing. And then there are the commentators, who will probably only realize after the Los Angeles Lakers game wraps up just how much of a joke those Nike national team jerseys are, what with those ridiculous little holes inside the blue numbers. 🤣

And honestly, since we don't have the sheer luck of wearing Umbro ourselves, here’s a little something to wrap things up—just a little mental escape for when nobody's looking, imagining us rocking that Dinamov tailored by Umbro in some alternate dimension. 😁

🙏🙏🙏

Aston Villa has a new look. They’ve switched up their sponsor too, and now they’re sporting the exact same one as Fulham.

It honestly looks like something an old man would wear... 😁

placidfalcon4 said:I’m not feeling that Tampa Bay Buccaneers jersey.🤷 I mean, sure—they've got the songs and the leopard prints going on now—but this? It’s just tacky.

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If it weren't for that terrible wreath, I might actually consider buying it.