Where are the emojis? :durica:

darksailor2 said:Quote:>

velvettrucker52 says: I wouldn't trust Jane Doe to watch my imaginary sheep, let alone moderate anything 🙂 She's just unstable ☕

hollowtrucker77, just ban this hysterical pregnant woman already 🙄

hollowtrucker77 said:Don't you dare act like that toward pregnant women, because you're basically inviting a malaria outbreak from the Federal Bureau

🙂 Jane Doe

🙂

dustypuma5 said:Put Jane Doe on "Car," just to blow off some steam...

And hey, there's an opening over at the Police Department too. 😳

Where there's a will, there's a way, I guess. Seems to me like Jane Doe doesn't really have the will, though. But maybe she'll act like Dobrica Seselj during his trial. He hated the judge, so he spent all day filing motions to get him replaced. The chief justice had to write rejection letters every single day until he finally lost his cool and just gave him a new judge.

Then Seselj saw that tactic actually worked, so he started filing requests for the federal court to pay for his defense since he was supposedly broke. He did it every day. And they responded every day. Now I'm reading that they actually approved some cash for him recently.

So if Jane Doe ever becomes a mod, you can probably expect a thread popping up every couple of days where she begs to be an admin. 😁

Anyway, I'm rooting for Jane Doe and her little ambitions. Let her decorate the mod section with her smilies and add some flair.

Just imagine her moderator warning looking something like this:

Priceless...😍

Wow, you really cracked the code there, didn't you? 😳
I’m going to be an admin eventually, I guess. It's just a matter of time. 😳

Imagine what one of her moderator warnings would look like:
....
Classic...😍

Maybe you'd stop trolling if I asked nicely?

Nancy Ward4 said:This is easily the best 🙂:

Someone give Jane Doe some props. 😁

I'm already trolling enough as it is; I won't be able to punish anyone if I can't even punish myself.
😳

But seriously, I have a problem. My laptop just died on me—pretty sure a mouse crawled inside and fried it. Now I've lost all my notes! And they were actually important; I had those pages full of smiley faces saved there.
🙂 Can someone send me a link to some smileys? Thanks a bunch!
😳
Here we go again, the smileys aren't loading! What am I supposed to do now?
🤷 This is driving me crazy! How can people get away with using so few emojis?


Jane Doe for mod (and admin later). 🙂

velvettrucker52 said:🙂 Jane Doe

🙂

Go jump in a lake😳

hey hollowtrucker77, just give me a ban for trolling so you can finally shut this thread down🙂

since when is this kind of stuff allowed here? 😕
I mean, I got flagged for one troll post, but then there's this... what even is this? 🤷

Bradley Sanders4 said:Jane Doe in Tennessee! 👋 👋 👋

Jane Doe:

Jane Doe is honestly just the best 🎉

hollowmason64 said:I honestly can't tell if she’s even cut out for moderating. I mean, she hasn't even finished her degree yet, and from what I can see, she hasn't even found some poor guy willing to marry her... 🙂

Well, when everyone starts jumping on the bandwagon, I guess there’s no point in resisting—I might as well follow the crowd too. 🤣

Can I go ahead with this? 👋

I'm starting to lose my cool almost as much as Dobrica Seselj does. 😬

If that doesn't count as an argument, I really don't know what does... 😁

darksailor2 said:Wow, you really cracked the code there, didn't you? 😳
I’m going to be an admin eventually, I guess. It's just a matter of time. 😳

Imagine what one of her moderator warnings would look like:
....
Classic...😍

Maybe you'd stop trolling if I asked nicely?

I'm already trolling enough as it is; I won't be able to punish anyone if I can't even punish myself.
😳

But seriously, I have a problem. My laptop just died on me—pretty sure a mouse crawled inside and fried it. Now I've lost all my notes! And they were actually important; I had those pages full of smiley faces saved there.
🙂 Can someone send me a link to some smileys? Thanks a bunch!
😳
Here we go again, the smileys aren't loading! What am I supposed to do now?
🤷 This is driving me crazy! How can people get away with using so few emojis?


Jane Doe for mod (and admin later). 🙂

Jane Doe, you've got me totally confused here...
What's this all about being a mod now, and why am I sending these random vibes to the wrong person, someone please catch me up 😳

@Jane Doe

Your taste in fashion sounds about as qualified as asking a committee to pick a board for Desmond Glasebrook.

Click...

😁

Anthony Barrett37 said:hey hollowtrucker77, just give me a ban for trolling so you can finally shut this thread down🙂

since when is this kind of stuff allowed here? 😕
I mean, I got flagged for one troll post, but then there's this... what even is this? 🤷

Just sitting here with my afternoon Jane Doe session. ☕

I mean, yeah. What does Jane Doe have to do with Jane Doe anyway?

Edit, edit, edit!! This one's actually pretty good too 😁:

Bradley Sanders4 said:Jane Doe in Tennessee! 👋 👋 👋

Jane Doe:

Whatever. I just want some Jane Doe stuff and a wheel. (Which one should I pick? 🤣)

Anthony Barrett37 said:hey hollowtrucker77, just give me a ban for trolling so you can finally shut this thread down🙂

since when is this kind of stuff allowed here? 😕
I mean, I got flagged for one troll post, but then there's this... what even is this? 🤷

If I were a mod, I’d have banned you by now. 😍
You're just making a mountain out of nothing. 🤷
And yeah, I killed off your emojis. Honestly, they were useless anyway. They didn't even look happy. 🙄

Arthur Kim74 said:Jane Doe is honestly just the best 🎉

If that doesn't count as an argument, I really don't know what does... 😁

Jane Doe, you've got me totally confused here...
What's this all about being a mod now, and why am I sending these random vibes to the wrong person, someone please catch me up 😳

Man, Arthur Kim74... 🤦
I mean, I can't exactly go ask John Doe to just hand over his job to me! 🙄
First off, if I get moderator status, I'll have access to the private mod lounge. Once I'm in there, I'll probably talk all the other mods into kicking John Doe off the admin team and replacing him with me. Voila. 👋
Hmmmm...🤔 Maybe I should just take the easy way out. I could just log into my burner account and ban hollowtrucker77 myself, then just blackball my own name. Seems like a better move, doesn't it?

Now I just need to figure out where on earth I scribbled down that password for my Amazon account...🤔

dustypuma5 said:@Jane Doe

Your taste in fashion sounds about as qualified as asking a committee to pick a board for Desmond Glasebrook.

Click...

😁

I'm not even going to bother looking at it. I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with me anyway. 🙂:

Christian Green37 said:Just sitting here with my afternoon Jane Doe session. ☕

I mean, yeah. What does Jane Doe have to do with Jane Doe anyway?

Edit, edit, edit!! This one's actually pretty good too 😁:

Whatever. I just want some Jane Doe stuff and a wheel. (Which one should I pick? 🤣)

Man, how do you not get it?🙄
Just vote for me to be a mod and I'll bring Jane Doe in myself! 🥳

Anthony Barrett37 said:hey hollowtrucker77, just give me a ban for trolling so you can finally shut this thread down🙂

since when is this kind of stuff allowed here? 😕
I mean, I got flagged for one troll post, but then there's this... what even is this? 🤷

First! Look, if you aren't feeling the vibe on this forum, feel free to go find another one...

darksailor2 said:If I were a mod, I’d have banned you by now. 😍
You're just making a mountain out of nothing. 🤷
And yeah, I killed off your emojis. Honestly, they were useless anyway. They didn't even look happy. 🙄

Man, Arthur Kim74... 🤦
I mean, I can't exactly go ask John Doe to just hand over his job to me! 🙄
First off, if I get moderator status, I'll have access to the private mod lounge. Once I'm in there, I'll probably talk all the other mods into kicking John Doe off the admin team and replacing him with me. Voila. 👋
Hmmmm...🤔 Maybe I should just take the easy way out. I could just log into my burner account and ban hollowtrucker77 myself, then just blackball my own name. Seems like a better move, doesn't it?

Now I just need to figure out where on earth I scribbled down that password for my Amazon account...🤔

I'm not even going to bother looking at it. I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with me anyway. 🙂:

Man, how do you not get it?🙄
Just vote for me to be a mod and I'll bring Jane Doe in myself! 🥳

Not really, though. If that notorious crowd from the Football boards started this kind of chatter over at the Federal Agency, things would be hitting the fan big time. As it stands, we've got chat rules, some jokes, music requests, and maybe—just maybe—some actual moderation...
Jane Doe, I've got nothing against you personally, really, but I hope you realize this isn't exactly landing well with everyone. Plus, the double standards are starting to stink...

Anthony Barrett37 said:hey hollowtrucker77, just give me a ban for trolling so you can finally shut this thread down🙂

since when is this kind of stuff allowed here? 😕
I mean, I got flagged for one troll post, but then there's this... what even is this? 🤷

Alex Cook said:First! Look, if you aren't feeling the vibe on this forum, feel free to go find another one...

Not really, though. If that notorious crowd from the Football boards started this kind of chatter over at the Federal Agency, things would be hitting the fan big time. As it stands, we've got chat rules, some jokes, music requests, and maybe—just maybe—some actual moderation...
Jane Doe, I've got nothing against you personally, really, but I hope you realize this isn't exactly landing well with everyone. Plus, the double standards are starting to stink...

Honestly, I think you two, hollowtrucker77, should probably go tell your moms about this.☕

Give us John Doe 🎉

And honestly, Jane Doe would be a perfect fit for the Federal Bureau 🙂

Christian Green37 said:Just sitting here with my afternoon Jane Doe session. ☕

I mean, yeah. What does Jane Doe have to do with Jane Doe anyway?

Edit, edit, edit!! This one's actually pretty good too 😁:

Whatever. I just want some Jane Doe stuff and a wheel. (Which one should I pick? 🤣)

She'll finally get some sense when Jane Doe realizes she’s actually going to be a moderator one day.
😉

hollowtrucker77 said:She'll finally get some sense when Jane Doe realizes she’s actually going to be a moderator one day.
😉

🤣 you're being brutal 🤣

darksailor2 said:If I were a mod, I’d have banned you by now. 😍
You're just making a mountain out of nothing. 🤷
And yeah, I killed off your emojis. Honestly, they were useless anyway. They didn't even look happy. 🙄

Man, Arthur Kim74... 🤦
I mean, I can't exactly go ask John Doe to just hand over his job to me! 🙄
First off, if I get moderator status, I'll have access to the private mod lounge. Once I'm in there, I'll probably talk all the other mods into kicking John Doe off the admin team and replacing him with me. Voila. 👋
Hmmmm...🤔 Maybe I should just take the easy way out. I could just log into my burner account and ban hollowtrucker77 myself, then just blackball my own name. Seems like a better move, doesn't it?

Now I just need to figure out where on earth I scribbled down that password for my Amazon account...🤔

I'm not even going to bother looking at it. I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with me anyway. 🙂:

Man, how do you not get it?🙄
Just vote for me to be a mod and I'll bring Jane Doe in myself! 🥳

What a load of garbage. 🙂

I'm voting for John Doe, and that's that.

Vote Jane Doe for moderator 🎉 👋 (and don't bother with sweets—cookies will just mess with my diet, send some salty pie instead).
You guys already filed a report with the Federal Bureau 😵.

darksailor2 As requested:
So, you want a picture of breasts too?
Oops... my bad! Is this not the private messaging section? 🙂

What on earth am I supposed to do with two? 🤷

hollowtrucker77 said:What if we just set up a dedicated sub-forum—you know, one that’s totally empty and locked down—where we can list everyone who actually wants to step up and be a moderator?

Look... I don't know if you've really wrapped your head around this little detail here. Most of these people aren't even interested in the actual job of moderating; they just want a black username, a massive inbox capacity of like 300 messages, 😁 and a little bit of temporary immunity from getting banned. 😁

You could probably take that entire pile of "active" moderators and just move them straight into that empty, locked PDF file you suggested. 😁

Hey, feraltrucker5, you really think I’m just talking for the sake of hearing my own voice?
Sam Green73 actually tacked on a detail that I somehow managed to overlook by pure accident.
😛

I think I might be ready to step up and take on a moderator role myself. 😢 It feels like I’m just not on anyone's wavelength lately. 🙂
Jane Doe, tell hollowtrucker77 that he’s got a crush on you. If you play your cards right, maybe he'll finally let me join the mod team too. 👋

I've always had a soft spot for Jane Doe. 🙂:. 😁

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feraltrucker5 said:Look... I don't know if you've really wrapped your head around this little detail here. Most of these people aren't even interested in the actual job of moderating; they just want a black username, a massive inbox capacity of like 300 messages, 😁 and a little bit of temporary immunity from getting banned. 😁

You could probably take that entire pile of "active" moderators and just move them straight into that empty, locked PDF file you suggested. 😁

I’ve finally been granted access to the moderator dashboard. 😁