Hey Lastan, I've got a boil on my butt...

...so I figured—I’ll just head over to an American forum, since that's where people actually have serious discussions about these kinds of things.

Should I just leave him to his own devices, letting him wither away and rot in total isolation?
Maybe I should try to find him a partner... or a partner, given how much that's the trend these days.
I tried approaching this through psychoanalysis, but the real issue is that there isn't even an actual issue to begin with...

How am I supposed to handle this, Lastane, really, how?...

Thanks

I feel your pain.
I’ve basically got a massive zit on my ass right now too.

At first, I thought I messed up somewhere, but honestly? It feels like that cold-hearted woman just used me. I gave her everything, and she played me. She swore I was the only one, then after ten years, I look at the kid and realize he looks exactly like her ex.
My whole world just collapsed, and naturally, my skin broke out immediately.

If you ask me, you can't trust women. We guys seriously need to start a union, because if we don't, these women are going to steamroll us one by one.

Plus, I think there should be some kind of ban on women.
I'm not quite sure what specifically, but things just aren't working anymore.

Is that the official US-based grievance registry being opened here? 🍿

Just making sure it’s on the record that our guy couldn't even manage seven times in a single day. Honestly, it feels like an unforgivable lapse in performance. ☕

Man, you just totally reminded me of this absolute masterpiece of a movie.



And honestly? I’m not even watching the game either.

Lisa Barrett5 said:Is that the official US-based grievance registry being opened here? 🍿

Just making sure it’s on the record that our guy couldn't even manage seven times in a single day. Honestly, it feels like an unforgivable lapse in performance. ☕

Wait, what? 😕

George Newman2 said:Wait, what? 😕

What do you mean, "what"?
I guess I just don't have much more to add to the conversation, honestly; I'm pretty sure my hormones are just doing a number on me today. ☕

So, my ex—back in the early 2000s, I think—tried to explain to me that there’s actually a slang term for a butt cheek, calling it a "nejebica." She claimed that things just sort of pop out from the 😳
.

LOL, I just remembered this one story from Lastane... if my memory serves me right...
Dear Lastane, I constantly have this white stuff building up on my penis right under the head, is this some kind of disease?
sokol

And Lastan replies: sokol, just wash it 🤣

Jeffrey Chase442 said:LOL, I just remembered this one story from Lastane... if my memory serves me right...
Dear Lastane, I constantly have this white stuff building up on my penis right under the head, is this some kind of disease?
sokol

And Lastan replies: sokol, just wash it 🤣

Gross 🤣

Jeffrey Chase442 said:LOL, I just remembered this one story from Lastane... if my memory serves me right...
Dear Lastane, I constantly have this white stuff building up on my penis right under the head, is this some kind of disease?
sokol

And Lastan replies: sokol, just wash it 🤣

So, sokol didn't exactly have feelings for him, I take it...

Hannah Allen5 said:So, my ex—back in the early 2000s, I think—tried to explain to me that there’s actually a slang term for a butt cheek, calling it a "nejebica." She claimed that things just sort of pop out from the 😳
.

And? Did she actually accomplish anything by sharing that? Or maybe that’s exactly why she’s an ex in the first place... So many questions being thrown at Lastan, yet not a single one gets answered...

Lisa Barrett5 said:Is that the official US-based grievance registry being opened here? 🍿

Just making sure it’s on the record that our guy couldn't even manage seven times in a single day. Honestly, it feels like an unforgivable lapse in performance. ☕

...spent more time listening than actually talking?

George Newman2 said:Man, you just totally reminded me of this absolute masterpiece of a movie.

And honestly? I’m not even watching the game either.

It looks pretty interesting; I don't recall ever seeing it... thanks.

Gregory Reed said:So, sokol didn't exactly have feelings for him, I take it...

sokol wouldn't even give him the time of day😂

Jeffrey Chase442 said:sokol wouldn't even give him the time of day😂

The legenda says today feels like a day where one might actually consider doing it...