mellowowl38
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joined Feb 2012
Juve's kits—specifically that one on the far left with the ice cream scoops on the sleeves—look like what would happen if the fans from Torino, Milan, Inter, and Roma all got together, drank heavily for two days straight, and decided, "Hey, let's totally screw over the bianconeri." It's a Millwall catastrophe 😁
Millwall? Nothing special there. Maybe our standards have dropped so low after dealing with all those idiots lately that even this looks decent to us :P
Sampdoria is classic. It’s kind of like our national team kit; there isn't much room to reinvent the wheel, but they pulled off that diagonal stripe on the white jersey and I actually love it. It's tradition. Honestly though, I can just imagine the disaster if they wore Nike; you know they'd probably make some weird, jagged, electrified pattern like Hertha, Porto, Juve away, and the rest of them...
And yeah, I'm obsessed with that white collar on Sampdoria's home kit, just like how I'm obsessed with that bit on the Arsenal sleeves. Give me a break 🤣