Who's worse, Cede or Judy?

James, tell me the truth—do you still have that old scout hat and the star from back in the day, or did you end up buying one of those little shrines just so you can sit there and celebrate Uncle Sam's legacy?

Michael Adams2, is this forum going to reimburse me for the psychotherapy sessions I'm clearly needing just to deal with these lunatics?

🙂

ruggedsailor25 said:dustyscout53, how does it feel seeing 300,000 people chanting John Doe, John Doe, our hero!

300,000? Man, I heard it was more like a billion!

I don't think all that cheering really put any food on John's table, though...

dustyscout53 said:Man, when my kids

Your kids? You mean the mailman's kids. 😁 😁 😁

Michael Adams2 said:So, that’s what we’re calling refugees now...😁

Exactly! It's just like any other group finding their footing here; as they settle in and become part of the fabric of our society over time, they eventually gain the right to vote, which means they can start having a real seat at the table and influencing the direction of the government.

Michael Sullivan3 said:Your kids? Nah, you mean the mailman's kids. 😁 😁 😁

Mine or the mailman's—who cares, right? At least they'll be speaking American. Ferris, you feeling me, Elvis Presley?

ruggedsailor25 said:Michael Adams2, am I really supposed to pay for this forum as if it were a full psychotherapy session to deal with all these lunatics?

🙂

Haha, I’ve heard that psychiatric wards are absolutely overflowing with people acting like Napoleon, Nero, or self-proclaimed "therapists" just like the rest of them! 😁

dustyscout53 said:Whether it’s mine or the mailman's, I don't care, as long as he speaks American. Ferris, right, Elvis Presley?

Ferris... obviously he's going to speak American... since the mailman is an American. 😁 😁 😁

Michael Sullivan3 said:Ferris... obviously he’s gonna speak American... I mean, the mailman is an American. 😁 😁 😁

🙂

I’ve been hearing whispers about this strange little clique of people who just seem to live in a constant state of chaos—dealing with massive personality disorders, total detachment from reality, forgery, pathological lying, psychopathy, and pure illusionism...

honestly, there isn't a cure for people like that... unless, of course, you count euthanasia.

ruggedsailor25 said:I've heard about this weird group of people dealing with all sorts of issues—severe disorders, delusions, faking things, pathological lying, psychopathy, illusionism...

They’re just suffering from that classic American complex—named after some old frontier tribe. ☕

dustyscout53 said:They’re all suffering from that classic American inferiority complex, named after some old tribal group. ☕

So, you dealing with that too, or do you not consider yourself part of that whole crowd?

briskmaker17 said:Are you suffering from this too, or do you not consider yourself part of that American tribe?

it's a genetic glitch😬

It’s been a pretty good week, I guess. Managed to take 10 good old-fashioned Americans and, through some intense brainwashing, turn them into hardcore American partisans. 🎉 🙂

How was your week going, ruggedsailor25?

quietdriver3 said:It’s been a productive week. I managed to take 10 good, honest Americans and brainwash them into becoming hardcore Americans.🎉 🙂

How was your week, ruggedsailor25?

Ten? Please. You probably converted 50,000 people to Stalinism by now. At this rate, even your teeth—which you lost from a terrible diet—will grow back, the President will send you a thank-you note, and the Pope might actually call you for political advice.

It’s easy for you to feel successful when you can just live in your own little fantasy world where everything is better than your actual life.

quietdriver3 said:So, how was your week, ruggedsailor25?

She spent all week counting up the fallen Americans at Waterloo—and since she can't count past ten, she just decided to write down 300,000 instead. 😁

ruggedsailor25 said:What do you mean ten? It’s more like fifty thousand. You’ll move them all over to that old-school style, then suddenly those teeth you lost from eating junk will grow back, Messi might send you a congratulatory note, and maybe even some big-shot CEO will call you up to be their consultant.

I guess it works for you, though... you can just imagine whatever you want, and even your worst-case scenario seems better than your actual life right now.

Look, once I'm done with you, you'll know "Hey Slav" by heart. Like, you'll be able to recite it and write it down perfectly.

We just need to get through this damn alphabet first.

quietdriver3 said:Honey, once I'm done with you, you'll be able to recite "Hey Slav" from memory. You'll know it by heart, written out or spoken.

We just need to get you through this damn alphabet first.

Go on, kid, crawl back into your hole and shut your mouth...
Not even a stray dog would listen to a word you say, you little brat.😬

quietdriver3 said:Honey, once I'm done with you, you'll be able to recite "Hey Slav" in your sleep—written or spoken.

Just gotta get through this damn alphabet first.

Start with the easy ones... I don't know, maybe an 'i'? It's just a straight line—super simple, right? Might actually be able to catch that one.

ruggedsailor25 said:Go back to your hole, kid, and just stay there quietly...
I don't think anyone—not even a stray dog—actually listens to a word you say. 😬

Did you know my dog actually saved my buddy Marshall from a bomb once? Maybe don't mess with him like that. I might just unchain him and let him go hunting for the scent of rotten fish, and then you'll be running for the hills pretty fast.