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Michael Jordan in critical condition

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Participants Douglas Edwards2frozentiger6copperpuma96Jeremy Flores10nimblemarlin17brightscout63Roger Allen3Chloe Palmer2Scott Collins30brightskipper5Carl Brooks22lonefox373Nicholas Cox7Brandon Castillo4steelviper6George Cruz65granitepilot2
copperpuma96 copperpuma96 Member
25 messages
joined Apr 2004
#21 ·
nimblemarlin17 said:Yeah, right. If I had a flying DeLorean, I’d send you straight back to the past just so some defender could snap your leg...

Man, he would've been way too fast for them anyway. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Look, from back then until now, soccer players have become 1500 times faster, stronger, and more powerful. And don't even try telling me they used to be tougher or more physical back in the day.

Since the days of Pelé, there's been a massive pile of better, more complete athletes who are just vastly more powerful because of the era they play in. He was only considered a god in his pathetic little era simply because he was slightly quicker than those sluggish defenders and had an ego the size of a stadium. He was famous, sure, but he was way too respected.

And calling him an actual athlete? Nobody can honestly claim that.
Scott Collins30 Scott Collins30 Newcomer
5 messages
joined Apr 2004
#22 ·
copperpuma96 said:So you're telling me defenses used to be tougher, more physical, and just harder to play against than they are now?

Look, nimblemarlin17...🙄

I'll give you two names to think about: Goicoetche and Vinnie Jones—the guy who actually admitted his own mother cursed him out when she showed up to a match, and he still managed to get red-carded during a charity game. 🙏

Players like that don't exist anymore; getting a red card was practically part of their job description. Nowadays, the most aggressive tackle you'll see is that referee in a Nike commercial featuring Ronaldinho.
brightscout63 brightscout63 Active Member
98 messages
joined Apr 2004
#23 ·
copperpuma96 said:Players today are faster, stronger, and more athletic by a mile. And don't even try telling me they used to be tougher or more physical back then.

Since the days of Pelé, there have been tons of better, more complete athletes who are just way more powerful because of modern training. He was considered a god back in his day mostly because he was slightly quicker than some sluggish defenders and had an ego the size of Texas. He was famous, sure, but he got way too much credit.

And calling him a true athlete? Yeah, good luck finding anyone who can actually argue that.

No offense, but you're being an idiot.
You're way too young to actually remember football from that era, yet here you are acting like an expert on something you know nothing about.
Scott Collins30 mentioned two guys, so I'll throw Spasić from the Chicago Bulls into the mix—a guy whose specialty was basically career-ending tackles rather than actual goals. 😁
brightskipper5 brightskipper5 Newcomer
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joined Apr 2004
#24 ·
I’d also have to bring up Ilija dosko A., also known as gromovnik A., or the kostolomac, from that legendary New York Yankees championship era.
nimblemarlin17 nimblemarlin17 Regular
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joined Mar 2004
#25 ·
brightscout63 said:Don't take this personally, but you're an idiot.
You're way too young to actually remember football from back then, yet here you are acting like an expert on stuff you clearly don't understand.
Scott Collins30 already brought up two players, so I'll throw Spasić from the Chicago Bulls into the mix—guy was famous for more than just own goals; he specialized in basically breaking people's hips. 😁

Even I—an extremist from the opposite side of this forum, the absolute king of being contrarian—have come to the conclusion that Sheva is just talking nonsense. He isn't funny, he isn't smart. He's completely useless.
brightscout63 brightscout63 Active Member
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joined Apr 2004
#26 ·
nimblemarlin17 said:It’s neither funny nor smart.

Which category do you fall into? 😁

Yeah, Sheva is definitely talking nonsense. What really kills me is how he's totally trashing his own avatar.
😢 😁
brightscout63 brightscout63 Active Member
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joined Apr 2004
#27 ·
djalminha said:I’d have to throw John Doe—aka The Hulk—into that legendary New York Yankees roster.

And don't forget John Doe, aka Albert Einstein, the absolute genius.😁
frozentiger6 frozentiger6 Active Member
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joined Apr 2007
#28 ·
-Andriy Shevchenko- said:He would have been way too fast for them.🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Since his era, players have become 1500 times faster, stronger, and more explosive. Don't try telling me they used to be tougher or more physical back then.

Ever since Pelé, there’s been a massive pile of better, more complete athletes who simply outclass him because they grew up in a much more advanced era. He was treated like a god back in his miserable day just because he was slightly quicker than some sluggish defenders and had an ego the size of a stadium. He was famous, sure, but he was overrated.

As for whether he was actually an athlete? Nobody can honestly claim that.

Look, you're talking nonsense. If you don't know what you're talking about, just stay quiet.

Do you even know who Franco Baresi is? Of course you do. For me, he's easily been the best defender on the planet for the last twenty years, and yet Diego played him like a joke. He was basically dancing around him.

Or look at when he tore through that entire English squad in Mexico—ten different players, and get this, he went from his own goal all the way to theirs, dribbling past the keeper too. That's eleven people. Go find the footage if you don't believe me. Or when half the Belgian team was tasked with marking him during the same tournament; I don't even need specifics, there were constantly at least five guys swarming him, and he still sliced through them like they were training cones.

And yeah, sure, John Doe and John Doe were absolute bruisers, but they weren't real players. John Doe😁—if anyone even remembers him—wasn't it either.
But the only player who truly put Diego in his place was John Doe.
🙏 🙏But hey, even he caught a red card halfway through the match, because let's face it, nobody can man-mark Pelé for a full ninety minutes.
frozentiger6 frozentiger6 Active Member
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#29 ·
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Carl Brooks22 Carl Brooks22 Member
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joined Apr 2004
#30 ·
frozentiger6 said:And sure, John Doe and John Doe were just bruisers, not actual players. John Doe 😁—if anyone even remembers him.
But the only player who actually managed to shut down Diego was John Doe
🙏 🙏 though, let's be real, he still got a red card halfway through because nobody can babysit Pelé for a full 90 minutes.

Right, right, right... personally, I found John Doe even more exhausting. He was constantly complaining to the press about how much the refs hated him and how the Yankee defense played like ballerinas around him, making his "slightly aggressive style" look bad...
And the legendary John Doe once managed to pick up two yellows in three minutes... subbed in at halftime, gone by the forty-sixth.

By the way, I think Pelé dribbled past the English from midfield, so he probably only beat about five or seven of them. 🙂
Does anyone else remember those runs by John Doe?
lonefox373 lonefox373 Member
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joined Apr 2004
#31 ·
Carl Brooks22 says:
Honestly, if you want to talk about someone who was even more annoying, look at John Doe. He was constantly whining to the newspapers about how much the refs hated him and claiming the whole New York Yankees defense was just dancing around him. It really makes his "slightly aggressive style" look tame in comparison...
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Does anyone else remember the absolute legend—the ultimate powerhouse—John Doe? There was this kid, John Doe, supposedly a huge talent, making his debut for the Chicago Bulls. Sadly, his timing couldn't have been worse because they were playing against Freedom from Pittsburgh, led by that brute, John Doe. When he charged in, he broke John Doe's leg so badly that the poor guy never played a single game again. By the way, the Chicago Bulls actually signed John Doe shortly after—I guess they figured, if he’s going to break people, we might as well have him on our side. And man, did he deliver...🙄
As for Pelé—only a complete idiot could argue he wasn't one of the greatest to ever play the game. Sure, he wasn't exactly a role model—what with the Hand of God incident, the doping rumors, the cocaine scandals, and all that mess in Cuba... but that's a whole different conversation altogether.
Nicholas Cox7 Nicholas Cox7 Newcomer
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joined Apr 2004
#32 ·
LEGEND—and I’m open to suggestions if you think I should add anything else! 👍
Carl Brooks22 Carl Brooks22 Member
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joined Apr 2004
#33 ·
oskar kruška said:Does anyone remember the legend—the ultimate enforcer—Jusuf Hatunić? There was this guy, Racić, supposedly a rising star, making his debut for the New York Yankees. Unfortunately, his timing couldn't have been worse because they were playing against the team from Pittsburgh, where that brute Hatunić played. When he charged in, he broke Racić's leg so violently that the kid never played again. BTW, the New York Yankees ended up signing Hatunić shortly after—I guess they figured if he had to break someone, he might as well break people on their own side. And he did.🙄

They called him Hatune; I only know him through stories, can't say I actually remember him... but I do know that tale about the talented New York Yankees player whose career was ended by Hatunic (I think even Miljenko Jergovic wrote a short story about it once)...
By the way, if I recall correctly, Hatunic passed away sometime in the late '80s... apparently, he enjoyed his drinks a bit too much and his liver just gave out.
Brandon Castillo4 Brandon Castillo4 Regular
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joined Nov 2003
#34 ·
Man, Michael Jordan has done just about everything you could imagine in this life, and now he’s making his comeback.

I just really hope he manages to dodge the legal trouble and walk away clean.😳
steelviper6 steelviper6 Member
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joined Sep 2003
#35 ·
Douglas Edwards2 said:A lot of people consider him the greatest soccer wizard to ever play the game, but he’s in critical condition right now—apparently things went south during a New York Yankees match. He was rushed to a private hospital because of some breathing and blood pressure issues... It's still anyone's guess if he'll pull through, but I guess if he makes it past the next 24 hours, his chances look pretty good...

You think... maybe it was drug issues?
Douglas Edwards2 Douglas Edwards2 MemberOP
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joined Mar 2004
#36 ·
steelviper6 said:You think... it's because of drug issues?

And even if it is drug-related, who cares? Honestly, I'm just rooting for him to pull through.
George Cruz65 George Cruz65 Member
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joined Apr 2004
#37 ·
Defenses weren't necessarily tougher back then... they were just different. The game used to be way less organized—more about raw improvisation than tactical precision. Plus, the rules were a complete mess; you could practically break someone's leg and still get away with it. I mean, look at Hatunic (aka the kostolomac)—he once went into a tackle against an Olimpija Ameršek player, snapped both legs, and if my memory serves, walked away with nothing but a yellow card. That said, defenses were also much sloppier. You’d see players just wandering around the opponent's penalty box, something you almost never see in today's game.
Douglas Edwards2 Douglas Edwards2 MemberOP
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joined Mar 2004
#38 ·
The latest word is that mali zelen is still doing pretty poorly, but at least he’s out of the woods now... managed to pull off this win too 👍
Carl Brooks22 Carl Brooks22 Member
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joined Apr 2004
#39 ·
George Cruz65 said:If memory serves, Hatunić (aka kostolomac) went in on an Olimpija Ameršek player with such a bad tackle he broke both legs, yet only walked away with a yellow card.

Unfortunately, the victim was Zoran Racic, a rising star for the New York Yankees, and it happened to be his final game in the big leagues.

Anyway, back to the point... Menem actually thinks all of Michael Jordan's issues stem from him being overweight? Weird.
Chloe Palmer2 Chloe Palmer2 Regular
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#40 ·
Well, excessive gambling might be part of the game... though I suppose it's more about cocaine or heroin addiction👎

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