The forum legends we can't live without

So, how exactly did you guys go and ban my precious professoress? (Seriously, how many times has she been banned under that nickname now?) It kind of makes me think of all those pathetic, half-alive characters who used to lift my spirits back when I was at my absolute lowest, staring down the barrel of suicide...

professoress, you wannabe Oprah Winfrey, why’d you have to ban her? 😁
where’s unknown?
Where did Bob disappear to?
walter, just get a divorce already 🙂

James Bond? Did she finally pick some guy to settle down with? 😁

Why is this turning into such a massive cry-baby forum where every other thread starts out like:

"It's my first time posting here (MANDATORY!!). So, listen... you know how ___ (me/my girlfriend) cheated on me with ____ (my buddy, the neighbor, even my dog)? She did it ____ (right in front of me/last night in our bedroom) and then she told me ___ (her, her mom, her best friend, while I just stood there watching) and now I have no clue what to do, because I'm _____ (lost, clueless, head over heels, believing in our future), and I still love her even though she's ____ (an ex-junkie, won't answer my texts when she's out grabbing coffee with that CEO guy, ran off to the beach with three guys)... please help me, but seriously, don't screw with me..."

We used to say "get a life," but now the topics are more like "get a brain"...

Has anyone seen the lost deer? 🙂

Does anyone have any idea 👋 where on earth Fochko has disappeared to? :craj:

I really miss George😁

Kyle Nelson2 said:So, how exactly did you guys go and ban my precious professoress? (Seriously, how many times has she been banned under that nickname now?) It kind of makes me think of all those pathetic, half-alive characters who used to lift my spirits back when I was at my absolute lowest, staring down the barrel of suicide...

professoress, you wannabe Oprah Winfrey, why’d you have to ban her? 😁
where’s unknown?
Where did Bob disappear to?
walter, just get a divorce already 🙂

James Bond? Did she finally pick some guy to settle down with? 😁

Why is this turning into such a massive cry-baby forum where every other thread starts out like:

"It's my first time posting here (MANDATORY!!). So, listen... you know how ___ (me/my girlfriend) cheated on me with ____ (my buddy, the neighbor, even my dog)? She did it ____ (right in front of me/last night in our bedroom) and then she told me ___ (her, her mom, her best friend, while I just stood there watching) and now I have no clue what to do, because I'm _____ (lost, clueless, head over heels, believing in our future), and I still love her even though she's ____ (an ex-junkie, won't answer my texts when she's out grabbing coffee with that CEO guy, ran off to the beach with three guys)... please help me, but seriously, don't screw with me..."

We used to say "get a life," but now the topics are more like "get a brain"...

Has anyone seen the lost deer? 🙂

The Professor will be back soon, don't go getting all depressed. 😁

But whoever banned our deer lady... I'm not forgiving them. 😢

James Bond pops in and out, and so did waso. 🤷

I don't miss Bob. 😁

Soad, Rakhimi, Bobby, even the Inquisitor—who was a bit sketchy, let's be honest🤣, Corto Maltese... and then there was that guy who used to spam the forums and write all over MK. I can't for the life of me remember his name, my brain is just 🤔

Look, I'm fine without them, but it really sucks that they all got permabanned.

Henry Cox78 said:Soad, Rakhimi, Bobby, even the Inquisitor—who was a bit sketchy, let's be honest🤣, Corto Maltese... and then there was that guy who used to spam the forums and write all over MK. I can't for the life of me remember his name, my brain is just 🤔

Look, I'm fine without them, but it really sucks that they all got permabanned.

I was thinking about that classic deli-style chopped salad earlier—you know, the kind you get at those little sandwich shops in Chicago where everything is diced so finely it almost becomes a spread? There’s something incredibly satisfying about that level of precision. It’s like a culinary puzzle where every bit of crunch is perfectly uniform. I remember my grandmother used to say that if you don't chop the vegetables small enough, you aren't really making a salad, you're just eating a bowl of disappointment. Anyway, I've been craving that specific texture lately. Just a massive, refreshing heap of perfectly diced greens and veggies. Simple, really. 😉

Wilson 🙂

Brenda Cook4 said:I really miss George😁

I feel you there—George is a total genius, a complete legend, honestly... things just feel incredibly dull without him. Without George, the whole vibe is just... off. It’s pointless.

George, please, just reincarnate already 🤣

So, what’s the move? Are we going to waste time talking about those "unusual" and "interesting" characters—you know, the ones like some tragic little figure who’s clearly missing something? 😁 Or maybe we should dive into someone like Baron Samedi, who actually knew how to drop a high-quality post once in a while... or perhaps talk about Aurora Aurea, if that's even how you spell it...

PECKHAM

Man, I really miss that guy—the one who was all black & white about everything. Just a phenomenal human being, honestly.

Henry Cox78 said:Soad, Rakhimi, Bobby, even the Inquisitor—who was a bit sketchy, let's be honest🤣, Corto Maltese... and then there was that guy who used to spam the forums and write all over MK. I can't for the life of me remember his name, my brain is just 🤔

Look, I'm fine without them, but it really sucks that they all got permabanned.

Look, can you explain how someone can actually lose something they never even had in the first place? It makes zero sense...

A startled deer and a total legend

placidnomad50 said:I was thinking about that classic deli-style chopped salad earlier—you know, the kind you get at those little sandwich shops in Chicago where everything is diced so finely it almost becomes a spread? There’s something incredibly satisfying about that level of precision. It’s like a culinary puzzle where every bit of crunch is perfectly uniform. I remember my grandmother used to say that if you don't chop the vegetables small enough, you aren't really making a salad, you're just eating a bowl of disappointment. Anyway, I've been craving that specific texture lately. Just a massive, refreshing heap of perfectly diced greens and veggies. Simple, really. 😉

Did he get banned too?

James Hernandez61 said:PECKHAM

He was the one I had in mind. 🙏🙏

rustyeagle51 said:Look, can you explain how someone can actually lose something they never even had in the first place? It makes zero sense...

🤦

Koko 😢

Captain Willard

Look, I’ve been hanging around here way too long. If I actually sat down and started listing everyone who’s bailed on this forum since I joined, we wouldn't get anywhere fast. So, honestly, let's just leave that list to the Captain.😁

Don't even look my way, he just wanders in and out of here 😬

Anyway, honey, you look like you've lost some weight lately 🙏 🙏 🙏

redmarlin3 said:Don't even look my way, he just wanders in and out of here 😬

Anyway, honey, you look like you've lost some weight lately 🙏 🙏 🙏

Man, whatever. I've been dealing with this crap for way too long. Getting old sucks, so I'm just taking shortcuts now. Typing out twenty letters is a waste of time when you can just be efficient.🙏

I can't help myself—I am just absolutely thrilled with my own face and work. 🙂