Soccer Club Kits, Vol. 1

Sperm wraps itself right around your head🤣

I mean, I guess the jerseys are actually pretty decent

Roger Fowler5 said:Sperm wraps itself right around your head🤣

🤣🙏

Roger Fowler5 said:Sperm wraps itself right around your head🤣

😂😂

Does anyone happen to know what color kits the local amateur soccer club uses? If you're not sure, maybe check this link

vividcanyon622 said:Does anyone happen to know what color kits the local amateur soccer club uses? If you're not sure, maybe check this link

Honestly, I have to wonder if you even realize how much of an idiot you’re being right now—just take a second, look at what's right in front of you, and try to wrap your head around it. I am such an idiot.

The new Liverpool kit looks fantastic; this shop is top-tier.
http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/

swiftcyclist43 said:The new Liverpool kit looks fantastic; this shop is top-tier.
http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/

Oh yeah, totally. I’m heading straight over to http://www.dickssportinggoods.com right now to grab one! ☕
Seriously though, admins, get it together or you're gonna be looking for new jobs. Do your actual job and deal with this guy and whoever else is causing trouble up there at the Pentagon 😁

as long as I'm the one getting the red cards

wanderingcobra77 said:Honestly, this is some of the worst stuff I've ever laid eyes on

http://www.newsoccerjerseys.com/2009...rseys-251.html

New Russian kits—haha... feels like a total throwback to the Cold War era (and don't miss those alcoholic-looking socks)

It doesn't even say CCCP. 😢

mellowowl38 said:Personally, I think the kit looks pretty decent. I doubt we'll get anything exactly like it, but it'll probably be in the same ballpark. For instance, teams like Standard, Napoli, the Scottish Representative, and Twente all use Dorian kits—just like us—and yeah, there are some obvious similarities between our gear and Napoli's, but everyone still keeps their own identity. Like, Napoli has that one stripe, while we go with multiple stripes and that checkerboard pattern on the edges; we have watermarks, they don't. Then you look at Standard, and nobody else even comes close to their style, much less the Scottish or European kits. Honestly? I’d actually stick with our current European kit; it might be one of our best designs ever. But this is how it works with Dorian: they don't have a massive roster of teams, so they try to personalize the kits to reel in new fans:

Standard:
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/2...andard1ka1.png

We already saw Twente above

Napoli:
http://soccerlens.com/shirts/files/2...me-08-0912.jpg

Scotland:
http://soccerlens.com/shirts/files/2...9-home-kit.jpg

I’ve got this theory that our home and away kits will look something like the Napoli or Standard ones—you know, with a collar but without those obnoxious lines—while our European kit will look like the Scottish one: super simple and top-tier. And obviously, the crest stays on the left side.

I guess Scottish kits look best when they're a darker shade of blue. This one is pretty decent. I also really liked their jerseys from Euro '96—dark blue again, but with that tartan pattern.

swiftcyclist43 said:The new Liverpool kit looks fantastic; this shop is top-tier.
http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/

Too bad everything in that shop is straight up fake. Total knockoffs. Probably some Thailand factory stuff you'd find on eBay for twenty bucks.

We all know exactly why those Nike kits are catching our eye...
http://www.footballshirtculture.com/...dora-kits.html

urbanorca6 said:We all know exactly why those Nike kits are catching our eye...
http://www.footballshirtculture.com/...dora-kits.html

Honestly, this looks absolutely hideous. At least I can take some small comfort in the fact they said our upcoming ones would be simple, so they’ll probably just look like the stuff we trashed on the last thread. But this? This is just straight-up terrifying.

Not sure if anyone’s already dropped the new Tottenham Hotspur gear yet, but here’s what I found on their official store...😉

http://shop.tottenhamhotspur.com/spu...ign=kit-launch

Chloe White5 said:Not sure if anyone’s already dropped the new Tottenham Hotspur gear yet, but here’s what I found on their official store...😉

http://shop.tottenhamhotspur.com/spu...ign=kit-launch

Someone over at Puma definitely has a major obsession with collarbones.

urbanorca6 said:We all know exactly why those Nike kits are catching our eye...
http://www.footballshirtculture.com/...dora-kits.html

Those things are basically walking billboards. They're gonna look hideous... might as well add neon lights so everyone can see the trash from a mile away.
🤮

Chloe White5 said:Not sure if anyone’s already dropped the new Tottenham Hotspur gear yet, but here’s what I found on their official store...😉

http://shop.tottenhamhotspur.com/spu...ign=kit-launch

Those goalkeeper kits are absolutely hideous.🤮

The San Antonio Spurs fans are absolutely thrilled about this too...

stormyorca28 said:The San Antonio Spurs fans are absolutely thrilled about this too...

And hey, they have a point. To be honest, this jersey looks like some knockoff version of what Nike puts out—all that stuff with the "V" design just confuses me. I don't get why it's even there. Personally, I think the kit would look much cleaner without all those yellow accents cluttering things up.☕